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[D-Man]

Don't forget how nice her tits are. VERY important.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Would you make out with Naomi just to get a chance to grab Kaitlyn's chest for 5 seconds

Also it would have been a fucking riot if the finish line for the obstacle course was a kitchen "PUT THE APRON ON TO STOP THE CLOCK"

 

[D-Man]

Would you make out with Naomi just to get a chance to grab Kaitlyn's chest for 5 seconds

I'd make out with COLE for a chance to do that.

Also it would have been a fucking riot if the finish line for the obstacle course was a kitchen "PUT THE APRON ON TO STOP THE CLOCK"

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Don't you give me that look, they could have all beat up Striker for suggesting it and Cole would have pissed himself

 

[D-Man]

Don't you give me that look, they could have all beat up Striker for suggesting it and Cole would have pissed himself

Cole is always looking for a way to be a douchbag on television. But that's what makes him so interesting, as of late.

I honestly believe that his interference in the TLC match on Monday is going to cause quite a stir this coming Monday. Many people believe this is the segway he needs to become the GM of Raw, but who knows. Only time will tell.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

D-Man...where have you been? Our bromance is malnourished.

 

[D-Man]

RICKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What's up, bro?? I've been here... and all over the place. I'm only online during the working hours Monday though Friday, mostly.

You're sorely missed, bro. How have you been?

 

[CH David]

Five nights of concerts. SUCK IT!

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

It's going well. I've been here regularly in 2-3 day spurts.


I'm working out like a fiend. I think I've decided to take the next step in terms of making my body look like a slab of rock.

 

[D-Man]

Five nights of concerts. SUCK IT!

I was suppoed to go to VA to see my niece and nephew this weekend but my bro-in-law got strep throat. FUCK.

It's going well. I've been here regularly in 2-3 day spurts.


I'm working out like a fiend. I think I've decided to take the next step in terms of making my body look like a slab of rock.

Nice. I feel like dogshit. Haven't worked out in over six months. But at least I decided to take a break from smokin' weed. I need a detox for a while. 48 hours sober so far and it wasn't even tough.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

I was suppoed to go to VA to see my niece and nephew this weekend but my bro-in-law got strep throat. FUCK.



Nice. I feel like dogshit. Haven't worked out in over six months. But at least I decided to take a break from smokin' weed. I need a detox for a while. 48 hours sober so far and it wasn't even tough.

I've considered completely giving up drinking in any capacity. If I wanna look like the Narcissist Lex Luger without injecting things into my rear, I need every advantage that I can get.

 

[D-Man]

Very true.

You need lots of cardio, brother. That's the key. All the weightlifting in the world doesn't mean shit if your metabolism isn't sped up and your body isn't lean.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Very true.

You need lots of cardio, brother. That's the key. All the weightlifting in the world doesn't mean shit if your metabolism isn't sped up and your body isn't lean.

Well, I will when it's time to cut. Right now I'm trying to gain.

Very glad that I can still walk after doing legs tonight.

 

[D-Man]

Legs has always been a pain in the ass for me. I've had weak knees since wrestling in high school so things like squats and leg curls are painful to me.

 

[Sparky]

Pregnant??

That's what we are hoping...

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Legs has always been a pain in the ass for me. I've had weak knees since wrestling in high school so things like squats and leg curls are painful to me.

I feel you brother, I remember when I tore my lcl for the first time. Two days before the match I did 5 520 squats. Now i'm hard pressed for even 1 450. Wrestling sucks when your bigger lol thats alot of weight on a twisted knee.

 

[D-Man]

Without your legs, you're basically immobile. They're very important and people take them for granted. When my knees first acted up in high school, it was a big pain in the ass because I was one of the best on the team and had to be sidelined. However, we still won the state championship and I was able to get back into the lineup in time for the state tourney.

 

[Hawkeye]

D-Man what can I do to get rid of my gut?

 

[D-Man]

D-Man what can I do to get rid of my gut?

I've gained one, as well. Cardio is a HUGE help ion this situation.

A gut is former because excess fat has grown and maximized itself on all other parts of your body. After other body parts have gained too much weight, the excess, for some weird reason, goes to the gut and ass.

Basically, you need to lose weight. To lose weight, you have to speed up your metabolism. To speed up your metabolism, you need to exercise and eat more (small) meals in a day. Then your body will learn to constantly break down the food.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Increase your overall digestive health, as well Rox. Take extra digestive enzymes, a high dose of probiotics, and increase your fiber. And stop eating processed foods. That will help enormously.

 

[Hawkeye]

Damn sounds like double edged sword to me. I hate my gut but my ass is great! LOL

 

[Goliath Uterus]

So D-Man, I've been hitting a dry spell in the lady department lately. And it's my junior year, I'm trying to fuck as many high school girls as possible while it's still legal for me to do so, usually girls would come on to me, so I never really had to drop any lines or anything like that, but lately I've had girls that I want to talk to, but have no idea what the fuck to say.

Any tips/advice you could drop a young tail chaser like myself?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

So D-Man, I've been hitting a dry spell in the lady department lately. And it's my junior year, so I'm running out of time to fuck as many high school girls as possible while it's still legal for me to do so.

Usually girls would come on to me, so I never really had to drop any lines or anything like that, but lately I've had girls that I want to talk to, but have no idea what the fuck to say to 'em.

Any tips/advice you could drop on a young tail chaser like myself?

edit: any advice is welcome, i just asked D-Man cause "relationship advice" is in the title.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

So we'll take the mentorship deal a step further.

I'm forming a new stable. Since the Jersey Triad is now the stuff of legend, I'm going to create a stable of up-and-comers. Think of me as Ric Flair - out of the Horsemen, into Evolution.

The Natural is my Triple H. The next coming.

I am officially extending the Randy Orton role to JGlass. He's a fellow North Jerseyan and he attends a damn fine institution of higher learning, so he's a smart guy too.

I will keep one more spot open. I have a few names in mind.

I'm going to start working on creating the next deep bench on WZ. Future moderators and admins all. Eventually, when I need to step away from this active stable leadership role, I'll pass it on to TDigle.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm