^^^This, It's the internet. Have a need to know basis. mention the good stuff, forget the bad.
lol derf...
Your Life is Shit
- Thread starter Ultra Awesome
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lol derf...
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Only have NJ World now!
I wish I could've seen this Milenko guy. His name pops up all the time and he sounds like a riot!
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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
Super/Ultra Awesome seems to be running a gimmick of an increasingly unstable motivational speaker, who is devolving into self-parody that allows his hatred of his job and those he works with to seep through.
"Think positively about yourself and positive things will happen, you worthless piece of shit."
"Think positively about yourself and positive things will happen, you worthless piece of shit."
Ultra Awesome
Im standing in Brooklyn/
Remember. Any attention is good attention. You have a bunch of ********ers on your nutz just begging you to let them suck. How does it feel?
You were shivering as you wrote this. What's wrong? Classy JGlassy fell off his horsey?
Back for more? You have no spine.
Барбоса;4586549 said:
Oh my god! Have you listened to me lately! Lately! Ive been going craazzyyyyy!!!
Natural Selection
InfoWarrior
WTF did I stumble into...
Ultra Awesome
Im standing in Brooklyn/
You owe me money. Today is your deadline. You'll be suffering greatly soon.
Natural Selection
InfoWarrior
Danger Burger
Thread Killer
I figured it out. The guy is going to do absolutely nothing until we all lose our minds. It's genius.
I get it, he's reading from random horoscopes. That's his gimmick.
Ultra Awesome
Im standing in Brooklyn/
Cool story bro
Pain to 225
Pain maximized; Slowest Time; Suffocation; Shit food
Phase 1:Gradual Burn -> Needle in throat, eyeballs, peehole -> Dagger in asshole (stretched)-> Sledge Hammer to face (repeated smash)
Phase 2: Alive Body Disection: Stay alive as I rip apart all your organs with a pocket knife
Phase 3: Cockroach infest. They will bite until you've rotten then disintigrated
Phase 4: Acid squirted across you -> Bricks dropped on your head repeatedly -> Bullets to the crotch -> Saw chops you into pieces -> Roasted.
This process will repeat over and over again until you are at my front door. Enjoy your eternity of suffering; I will check up on you regularly.
Phase 1:Gradual Burn -> Needle in throat, eyeballs, peehole -> Dagger in asshole (stretched)-> Sledge Hammer to face (repeated smash)
Phase 2: Alive Body Disection: Stay alive as I rip apart all your organs with a pocket knife
Phase 3: Cockroach infest. They will bite until you've rotten then disintigrated
Phase 4: Acid squirted across you -> Bricks dropped on your head repeatedly -> Bullets to the crotch -> Saw chops you into pieces -> Roasted.
This process will repeat over and over again until you are at my front door. Enjoy your eternity of suffering; I will check up on you regularly.
Danger Burger
Thread Killer
I can't believe you said peehole.
Ultra Awesome
Im standing in Brooklyn/
What's wrong with saying peehole?
Danger Burger
Thread Killer
My bad, I'm sorry. I shouldn't be so judgemental towards twelve year olds. No hard feelings?
Real answer: The context. Sounds like you were aiming for some instense torture killing kind of vibe, the word peehole made me lose all sense of disbelief.
I haven't really been following this Ultra Awesome guy's storyline, but out of annoyance and curiosity, what is he supposed to be? Like, is he attempting to be a mind fuck, or there some inside joke? Usually I find a little entertainment value in somebody being a jackass on here (Kliq, Henhouse), but so far from the small sample size I've witnessed, this shit has been like reading an instruction manual or watching paint dry.
Ultra Awesome
Im standing in Brooklyn/
Wat.
You have a problem with the word peehole? It's a hole where pee comes out of. Peehole.
I have no idea what to say to you. You're not important enough.
Danger Burger
Thread Killer
It's a little childish. Unless your aim is to come off as a psycho-tweenager, you could do with sounding a little more professional. Just my two cents.
Ultra Awesome
Im standing in Brooklyn/
This guy just spouts random shit to feel better about himself. He feels above others because he speaks in code and phrases to perplex people. Its a joke only he knows and only he cares about yet feels he is winning at something here.
Problem is, he isnt even good at it. His random is dull.
Problem is, he isnt even good at it. His random is dull.
For one, you need not say anything to me, because my original question was obviously not directed towards you. And another thing - who the fuck are you? You're no A-Lister, or even remotely respectable poster, so who are you talking down to? The answer should be nobody.
Of course jokes on me, because I really shouldn't waste my time acknowledging you. God damn it, Jake, god damn.
Danger Burger
Thread Killer
you gay or something?
What does my sexuality have to do with your difficulties in maintaining a consistant tone? I'm only offering advice, theres no need to get so defensive.
Ultra Awesome
Im standing in Brooklyn/
Correct. I'm winning at life.
The people who have been obsessing over this beg to differ.
"so who are you talking down to?" Answer: Nobody. --You said it yourself. I'm talking to a nobody.
You posted in the thread with acts of hate. Your hate showed you failure.
Advice to not say peehole?
It's a word, boii. The immature one is you for thinking more about the word than it is. Does this word make you that uncomfortable? That's why I call you gay. Get it, gay?Ultra Awesome
Im standing in Brooklyn/
And to the rest of you that lurk
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Danger Burger
Thread Killer
Advice to not say peehole?
Nah it's cool, I just thought it was a laughable attempt at sounding scary or whatever it is you aim for. Needles in your peehole... Well, whatever gets you off, Super Fabulous.
Make sure you let us know when you're doing the big truth reveal and hate stuff, ok? We can't wait.
