A week till 'Mania

[klunderbunker]

Again, for the millionth time:

How in a knee injury insulting HHH? That still makes no sense.

 

[BaconBits]

I'm more excited for next Monday than I am for Mania.

 

[Navi]

The cruiserweight match is on the preshow. Main page just confirmed it. Shame it's going to be a good one.

 

[Kodo Sawaki]

From all those HHH- Rollins promos either HHH is biggest mark for himself on RAW or that match would close Mania. Its like, most promo Mania match from RAW.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I'd like Braun Strowman to come out during Pitbull's shitty live concert at Mania and just destroy all the equipment and throw people into the crowds.

 

[shafe_41]

How is every match just a straight no gimmick match? AJ/Shane should be No DQ or something. The tag match should be a ladder match. Gotta throw in something to spice the card up

 

[enviousdominous]

When your morning is Hell, just go to Taco Bell. That way, it can't possibly get any worse.

 

[enviousdominous]

You know WrestleMania is in trouble when it looks like less of a thrill ride than The Marine 5.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Kevin Owens wins so Sami can go to SD live.

 

[shafe_41]

You know WrestleMania is in trouble when it looks like less of a thrill ride than The Marine 5.

Right? Heath Slater AND Naomi? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY WWE!!!!!!!

 

[Navi]

How is every match just a straight no gimmick match? AJ/Shane should be No DQ or something. The tag match should be a ladder match. Gotta throw in something to spice the card up

The RAW women's match has just been changed to an Elimination Match. Have to come up with a way to get Nia out of the ring and away from the belt.

 

[enviousdominous]

Right? Heath Slater AND Naomi? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY WWE!!!!!!!

That promo for The Marine 5 was the only part of tonight that piqued my interest.

On top of everything else, I'm interested to see how Bo Dallas holds down an acting role.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I was on a C-130 that was also carrying mine resistant vehicles held down by chains. The plane would occasionally rock slightly, causing one of the vehicles to sway back and forth as if it might possibly tip over and crush me.

That was the ultimate thrill ride.

Ahhhhhh its FINEE *waves hand dismissively*

 

[enviousdominous]

Samoa Joe apparently just got finished attending a semi-formal silent auction.

 

[shafe_41]

That exploder suplex makes me nervous every single time. All I see is Rick Martel's leg in WCW.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'm more excited for next Monday than I am for Mania.

Seriously

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Straight up forgot there was another segment to this lol

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Did he just say Sami is heading to Wrestlemania? To do what? Watch the matches from the stands?

 

[enviousdominous]

Put WrestleMania 33 on the list Chris!

 

[BaconBits]

Did he just say Sami is heading to Wrestlemania? To do what? Watch the matches from the stands?

To get launched out the ring by Braun Strowman.

 

[shafe_41]

Did he just say Sami is heading to Wrestlemania? To do what? Watch the matches from the stands?

He's in the battle royal.

 

[Navi]

Did he just say Sami is heading to Wrestlemania? To do what? Watch the matches from the stands?

If Zayn won tonight he's in the Battle Royal, if he had lost Stephanie said he would be fired from RAW.

 

[enviousdominous]

Did he just say Sami is heading to Wrestlemania? To do what? Watch the matches from the stands?

Sami is in the Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal now, in an inconsequential role we all hope.

 

[BaconBits]

Seriously

Yeah, seriously. They've done a horrendous job on the build to this Mania. Next Monday, we'll get a few surprises.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

If Zayn won tonight he's in the Battle Royal, if he had lost Stephanie said he would be fired from RAW.

Oooohh. I didn't see any of that. I thought they might have him dance for Pitbull.