You know who's on my shit list this week?
1. Stormtrooper
It's always sad when a tragedy happens; that's the essence of a tragedy, to arouse pity for a situation that could be avoided. The lives lost in Newton deserve to be mourned today, more than anything else. Of course, we're going to have the gun control debate ad nauseum, but I understand that's coming. It's going to get annoying, but then again, sometimes it's needed to have that talk, even on the internetz where absolutely no one gives a fuck.
But then there's this asshole;
Ooh... Feel that persecution complex! Just taste that smugness, the temerity to dare bring up that Stormtrooper, yes, poor Stormtrooper, suffered in the past for something he did, in the wake of a national fucking tragedy. The indignities that Stormtrooper had to suffer, so much so that before he even mentions the tragedy, he has to get in his two cents about how he was wronged in the past.
The thing is, I didn't think you acted like a tool during the Jovan Belcher issue. But this post, this fucking post, is more toolish than anything you did during Belcher, and the funny thing is, no one is going to shit on you for this.
Well, actually, I will.
There's a time for this.
Shoulda picked a better time.
This is just douchey.
2. IHW
We all want to be recognized for the things that we do; we all like to get noticed and praised. Of course, when you're the only one that feels you did something worth praise, a cognitive dissonance arises. I'm sure Jim Marshall still wants credit for that touchdown, even though he ran the other way. So I'm sure IHW must have felt great when he saw himself on the ballot for most improved poster of the year.
Aw, yay for IHW! hooray for you, for getting on the ballot. And hey, this is just the start. When people see your name on the ballot, boy people are gonna see how far you've come. This is just the beginning, my boy! The sky's the fucking limit! You've come a long way baby!
.... Wait, what?
What?
Huh?
Eh?
I could go on, but I'm running out of onomatopoeia. Needless to say, this goes on for a while, almost looking like the Who's on First skit for people with Down Syndrome. Look, we get it, clearly you think you've come a long, long way. But no one else does; most of us think you still suck. Probably because you do still suck.
So start sucking less, for one. Then, you might wind up on someone's ballot.
And then, you're gonna go far!
Such a douche move, jack.
Just accept you fucking suck
And move on, brother.
3. Joe's Gonna Kill You
Wait, what?
Yeah, JGKY. I know you haven't done anything to me, and granted no one on this list has done anything to me. Actually, for the most part, I like the people I'm shitting on here, even Stormy, I do like him (Stormy, if you've begun launching your tirade at me, pull back the reigns, brother, and read this). But I hold a special seat of contempt for you, buddy. You hold a nice little section in the cockles of my dislike. You're not a bad person, but there's a certain thing that raises my ire, every time I see a post from you.
And what is that?
You never say a bad thing about TNA.
Not one.
Listen, I get it, you like TNA. I do too, brother; I think it's the best promotion going in the wrestling business, at least from a quality standpoint. Not like it's making money, but from a quality standpoint, best thing going. Side note; New Japan marks, fuck off, go jerk it to some Okada match, and tell me how that sale to Yukes is working for New Japan. But it's ok to be critical of the product you like, Joe. KB is critical of the WWE, and while he and I don't agree on what makes a good product (Like, at all), I can still read his reviews, and understand that he's putting the product he loves under the microscope, because he loves it. That's what a fan does; they can accept the good with the bad, decipher the awesome from the mediocre, and explain why. Allow me to shot the last couple posts from the TNA LD.
I get it. You fucking love TNA, and think everything they do is great. But while TNA is decidedly better, it's ok to say some things mediocre. AJ's promo was pretty standard, all things considered. King-RVD was ok, but fuck, remember how sloppy the PPV match was? You'd really want to see these two cock suckers go at it again?
Not everything TNA does is good, Joe. And it's ok to say so... You're not less of a fan if you speak ill of a company. The best fans can take what's good and bad about a company, and offer some thoughts.
We get it, brother.
TNA has some bad stuff.
It's really ok.
More when some fucker pisses me off.
1. Stormtrooper
It's always sad when a tragedy happens; that's the essence of a tragedy, to arouse pity for a situation that could be avoided. The lives lost in Newton deserve to be mourned today, more than anything else. Of course, we're going to have the gun control debate ad nauseum, but I understand that's coming. It's going to get annoying, but then again, sometimes it's needed to have that talk, even on the internetz where absolutely no one gives a fuck.
But then there's this asshole;
I would call this person a piece of shit (which he CLEARLY is, and if you think otherwise then you yourself are a piece of shit), but last time I called a murdering scumbag a piece of shit I was wrongfully given grief and told he wasn't, so I will refrain. Just know that this guy was a lowlife scum asshole fucking douchebag shit.
My prayers are going out to the victims of this horrendous tragedy.
Ooh... Feel that persecution complex! Just taste that smugness, the temerity to dare bring up that Stormtrooper, yes, poor Stormtrooper, suffered in the past for something he did, in the wake of a national fucking tragedy. The indignities that Stormtrooper had to suffer, so much so that before he even mentions the tragedy, he has to get in his two cents about how he was wronged in the past.
The thing is, I didn't think you acted like a tool during the Jovan Belcher issue. But this post, this fucking post, is more toolish than anything you did during Belcher, and the funny thing is, no one is going to shit on you for this.
Well, actually, I will.
There's a time for this.
Shoulda picked a better time.
This is just douchey.
2. IHW
We all want to be recognized for the things that we do; we all like to get noticed and praised. Of course, when you're the only one that feels you did something worth praise, a cognitive dissonance arises. I'm sure Jim Marshall still wants credit for that touchdown, even though he ran the other way. So I'm sure IHW must have felt great when he saw himself on the ballot for most improved poster of the year.
No votes, but its awesome to be nominated.
Aw, yay for IHW! hooray for you, for getting on the ballot. And hey, this is just the start. When people see your name on the ballot, boy people are gonna see how far you've come. This is just the beginning, my boy! The sky's the fucking limit! You've come a long way baby!
.... Wait, what?
Didn't you nominate yourself?
What?
Not when the only person to nominate you was you. I know who im voting for in the biggest try hard category this year.
Huh?
You're patting yourself on the back for nominating yourself. You know how strange that looks?
Eh?
I could go on, but I'm running out of onomatopoeia. Needless to say, this goes on for a while, almost looking like the Who's on First skit for people with Down Syndrome. Look, we get it, clearly you think you've come a long, long way. But no one else does; most of us think you still suck. Probably because you do still suck.
So start sucking less, for one. Then, you might wind up on someone's ballot.
And then, you're gonna go far!
Such a douche move, jack.
Just accept you fucking suck
And move on, brother.
3. Joe's Gonna Kill You
Wait, what?
Yeah, JGKY. I know you haven't done anything to me, and granted no one on this list has done anything to me. Actually, for the most part, I like the people I'm shitting on here, even Stormy, I do like him (Stormy, if you've begun launching your tirade at me, pull back the reigns, brother, and read this). But I hold a special seat of contempt for you, buddy. You hold a nice little section in the cockles of my dislike. You're not a bad person, but there's a certain thing that raises my ire, every time I see a post from you.
And what is that?
You never say a bad thing about TNA.
Not one.
Listen, I get it, you like TNA. I do too, brother; I think it's the best promotion going in the wrestling business, at least from a quality standpoint. Not like it's making money, but from a quality standpoint, best thing going. Side note; New Japan marks, fuck off, go jerk it to some Okada match, and tell me how that sale to Yukes is working for New Japan. But it's ok to be critical of the product you like, Joe. KB is critical of the WWE, and while he and I don't agree on what makes a good product (Like, at all), I can still read his reviews, and understand that he's putting the product he loves under the microscope, because he loves it. That's what a fan does; they can accept the good with the bad, decipher the awesome from the mediocre, and explain why. Allow me to shot the last couple posts from the TNA LD.
All from Joe said:Good show
DAMN those chops were vicious
Bully is so Fucking Awesome
King RVD was fun love to seem them go at it again at Genesis
Damn Good Promo by AJ
Pretty Good tag match
I get it. You fucking love TNA, and think everything they do is great. But while TNA is decidedly better, it's ok to say some things mediocre. AJ's promo was pretty standard, all things considered. King-RVD was ok, but fuck, remember how sloppy the PPV match was? You'd really want to see these two cock suckers go at it again?
Not everything TNA does is good, Joe. And it's ok to say so... You're not less of a fan if you speak ill of a company. The best fans can take what's good and bad about a company, and offer some thoughts.
We get it, brother.
TNA has some bad stuff.
It's really ok.
More when some fucker pisses me off.