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[X]

Astroqueen X, you gotta find some.

I'm scared to hit it from the bong.

Scared to hit it form the bong?

A real man shows no fear. I've never feared a strain in my life, and I won't be starting now. You grow it, I'll try it.

Love to get me a piece of this Astroqueen you speak of though. Lately I've just been smoking a ton of Sour Diesel, we've been getting a steady stream of it from NY lately. Very, very good and really pungent.

Spoiler: Sour Diesel

 

[dvayne]

Hopefully Cena & Orton give Ted their sick tag finisher

 

[jtbsoon2b]

Jack Thwagger!!! future world champ

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Go Biff Tannen!

 

[FromTheSouth]

I've got a friend with some sour D on the way. I'm excited.


dvayne-

Orton and Cena, the bitter rivals, have the only tag team finisher in the WWE, is that a little weird to anyone else?

 

[Lt 0reo]

it's funny how the push ups get fireworks

 

[Slowdude]

Cena and Orton vs Rhodes and DiBiase?

So Orton will turn on Cena obviously, DiBiase and maybe Rhodes will start beginning the turn on Orton

 

[Tyrath]

Cena and Orton teaming up? Has that ever happened before? This is epic.

I'm pretty sure its happened twice before. The first time was definitely gold.

 

[salomon1080s]

since when has mvp lost his sleeves?

 

[klunderbunker]

Been watching the show. Seven on seven? Really? Can the creative team get any lazier?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Cena and Orton teaming up? Has that ever happened before? This is epic.

They are the only tag team with a duo finisher.

Cena starts an attitude adjustment that ends with Orton RKO the guy off of Cena's shoulders.

The RKO Adjustment.

 

[Slowdude]

I'm pretty sure its happened twice before. The first time was definitely gold.

They teamed to Face Raw locker before WM24 and teamed a few weeks ago against JeriShow until Orton turned on Cena and it turned into Cena/MVP/Henry vs Orton/Jeri/Show

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I was under the impression that each team had five members, not seven.

 

[Stall_19]

MVP just got squashed. How sad.

 

[FromTheSouth]

When Randy Orton started wrestling do you think he ever said to himself, I hope someday I get to say, "I will not let Nancy O'Dell show me up again."

 

[X]

I wonder when they'll change Kofi's name to Kofi Ghana...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Why are they billing Kofi as being from his actual birthplace, Ghana now?

 

[salomon1080s]

now that kofi is from africa why does he do all the stereotypical Jamaican things

 

[FromTheSouth]

Awesome, Evan Bourn

What a waste.

They could use his yearly salary to pay for one week of AJ Styles, and that would be fine by me.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Also, Kofi's going to smash Bourne, what with his pulling a Kendrick...

 

[Moon Knight]

Come now, you know I wouldn't bet my stash on anything. Except a bigger stash.

Not even on a hot greek goddess? You know you want her!

 

[X]

Awesome, Evan Bourn

What a waste.

They could use his yearly salary to pay for one week of AJ Styles, and that would be fine by me.

Why is it a waste to employ someone who's hugely popular with your fanbase?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Who's for seeing either McGuiness or Danielson making deboot tonight.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

They are the only tag team with a duo finisher.

Cena starts an attitude adjustment that ends with Orton RKO the guy off of Cena's shoulders.

The RKO Adjustment.

The first recipient of that was none other than Cody Rhodes.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Why is it a waste to employ someone who's hugely popular with your fanbase?

I only say that because I hate cruiserweights. You know that.