12/14 Raw/Slammies LD

[Ambiguous Turd]

Take 1 minute to tell Vince how Awful Raw was tonight, right here:




https://secure.wwe.com/forms/help/show.php

 

[X]

Let's begin the mandatory screaming about how WWE sucks until next week when we almost all watch.

But you were screaming that all night in the LD...

 

[NSL]

Are you getting paid for this?

Nope. Absolutely free.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

These were my comments I sent to WWE Creative. I would have done more, but they don't allow for that many characters to be used when contacting them.

https://secure.wwe.com/forms/help/show.php

Tonight was truly one of the worst Raw's of the year. First, you have a New WWE Champion, and you feature him for all but 3 minutes on a 3 hour broadcast? Way to get Sheamus over from last night.

Secondly, the WWE Slammy Awards simply do not function well when they are done from an arena. The crowd at the arenas don't want to see this type of thing. They want to see action. The Slammy Awards were far more prestigious when they were booked as a separate event, such as the Hall of Fame. It's all about doing the right things, at the right time, at the right place ... and Raw simply is not the right place or time to do the Slammy Awards. That absolutely killed the crowd.

What also killed the crowd was Dennis Miller, who was probably one of the worst hosts to date. His humor was terrible, and I believe him when he said that he took pointers from Mr. McMahon. How anyone in WWE Creative can think that anything was remotely humorous about anything that went on this evening is beyond me.

I can not wait to see how we are going to top off tonight's Raw, next week. Oh wait, there's Little People's Court!

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

WWE SUX!!!!

 

[klunderbunker]

But you were screaming that all night in the LD...

Yep, and I'll be watching next week too.

 

[X]

We're junkies. We need our fixes.

 

[klunderbunker]

Agreed. Shame there won't be any more Big Dick Johnson.

 

[X]

I actually had a good chuckle when Big Dick started to talk all elegant-like and using big words, that was actually marginally humorous.

 

[klunderbunker]

There's quite a bit of humor on Raw that's ignored completely.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

No blood, but we get to see a fat man in a green thong? Bullshit.

 

[klunderbunker]

No blood, but we get to see a fat man in a green thong? Bullshit.

Speak for yourself.

 

[Tyrath]

Is there anyone in this thread that would say that they enjoyed tonight's show?

A little late, but nope.

 

[klunderbunker]

It's still wrestling, meaning it's better than nothing else.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

this was the single worst show I have ever seen as a fan of wrestling... my god this was horrible.... words will not express how sick I am at this raw show....

 

[klunderbunker]

I can't wait to hear from FTS.

 

[klunderbunker]

Somehow this is longer than last night's.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Oh believe me everything Dennis Miller is saying right now is definitely his opinioin, he's a hardcore conservative.

Are you fucking kidding me? Obama and Cena on the screen? FTS is nutting himself.

I laughed a bit. I laughed when he said Cheney had chaps too.

FTS is having a joysgasm at this point. The Obama dig was pretty damn good.

You are correct sir.

Matt Striker is officially the best commentator in the WWE. Last night proved that to me. He's the only commentator in all of the WWE that actually shows some fucking passion when something happens. He had passion in his voice when Sheamus won last night while Cole and everyone else was busy sitting on their hands mumbling like a grandmother just won a game of Bingo.

I said he reminded me of Heenan. I love Stryker. He uses historical perspective, he has wrestled in this era, and most importantly, he knows what the fucking moves are called.

Meh, he lost the Texas audience the second he used a word larger then three syllables. There's a reason he has a conservative doing politics against the Dems in Texas, they don't care.

You act like Texas is a bunch of morons. We're not all stupid, not even most of us. We're plain spoken, but not stupid. That being said, that arena was filled with morons, and I may live in the stupidest city in the world.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Texas does love John Cena though.

When I was there, I was hoping that this show translated better to television, but it didn't.

 

[klunderbunker]

What was the reaction for Punk's ridiculous squash?

 

[FromTheSouth]

This was a very pro Cena crowd. Surprising as it may be, there are people who might have cared less.

But, be honest. I know everyone thinks Punk is God's gift, but if you can't beat R-Truth, shouldn't you get killed by Cena?

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah but why is he jobbing to Cena that fast when he's supposed to be one of the four biggest stars of the year? That makes little sense.

 

[X]

This was a very pro Cena crowd. Surprising as it may be, there are people who might have cared less.

But, be honest. I know everyone thinks Punk is God's gift, but if you can't beat R-Truth, shouldn't you get killed by Cena?

A multiple time world champion should not be tapping out in under two minutes. Fucking EVER. John Cena, CM Punk, or freaking HBK, it doesn't happen and it shouldn't. Punk was BURIED tonight. Absolutely horrible booking.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yeah Punk's credibility is completely gone tonight. Granted when he started hanging out with Festus it was too.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Punk's credibility has been gone for a while. He was squashed in the opening match of a PPV, he's been losing to the midcard since before he lost the title, and he's been hanging out with Festus. This is a sign that Edge is coming back, and the smartass heel role is more expertly filled.