D-Man and IC25's Official NJexus HQ

[IrishCanadian25]

Tried to. Both were hitting "heat" at the same time, and both were fixed at the same time. Just prior to the fixing, they, a-hem, "hooked up." Becky and I saw the lack of foreplay and we started spraying them down to get them off each other.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Sorry to know your pet rabbit died IC. That's the worst part about keeping pets. That's why I don't have one even though I like birds.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Got myself a new avatar...But You Already Knew That.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=3247808#post3247808

Now with added moustache.

 

[D-Man]

So today is the last day of my home office's conversion. It's been three weeks of total hell. I'm so fucking happy it's over. Any more mandatory time spent here would have gotten me closer and closer to mass murder.

 

[JGlass]

Damn man, you've done a lot of redecorating lately.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

DARE!

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[Uncle Phatso]

Funkay you're a dirty dirty man! I FUCKING LOVE Wacky races. I grew up watching that shit with my mom.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

You didn't kidnap the small child did you IC?

 

[JGlass]

Is that IC? I almost didn't recognize him without him taunting the small child right next to him.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

The gentleman on the left of the child is my childhood best friend and the best man from my wedding. He and I invented the "DARE! dance," which is a goofy dance done to Stan Bush's song Dare from the old Transformers film (which I've not seen).

The little tyke in the middle is our close friend's 3-month old, Carter. He's so handsome and he LOVES pro wrestling. Uncle D-Man, Uncle NorCal, and Uncle IC25 are planning to take him to a live event for his 6th birthday in five and three quarter years...

 

[JGlass]

He loves pro wrestling at 3 months old? Is this true, or is this because IC25 is going to make damn sure that this kid grows up to love professional wrestling?

By the way, since hanging out with you guys I feel like I like professional wrestling more. Talking about it online is all well and good, but talking about it in person is much more fun.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I guess we know he loves pro wrestling because he made Uncle D-Man tap to an ankle lock?

 

[JGlass]

D-Man's the only one with any experience professionally wrestling. If that kid put him in an ankle lock I bet he could counter it and hit a moonsault.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Doubt it, he had to retire due to injury if I recall correctly. The kid could take out the injured D-Man.

 

[D-Man]

D-Man's the only one with any experience professionally wrestling. If that kid put him in an ankle lock I bet he could counter it and hit a moonsault.

I was never the moonsaulting type. Actually, I'm afraid of heights. I often modeled myself in the ring as an Owen Hart type, except without the high-flying. He was also a very smart mat-wrestler and technician.

Doubt it, he had to retire due to injury if I recall correctly. The kid could take out the injured D-Man.

Close, Funkay... I retired so I wouldn't get injured. The guys I wrestled were so bad that they were a broken leg just waiting to happen.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I once wrestled Eddie Guerrero. He told me I had all the tools to make it to the top.

 

[D-Man]

I wish I wrestled someone that meant something to the wrestling world. Closest I got was being taught by Tito Santana, Honky Tonk Man, and Jay Lethal once (he gave me an arm drag. It was awesome.)

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

D-Man is a former professional wrestler trained by the likes of Jay Lethal, Tito Santana and The Honky Tonk Man. D-Man now serves as a G-Mod on WrestleZone.

Huh, even made wiki there D.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I was never the moonsaulting type. Actually, I'm afraid of heights. I often modeled myself in the ring as an Owen Hart type, except without the high-flying. He was also a very smart mat-wrestler and technician.

Wait, so you're afraid of heights and wanted to be like Owen Hart?




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That make sense - I have it on good authority he's afraid of heights too...

 

[D-Man]

Huh, even made wiki there D.

The fuck?!? LOL

Wait, so you're afraid of heights and wanted to be like Owen Hart?




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That make sense - I have it on good authority he's afraid of heights too...

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Wait, so you're afraid of heights and wanted to be like Owen Hart?




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That make sense - I have it on good authority he's afraid of heights too...

You're still going to hell for that comment you made during the Old School Raw according to KB.

 

[D-Man]

You're still going to hell for that comment you made during the Old School Raw according to KB.

Which one?!? No, seriously... there were a bunch that could give him a free pass to Hell's Gates.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

OH HAIIII Mr.Exterminator who no one tells me is coming and just randomly fucking barges into my apartment without knocking just whapping opening the door and saying "HUUR DURR EXTERMINATOR" right smack in the middle of my fucking sleep.


you. have. no...FUCKING IDEA how close your life just came to fucking ending

 

[JGlass]

I feel bad for you, but worse for the exterminator. He had NO idea what he was getting into.