Haiku Hogan's Shit List
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Or not made it at all. You know whose job it is to make people feel ashamed of their bodies? Nobody. There is no job that comes with that description.
I understand where you're coming from because I have had similar thoughts myself, but making broad sweeping statements on the internet isn't going to win you any friends.
Shit List Entry #370: Everyone getting indignant over the Donald Sterling Saga
By now, we all know the Sterling story. It's out there, and is what it is. Donald Sterling is a repugnant asshole, and frankly is one of the most vile pieces of scum to walk the Earth.
But you know what? All of this was true thirty fucking years ago, and no one made a fucking peep.
No one.
Let me ask you, posters of WZ Forums... Where were you in 2003, when Donald Sterling was being brought to court, over some truly rancor shit? Where were you when he was discriminating against blacks and hispanics, affecting their very lives? Let me give you some quotes....
You know who said that? Donald Sterling. In 2000 and fucking three!
So, where the fuck were you, in 2006, when Donald Sterling settled with the largest housing discrimination settlement in history? Were you too busy swept in the grand playoff run of Chris Kaman?
Anyone that is piggybacking on this now is disingenuous at worst, and really fucking awful at keeping up with shit at best. And that includes, you, poster of Wrestlezone. Who do I really single out here?
*goes to look around to see who's riding the outrage train*
Oh, son of a bitch;
The Butcher
See, it's real easy to ride the high moral horse, now, Butcher. Of course we all can. See, here's the thing... This isn't even that bad, in the grand scheme of things.
Now, don't get me wrong. The statement itself is awful. I agree with that.
You know what's worse? When said racism actually hurts people. When racism causes people to get evicted from their apartment, and they have to support themselves, and their family. When they have no place to live, and wind up living on the fucking streets.
Or, when a family of four has asbestos in their apartment, but Donald Sterling doesn't fix the apartment, because the tenant is black.
That kind of shit? It fucking kills people.
What Donald Sterling said to his mistress? As awful as you may find it, it's nothing, fucking nothing compared to the awful shit this man has done. And it's all out there. This isn't in secret... People have known this for years. Fucking decades, even. And it's ruined lives.
And you want to be outraged now, and calls for protests? You want to pull your sponsorship now, nine years later (which matches pretty well with when information came out about the racial discrimination suit. So CarMax, fuck off, you and your shitty cars)? You want to make a thread expressing your outrage.
Fuck off; kiss the fattest part of my ass.
By now, we all know the Sterling story. It's out there, and is what it is. Donald Sterling is a repugnant asshole, and frankly is one of the most vile pieces of scum to walk the Earth.
But you know what? All of this was true thirty fucking years ago, and no one made a fucking peep.
No one.
Let me ask you, posters of WZ Forums... Where were you in 2003, when Donald Sterling was being brought to court, over some truly rancor shit? Where were you when he was discriminating against blacks and hispanics, affecting their very lives? Let me give you some quotes....
You know who said that? Donald Sterling. In 2000 and fucking three!
So, where the fuck were you, in 2006, when Donald Sterling settled with the largest housing discrimination settlement in history? Were you too busy swept in the grand playoff run of Chris Kaman?
Anyone that is piggybacking on this now is disingenuous at worst, and really fucking awful at keeping up with shit at best. And that includes, you, poster of Wrestlezone. Who do I really single out here?
*goes to look around to see who's riding the outrage train*
Oh, son of a bitch;
The Butcher
See, it's real easy to ride the high moral horse, now, Butcher. Of course we all can. See, here's the thing... This isn't even that bad, in the grand scheme of things.
Now, don't get me wrong. The statement itself is awful. I agree with that.
You know what's worse? When said racism actually hurts people. When racism causes people to get evicted from their apartment, and they have to support themselves, and their family. When they have no place to live, and wind up living on the fucking streets.
Or, when a family of four has asbestos in their apartment, but Donald Sterling doesn't fix the apartment, because the tenant is black.
That kind of shit? It fucking kills people.
What Donald Sterling said to his mistress? As awful as you may find it, it's nothing, fucking nothing compared to the awful shit this man has done. And it's all out there. This isn't in secret... People have known this for years. Fucking decades, even. And it's ruined lives.
And you want to be outraged now, and calls for protests? You want to pull your sponsorship now, nine years later (which matches pretty well with when information came out about the racial discrimination suit. So CarMax, fuck off, you and your shitty cars)? You want to make a thread expressing your outrage.
Fuck off; kiss the fattest part of my ass.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
In fairness, in 2003 I was only 13. I was too busy jacking it to care about anything.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
The man makes a good point.
If it was a black sock, you can sleep with it all you want. Just don't bring it to the games.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
If it wasn't for the fact that this guy owns a team in a league dominated by black players, I would find him hilarious. He is like David Duke with lots of money.
George Steele's Barber
Advertise Here $9.95/month
So do you have the ability to care about anything now?
Shh, GSB, don't get Dr. Zeus' push killed, man...
Viola Moonlight
I'm Literally Just Here for WZCW
So it's okay for your character to turn my characters' mother's funeral into an involuntary cremation but it's not okay to be a little racist?
You have some mighty weird standards.
Dan Severn's Moustache
Patent Pending
On the topic of WZCW, I'm surprised Ubermensch never got an induction.
I also wrote a scene abusing Sandy Deserts, while working at a women's center for the abused...
He was too easy of a choice. If you want to see the induction, you'll have to make it on the creative team. I lit him a new one, back there. But I always realized it wouldn't matter, he was too much of a bitch to address it personally.
Edit; just to be clear; Dr. Zeus did not rape Sandy Deserts. There's a lot of context needed here. Basically, we were in a feud (FalKon and I) and I hit Sandy over the head with... What, a chair? I can't even remember now.
Dan Severn's Moustache
Patent Pending
What's even worse is that he did try to improve, only to just say "Fuck it" and post that tetanus inducing final RP (in the wrong section also)
Like, that's what always bugged me about him; he clearly knew better, you know? Some people just don't. Awesome_Miz doesn't know any better. This guy did, and was just being douchey.
FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
Exactly. He's always been a bloody muppet.
The fine folks at Kleenex proudly support Mikey Stormrage. In fact, upon reading this quote, they may even wish to sponsor you in return for being their national spokesperson. I mean why worry about current events when your hands are full with more important things?
"Kleenex: Let the world worry about their own messes, while we clean up yours."
Now that is a money making ad campaign right there.
Danger Burger
Thread Killer
I hadn't heard of the guy before this week. I live on a different continent and don't follow the NBA, especially not the extent of looking up quotes from team owners.
But I guess you have a point. If I didn't know it then, I have no right to be concerned or annoyed by it now. Glad I finally made the list though, thanks Haiku!
But I guess you have a point. If I didn't know it then, I have no right to be concerned or annoyed by it now. Glad I finally made the list though, thanks Haiku!
Not neccesarily what I said, nor what I meant. If you're going to attack racism, fine. But for the media to pretend that this the reveal of some great unknown truth and be outraged is disingenuous. And if you're outraged, are you outraged by the racism, or outraged to be outraged?
Because if it's the racism, then you prolly should have known the score, with this guy.
I'm surprised he hasn't been placed in captivity with Paula Deen. Ignorant, racist goofs like them are becoming a rarity in society.
Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
Lets fight racism with more racism.
http://nypost.com/2014/04/27/knicks-great-larry-johnson-calls-for-all-black-league/
http://nypost.com/2014/04/27/knicks-great-larry-johnson-calls-for-all-black-league/
Dream
For hitting all my favorites, all at once.
I've done my nice guy rant; but if you want me tear some motherfucker apart, come to the Raw thread.
As I said, you're going to die alone. Alone, and probably weeping in your loneliness. Wondering where you went wrong.
It probably went wrong somewhere amongst your misogyny. And if you can't see you're a mosogynist, then my God, you're even dumber than I give you credit for (which is saying something).
You're a twat. And I don't think I need anything more to say.
But hey, come to the Raw thread for some fun, mates.
For hitting all my favorites, all at once.
Lol you are such a liberal ******
beta ass bitch
I've done my nice guy rant; but if you want me tear some motherfucker apart, come to the Raw thread.
As I said, you're going to die alone. Alone, and probably weeping in your loneliness. Wondering where you went wrong.
It probably went wrong somewhere amongst your misogyny. And if you can't see you're a mosogynist, then my God, you're even dumber than I give you credit for (which is saying something).
You're a twat. And I don't think I need anything more to say.
But hey, come to the Raw thread for some fun, mates.
Spidey Revivey
Porn is okay here long as it ain't dudes.
It's never cool to impersonate Barrett Stratton.
Pay Per Ghost
What they f*ck happened in the thread section here
#weareallmonkeys
