Nobody ever accused me of being cool.
Haiku Hogan's Shit List
- Thread starter Con T.
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Nobody ever accused me of being cool.
5,6,7,8. The scaldy fucks that turned my shit list thread into a fucking wrestling thread
For now, we'll leave it as Coco, Nick, Sam, and Alex. Not sure why Alex, maybe because he's the last post I read. But you don't get a long induction; in my Hall of Fame show, you are like the Von Erich family. It's time to induct Shawn Michaels.... And boy, does he ever act as douchey.
9. Stormtrooper (Fucking Again)
No, you're getting called an asshole because you had the temerity to take your personal beef from a fucking wrestling thread, and place that as a thing of importance, over the fucking 18 children that died. Again, I didn't have a god damn problem with anything you did during the Belcher thing; I did not. I used to think that you got shit, mainly because of the name you carry, and the fact that people know they can get you to overreact.
But no, this is just you.
Do you have a reading comprehension issue?
Ok, nevermind, I know, you do have a reading comprehension. Fine, allow me to explain why you belong on this list, in a way you will understand.
1. A national fucking tragedy happens.
2. People come in and post in the thread. While some people start to go right into a gun control debate, they at least start by saying what a tragedy it is, and that this is something that should be mourned to the fullest. Even Slyfox, who's probably the closes that comes to deserving to be on the shit list, pointed to the fact that this is something to mourn, before stating, and this is where we disagree, that it doesn't do much good. But, at least he stated his reason, and why.
3. And then, all of a fucking sudden you come into the thread, and post that fucking post.
Allow me to tell you exactly what you stated in that post, in a way you'll fucking understand, yet again.
A. You're a fucking douche, who still feels butthurt over the fact that I was persecuted over a week ago, because I said something people don't agree with, and I'm going to bring it up, in this thread, before talking about the fact that this was a tragedy
B. You're also smug and condescending enough to state this in such a way, almost as if to say I was right about Jovan Belcher, because I'm fucking right about this asshole, who is in fact an asshole. And again, you do so before even talking about the national tragedy
C. You're able to let your personal feelings, and the fact that people were upset over something you did (Which they had every right to be, and I will remind you, I fucking wasn't), be placed as just as, if not more important in your post, and definitely more prominent, than your thoughts and prayers, which should be going to the people that suffered a god damn tragedy.
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That's really quite the leap in judgement, considering I explicitly state you aren't on my shit list because you said anything about the murder. You're on my shit list, for all the reasons I listed above. Feel free to refer that list, once you buy yourself a book on SATs, study up a little on reading comprehension, and are able to post and respond to the actual problem, as opposed to some bullshit.
Ooh, can you feel the persecution complex? Why, poor Stormtrooper, there's no fucking way he can win. How will Stormy overcome the odds, on a fucking wrestling forum, with people he'll likely never meet, and people he really shouldn't give two fucks about? RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE,RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE
Fucking get some perspective.
Actually, from what I've seen, they all are mourning. They at least talk about how the matter is tragic, before getting to their debate. You, on the other hand, took your personal bullshit, on a fucking wrestling forum, and were sure to make that front and center, the main point of your post, reminding us all the suffering you've gone through.
That's why you're on my shit list.
Fucking.Hell.
Did you even bother to read everything I wrote? If you didn't, here's my post, again, just so you couldn't possibly miss this.
Do you fucking see that? Now, how could I have known you were going to go on the butthurt trail? Because as I like you, I understand you. This is your MO; Arive, get butthurt and leave a pile of pathetic ramblings that make people shake their head, fucking leave.
There's an award for that. Though, you never do leave.... And maybe sometimes, you just should.
The part I bolded has six syllables.
And you are still a douche.
For now, we'll leave it as Coco, Nick, Sam, and Alex. Not sure why Alex, maybe because he's the last post I read. But you don't get a long induction; in my Hall of Fame show, you are like the Von Erich family. It's time to induct Shawn Michaels.... And boy, does he ever act as douchey.
9. Stormtrooper (Fucking Again)
No, you're getting called an asshole because you had the temerity to take your personal beef from a fucking wrestling thread, and place that as a thing of importance, over the fucking 18 children that died. Again, I didn't have a god damn problem with anything you did during the Belcher thing; I did not. I used to think that you got shit, mainly because of the name you carry, and the fact that people know they can get you to overreact.
But no, this is just you.
Do you have a reading comprehension issue?
Ok, nevermind, I know, you do have a reading comprehension. Fine, allow me to explain why you belong on this list, in a way you will understand.
1. A national fucking tragedy happens.
2. People come in and post in the thread. While some people start to go right into a gun control debate, they at least start by saying what a tragedy it is, and that this is something that should be mourned to the fullest. Even Slyfox, who's probably the closes that comes to deserving to be on the shit list, pointed to the fact that this is something to mourn, before stating, and this is where we disagree, that it doesn't do much good. But, at least he stated his reason, and why.
3. And then, all of a fucking sudden you come into the thread, and post that fucking post.
Allow me to tell you exactly what you stated in that post, in a way you'll fucking understand, yet again.
A. You're a fucking douche, who still feels butthurt over the fact that I was persecuted over a week ago, because I said something people don't agree with, and I'm going to bring it up, in this thread, before talking about the fact that this was a tragedy
B. You're also smug and condescending enough to state this in such a way, almost as if to say I was right about Jovan Belcher, because I'm fucking right about this asshole, who is in fact an asshole. And again, you do so before even talking about the national tragedy
C. You're able to let your personal feelings, and the fact that people were upset over something you did (Which they had every right to be, and I will remind you, I fucking wasn't), be placed as just as, if not more important in your post, and definitely more prominent, than your thoughts and prayers, which should be going to the people that suffered a god damn tragedy.
[YOUTUBE]_fwJo3bA05Q[/YOUTUBE]
That's really quite the leap in judgement, considering I explicitly state you aren't on my shit list because you said anything about the murder. You're on my shit list, for all the reasons I listed above. Feel free to refer that list, once you buy yourself a book on SATs, study up a little on reading comprehension, and are able to post and respond to the actual problem, as opposed to some bullshit.
Ooh, can you feel the persecution complex? Why, poor Stormtrooper, there's no fucking way he can win. How will Stormy overcome the odds, on a fucking wrestling forum, with people he'll likely never meet, and people he really shouldn't give two fucks about? RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE,RISE ABOVE HATE, RISE ABOVE HATE
Fucking get some perspective.
Actually, from what I've seen, they all are mourning. They at least talk about how the matter is tragic, before getting to their debate. You, on the other hand, took your personal bullshit, on a fucking wrestling forum, and were sure to make that front and center, the main point of your post, reminding us all the suffering you've gone through.
That's why you're on my shit list.
Fucking.Hell.
Did you even bother to read everything I wrote? If you didn't, here's my post, again, just so you couldn't possibly miss this.
Do you fucking see that? Now, how could I have known you were going to go on the butthurt trail? Because as I like you, I understand you. This is your MO; Arive, get butthurt and leave a pile of pathetic ramblings that make people shake their head, fucking leave.
There's an award for that. Though, you never do leave.... And maybe sometimes, you just should.
The part I bolded has six syllables.
And you are still a douche.
Well that was just fantastic!
Problem is that this is what happens, every damn time. ST says something ******ed, ; followed by a 'poor me' rant, etc. , people call him out on it, he gets all butt hurt & he ignores the real reason why he is called out, and he runs off till the next time.
Once again Storrmy gets owned.
Hats off to Haiku Hogan, but you are beating your head against the wall if you think that ST is going to get it. You will just get frustrated and he will find some crumb to hold on to thinking that in some way he 'won' the argument....
Problem is that this is what happens, every damn time. ST says something ******ed, ; followed by a 'poor me' rant, etc. , people call him out on it, he gets all butt hurt & he ignores the real reason why he is called out, and he runs off till the next time.
Once again Storrmy gets owned.
Hats off to Haiku Hogan, but you are beating your head against the wall if you think that ST is going to get it. You will just get frustrated and he will find some crumb to hold on to thinking that in some way he 'won' the argument....
Stormtrooper, I saw your response.... I'm not going to dignify you in posting in that thread again. Because if I do, I make you the matter of importance, and ruin a thread that does have merit to it... Before you fucking came in, and took it over. So here's my response... You want to respond to me, do so elsewhere, where you won't take the focus off of the national tragedy.
Allow me to explain the difference between what these people are doing, and what you are doing.
A. They are discussing the gun control issue, which while not the best thing to do, is at least understandable.
B. You, on the other hand, are going on a butthurt tirade, completely posting a parody post about being in mourning, because the thing I'm slagging you for, rightfully so, is putting your personal issues on a wrestling forum over the deaths of children.
I'm not posting this in the GSD thread, because I won't take part in the fuckery that you're committing, which is in fact ruining that thread. You'd be wise to do the same.... I can not emphasize that enough.
Allow me to explain the difference between what these people are doing, and what you are doing.
A. They are discussing the gun control issue, which while not the best thing to do, is at least understandable.
B. You, on the other hand, are going on a butthurt tirade, completely posting a parody post about being in mourning, because the thing I'm slagging you for, rightfully so, is putting your personal issues on a wrestling forum over the deaths of children.
I'm not posting this in the GSD thread, because I won't take part in the fuckery that you're committing, which is in fact ruining that thread. You'd be wise to do the same.... I can not emphasize that enough.
It's worth noting that the thread in the GSD is the first time I've ever seen Barbossa swear. It really shows how much of a ****** Stormy is when he can get one of the most calm people on the forum pissed off.
Also am i anywhere near this shit list?
FunKay the Inevitable
People Like Me, We Don't Play
Well if there was any doubts that Stormy was a bit nutty before, those should be gone. Clearly the man is somewhat batty. Also, good job Haiku...like everyone before me has said in a much better way.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
It's something I heard Jim Norton say. When you hear shit like that, it sticks in your mind.
I'll ban you if you don't use it.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
I don't understand people who say "I couldn't care less if you don't like me;" doesn't actually acknowledging that they couldn't care less, mean that they care more than if they didn't even think about it? Taking the time to point it out means you must care a little bit, otherwise they wouldn't even take the time to mention it because something so insignificant isn't worth their time
shattered dreams
Hexagonal Hedonist
Far too many syllables in this thread.
But if you don't know that I don't care, I won't have the upper hand!
Oh... I see...
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
I hope it's not me. My psyche cannot handle criticism.
Joe's Gonna Kill You
The Hunt is On
Thanks for the entertainment Haiku
