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[D-Man]

So I filed a formal noise complaint against my upstairs neighbor because she refused to compromise with the amount of noise she's been making. Since day one, she's has NOTHING to complain about when it came to living above me. Now, all of a sudden, she's written a complaint letter against ME. Gee... that's convenient.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

A formal notice would piss anybody off D-man. Be lucky the Landlord doesn't fine both of you. I just wish that when I move to my own apartment (which is going to be very soon) I won't be forced to do that. I like my quiet!

 

[D-Man]

Yeah but the difference is that SHE deserved the letter. Writing one in rebuttle is just plain annoying.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

So I filed a formal noise complaint against my upstairs neighbor because she refused to compromise with the amount of noise she's been making. Since day one, she's has NOTHING to complain about when it came to living above me. Now, all of a sudden, she's written a complaint letter against ME. Gee... that's convenient.

WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE SAY

"too many sexy motherfuckers in that house at once" LULZ

Dammit. You just HAD to go there. She was all hot and nice and things could have been wonderfull. Now you have crossed that line. I tried to tell you.

 

[D-Man]

WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE SAY

I haven't received the letter yet. Once I do, I'd be glad to share it with you guys.

"too many sexy motherfuckers in that house at once" LULZ

She wouldn't dare state the obvious. Her letter will be full of lies.

Dammit. You just HAD to go there. She was all hot and nice and things could have been wonderfull. Now you have crossed that line. I tried to tell you.

You try living under that noise for 6 months. That girl must weigh about 110lbs but she walks around and works out like she's an elephant.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You have used the elephant metaphor on me numerous times, I remain unshaken. As I stated the last time I came over, I welcome such noise, becuase that is an open invitation for you to be as noisy as YOU fucking please...and NOW we are gonna be on egg shells in there!!!

I find it humorous that you seem to be suprised she filed a complaint right back against you.

 

[D-Man]

You have used the elephant metaphor on me numerous times, I remain unshaken. As I stated the last time I came over, I welcome such noise, becuase that is an open invitation for you to be as noisy as YOU fucking please...and NOW we are gonna be on egg shells in there!!!

Oh, that's right. Because starting a noise war in your home with your neighbors is a brilliant idea. Lulz

I find it humorous that you seem to be suprised she filed a complaint right back against you.

I'm not surprised at all. But I wonder what she complained about, considering that I barely make any noise.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Thats what you dont understand, its not a noise WAR, its a noise PARTY. YOU sir, are the one who wanted war, becuase that is your personality. I just wanted a party.

 

[D-Man]

Brosef, she wasn't having it.

 

[Барбоса]

D-man needs to stop walking around his appartment in the nude as his johnson repeatedly hitting the floor is annoying the neighbours

 

[D-Man]

I can't help it... my wheelbarrow broke.

 

[Барбоса]

I can't help it... my wheelbarrow broke.

And by slinging it over your shoulder like a continental soldier, you risk either knocking yourself out or hanging yourself

 

[D-Man]

Do I'm pushing for Kaval to win in the finals. What do you guys think?

I like Riley, but I don't think he needs the notoriety of NXT to get over with the fans. He's WAY over as a heel already.

 

[D-Man]

I made the decision to tell my girlfriend that we need to take a break. I didn't exactly break up with her, but I needed space for a while. This just plain sucks out loud.

I hate women.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I made the decision to tell my girlfriend that we need to take a break. I didn't exactly break up with her, but I needed space for a while. This just plain sucks out loud.

I hate women.

Well, at least you have enough respect for her and yourself to realize you need that time and to inform her of it. Hope you can sort out what you need to.

 

[D-Man]

Me too. But she's just so argumentative about things. She wants a million things from me and I want minimal things from her. She asks me for what she wants and I say ok with minimal arguments. I ask her and I get read the Declaration of Independence of attitude.

 

[DirtyJosé]

That sounds like par for the course, amigo.

 

[Барбоса]

Par for the course indeed.

Still shit though. Annihilate some brain cells at the weekend and you might feel temporarily okay*















*Not a guarantee

 

[D-Man]

I have an end of summer BBQ to hit on Saturday, so that goal will be achieved.

Until then, I'm not sure how to end things with her. I've made her hang onto my decision since Sunday. We spoke last night but I would've had more fun sticking hot pokers through my eyeballs. The spark just isn't there anymore.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I have an end of summer BBQ to hit on Saturday, so that goal will be achieved.

Until then, I'm not sure how to end things with her. I've made her hang onto my decision since Sunday. We spoke last night but I would've had more fun sticking hot pokers through my eyeballs. The spark just isn't there anymore.

It sounds like you already know what you want. Or at least, what you don't want. Have fun at the BBQ, though.

 

[D-Man]

Thanks, DirtyJose. I doubt that I'll have anything but fun at an event with women, booze, BBQ, pool, beer pong, and no girlfriend in sight.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn

 

[D-Man]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannn

Norcal, story of my life. Another fucking head case, bro.

 

[Барбоса]

Been in a crappy mood this passed week myself and a drinking session did little to change it...

If you aren't happy, there is no point in forcing it

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Norcal, story of my life. Another fucking head case, bro.

Me too. I just got done dealing with one for the last two days.

lets just marry each other.

For the tax breaks I mean, we can still fuck chicks.