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[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Yes Sam.

 

[People's Champ]

Fuck angel you are getting raped in here...

wow there's my first post in the cage...that was easy

 

[Uncle Sam]

And hey, im not a fucking junkie, i smoke weed.

You are an addict. You must remove the crutches you use to hold yourself up and become better.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

*places hand on the computer screen*

 

[CH David]

Sam's words are magic. I don't even drink or do drugs and I feel empowered by them.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I can save you. But you must first save yourself:

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

HAND ON THE SCREEN DAVID!

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Fuck angel you are getting raped in here...

wow there's my first post in the cage...that was easy

Last i checked my asshole is clean, maybe you need to check the definition of raped and get back to me. Besides, i didnt even lose the arguement sooooo, yea.

 

[CH David]

Goodbye hair. Hello Straight Edge.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You are an addict. You must remove the crutches you use to hold yourself up and become better.

Dude fuck that i love weed.

 

[Uncle Sam]

If you love life, you will live it to the fullest - unclouded by distractions. Your vision must be clear.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Last i checked my asshole is clean, maybe you need to check the definition of raped and get back to me. Besides, i didnt even lose the arguement sooooo, yea.

Mystikal and anything related to Master P suck. I can see how you lost now.

 

[People's Champ]

Last i checked my asshole is clean, maybe you need to check the definition of raped and get back to me. Besides, i didnt even lose the arguement sooooo, yea.

I didn't mean literally fuck you couldn't tell that? Anyways makes no difference because Sam is here to save you so I would listen to his wise words.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

If you love life, you will live it to the fullest - unclouded by distractions. Your vision must be clear.

I love life, people, weed, wrestling, i love it all. The only thing im distracted by is school, i fucking hate school. But seriously, weed is to great to stop.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Mystikal and anything related to Master P suck. I can see how you lost now.

i used to be skeptical of him before i listened and I agree that Master P and his No Limit assholes suck, but Mystikal is the shit, listen to his first few CD's and you will be blown away.

 

[CH David]

I love life, people, weed, wrestling, i love it all. The only thing im distracted by is school, i fucking hate school. But seriously, weed is to great to stop.

Are you a creep that goes to school when they are 60?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Are you a creep that goes to school when they are 60?

Lulz, naw man, im a Junior.

 

[SavageTaker]

Lulz, naw man, im a Junior.

You must be pretty stupid then...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Work is for winners. Weed is for losers. Nobody loves you like CM Punk loves you. Drugs cannot fill that hole. Straightedge can.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You must be pretty stupid then...

Okay, im not actually 60, i just put that down.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, and I'm not actually 88.

Addict.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Work is for winners. Weed is for losers. Nobody loves you like CM Punk loves you. Drugs cannot fill that hole. Straightedge can.

Plenty of winners smoke weed. Im not into drugs, just weed. Fuck being straightedge and technically CM Punk isnt even straightedge himself.

 

[CH David]

Plenty of winners smoke weed. Im not into drugs, just weed. Fuck being straightedge and technically CM Punk isnt even straightedge himself.

You question his power?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Plenty of winners smoke weed. Im not into drugs, just weed. Fuck being straightedge and technically CM Punk isnt even straightedge himself.

How dare you blaspheme about the Straight Edge Saviour, the Pastor of Purity, the Messiah of... Making Things Better.

You will look back on this night in years to come as the night you could have saved yourself so much pain, so much hardship, so much wasted time. You could have been cleansed; you could have been saved.

 

[CH David]

How dare you blaspheme about the Straight Edge Saviour, the Pastor of Purity, the Messiah of... Making Things Better.

You will look back on this night in years to come as the night you could have saved yourself so much pain, so much hardship, so much wasted time. You could have been cleansed; you could have been saved.

Someone cue the beatdown.