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Well this has been, if nothing else, entertaining. I suppose I'm in good shape considering the fact that people as useless as Macca - both in real life and on these forums - have absolutely zero effect on or in my life. I actually feel really good knowing that he hates me to the point that he'd take out ALMOST as much time to rail against me as he usually does to suck Bill Lesnar's cock. (That's his name right? I never paid attention to him.)
The bragging is something I do to entertain myself and to get action in my threads. I've done it before, I'll do it again. I consider myself the forums VP of Marketing, and my goal is to get as much action in the threads I create as I possibly can. The Miz thread is the perfect example. It's totally cool that Doc had an issue with that, he'll get over it. I still respect the work he does and what he brings to the forums, and I don't expect, by any stretch, to be considered perfect in everyone's eyes. Doc's entitled to his opinion and he expressed it in a professional and classy manner. At day's end, we'll still work extremely well together.
JGlass and JMT, thank you both for the kind words. The classy and intelligent have a way of finding that mutual respect in one another.
Finally, Macca, if you think your comments about my being a "poor man's D-Man" are going to upset me or drive a wedge in the triad - try again. D-Man is magnificent. I practically begged him to join the forums for the express purpose of infusing this place with one more absolutely brilliant wrestling fan with the ability to write above a 3rd grade level. Folks like D-Man counteract trolls such as yourself. He's beaten me in a debate league, and deservedly so. The only thing better than posting wrestling with D-Man is discussing it with him (and NorCal) in person. He's 100% aces in my book, and Macca, your only redeeming quality is the fact that you realize that.
Anyway, back to work. Oh, and using work time to shop for Packers Super Bowl stuff. Bang.
Geez, some of you lot and your anger management problems. It's not like I just came out and called you the self-righteous prick that you are, I actually had a proper conversation about it, with valid points. And you just choose to assault me with your QWERTY keyboard. Some of the things you said could have actually hurt my feelings if they weren't conceited and over-indulgent.
Also,
Why the fuck is Doc allowed his opinion but I'm not?! I am an outstanding member of this community and you'll do well to know that.
Useless in real life?! You look like a homeless gigalo who just stole that fur coat from an Oxfam store in your sig. The fuck are you on about?
You make it sound like I have a burning desire to attack you but yet you were the one to make two disses on me and GD before I even thought of taking a shot at you. Also, I'm useless? Your columns are massively overrated and such turds that I have yet to finish reading one of them due to the gastly stench of Generic Opinion of the IWC #173927 and yet you feel the need to talk like you're king shit. The only thing I can see you exceling at is being a 20-year Jay Leno impersonator.
I could very well be a so-called "good poster" in this site and post my thoughts in the non-spam sections and the Debator's League, which in all likelyhood I would be able to put in a good effort. However I'm nowhere near as sad as you who clearly sees this place as some sort of a fucking job with real life credentials, posters like me, GD, Coco, SNS and Sam take this place for what it is: An Internet forum to bullshit about stupid things like wrestling and blowjobs. Quite frankly, we could make the same amount of effort into toiling away on a silly debate, but we choose not to. A simple sentence or two should surfice. Just because you're stupid enough to think that you're a better poster then us because you post in non-spam (You must be, Mr. VP of Marketing. What a fucking idiot.) and therefore contribute more to this forum then us, does not mean we have any need to prove ourselves to a fucking dipshit with an imaginary internet silver spoon up his arse.
Thanks for confirming with me that D-Man is a better poster, now how about you give the next column you get to him, so we can get some fucking variety when it comes to those lucky posters who get to represent the entire community rather then just you. Also, I really don't give a fuck about spliting up the Triad, or trying to drive a wedge. You're a bunch of lads on the other fucking side of the world, I don't spend my precious time trying to not get you to not hang out with each other (Again, there's that over-blown ego of yours talking) D-Man knows I'm not gonna sit here and sit his arse, but I'm not some pissant like Sully who will try to suck up to a couple of guys sitting behind their computers with imaginary jobs running an Internet forum. Hell, if they offered me a mod spot I'd flatly refuse, because I have better things to do. I come in, shoot the breeze when I feel it necessary and bounce out this bitch.
Well I'm done, but before I go, remember to go easy on me with your inevitable reply. I bruise easy.