Haiku Hogan's Shit List
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Also, just went back to look at your ballot, just for the LULZ. Boy, did I find them.
You actually do believe you're worth fuck all around here, don't you?
You actually do believe you're worth fuck all around here, don't you?
15.-33. The Circle Jerk That Has Become "There's Too Many Unoriginal Posters Here"
Everyone in this thread. Each, and every one of you.
In case you haven't noticed, there are three things that really send me off on my rants; pretense, attention ****ing, and mediocrity. And boy, does this thread have that, in motherfucking spades.
I don't necessarily blame the thread maker, Dowds, for creating such a shitty circle jerk thread. After all, he seems enough like a nice, unassuming guy. The kind of guy who's wife cuckolds him, while he leaves his Visa at home.Of course, I don't think he's got the balls to make that thread anywhere near as interesting as it could be, and that shows when you look at all those replies:
Man, Dowdsy, are your cheeks ok? I imagine after you have that many dicks in your mouth, your cheeks have to be hurting.
But again, it isn't all Dowds fault. After all, what is Dowds supposed to do when just about all of the people that post in his thread are "better" than he is? We have mods, former mods, all wanting their free dick sucking. And hey, who could blame them.... If someone's gonna suck my dick for free, why should I turn them down?
Except, there is no actual ******io occurring. No five knuckle shuffles, no taming the one eyed white snake, no laying some lip, no opening for Chunky, no polishing the chrome, no worshiping at the altar, no gobbling the goop! All that is happening is your being told how awesome you are, and how special you are. Well that's all well and great and all, but fucking news flash; if all of you are special, than none of you are special. If you're really that insecure that you're seeking validation in the form of praise from a mediocre poster, then goddamnit, you might as well join up with Killjoy and Echelon, in paying that Korean bitch to knowck around your junk for a couple hours. Face it; for the most part, most of you are very, very mediocre, and will only be very, very, mediocre.
the sooner you learn that, the better.
Face the fucking facts
Circle jerks get us nowhere
And they're quite boring
Everyone in this thread. Each, and every one of you.
In case you haven't noticed, there are three things that really send me off on my rants; pretense, attention ****ing, and mediocrity. And boy, does this thread have that, in motherfucking spades.
I don't necessarily blame the thread maker, Dowds, for creating such a shitty circle jerk thread. After all, he seems enough like a nice, unassuming guy. The kind of guy who's wife cuckolds him, while he leaves his Visa at home.Of course, I don't think he's got the balls to make that thread anywhere near as interesting as it could be, and that shows when you look at all those replies:
Balls to this Big Hungry malarky, you're always Diet Soda to meYou were my pick for the rookie of the year as you've been consistently funny since you started and regularly make me smile or laugh at your posts. Hopefully you'll be around for a while yet.
Your balls will remain unkicked by my e-feet Dragon. Speaking of balls though, Liverpools season has be... Nah I kid. I remember getting rep for you after United's first game of the season for admitting we played a bit shite so I shall leave your Liver birds alone.
I haven't read as much of your stuff this year as I did last but that's mainly because of my gradual withdrawal from the non-spam wrestling sections. When I do see a post of yours though its usually got some well thought-out points and bits and pieces of humour blended together. I'm a fan.
Last year, JGlass said I reminded him somewhat of an "Uncle Sam-lite" which I took as a massive compliment. Then you went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like become unfairly consistently hilarious and I knew there was no chance of me getting to your level.
As well as your humour, you're also very intelligent and have one of the best writing styles on the forums. A pleasure to read and interact with, may ye never change pilgrim.
I don't think we've ever interacted properly but you're a good poster and somehow managed to halt Rojan's reign of terror on the boards!
Similarly to what I said to TDS, I don't read as much of your stuff anymore due to my own hovering of the spam sections but thats a me problem rather than a you problem.
It's maybe because of the dude, or the incredibly similar way you spell your names or maybe even because of my lazy eyes and/or slow brain but I keep going through spells where I get you and Barbosa mixed up. You're a funny guy though and seem to glide under the radar too.
You're fucking hilarious man. Most of the stuff you say, I get, but even the stuff that soars above my head usually brings a smile to my face. Your standout moment of the year for me was when you went all serious on someone being a moron (I want to say Milenko because I think it was about looking after kids?) and it was such a change of pace from your usual style but made a hell of a lot of sense. Supoib.
Man, Dowdsy, are your cheeks ok? I imagine after you have that many dicks in your mouth, your cheeks have to be hurting.
But again, it isn't all Dowds fault. After all, what is Dowds supposed to do when just about all of the people that post in his thread are "better" than he is? We have mods, former mods, all wanting their free dick sucking. And hey, who could blame them.... If someone's gonna suck my dick for free, why should I turn them down?
Except, there is no actual ******io occurring. No five knuckle shuffles, no taming the one eyed white snake, no laying some lip, no opening for Chunky, no polishing the chrome, no worshiping at the altar, no gobbling the goop! All that is happening is your being told how awesome you are, and how special you are. Well that's all well and great and all, but fucking news flash; if all of you are special, than none of you are special. If you're really that insecure that you're seeking validation in the form of praise from a mediocre poster, then goddamnit, you might as well join up with Killjoy and Echelon, in paying that Korean bitch to knowck around your junk for a couple hours. Face it; for the most part, most of you are very, very mediocre, and will only be very, very, mediocre.
the sooner you learn that, the better.
Face the fucking facts
Circle jerks get us nowhere
And they're quite boring
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
Mediocrity's the only thing I thought I excelled at. But if I'm mediocre with everyone else... then shit, I'm lost.
Admittedly, your rant isn't that far off the mark in that most of the folk who have posted are those I have no problem with and that there aren't really too many users I hate/despise/whatever.
Like I said, my thread is essentially the shit equivalent of this thread
Admittedly, your rant isn't that far off the mark in that most of the folk who have posted are those I have no problem with and that there aren't really too many users I hate/despise/whatever.
Like I said, my thread is essentially the shit equivalent of this thread
latino World order
Dang it Bobby
The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
The shit list grows quite quickly.
George Steele's Barber
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I'd like to hear more about your conquest against attention ****ing.
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
The third choice is both, followed by utmost secrecy and a crippling inability to look users avatars in the eyes again.
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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
This has been entertaining
shattered dreams
Hexagonal Hedonist
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Барбоса;4254625 said:
Indeed.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
Thanks
34 & 35. The History & ProWrestlingFan
Look, this was coming for a while... It just was. It's come to the point that I couldn't give less of a fuck if I don't have a laptop; I will type this on my phone, and scream to the heavens above how much of a douche bag you both are. And I know this in a fall on deaf ears, because you'lljust want to say I don't like you guys. Believe me when I say I could give a fuck less about you guys. I've seen posters 10 times a shitty as you (though that's saying something, because you're both quite shitty) and I never bother them. So you know what? I'm going to type this until my thumbs are stubs, because god damn do you both fucking annoy me. I'm sure you both think you're brilliant, one of you to the point that you think you warrant a thread answering questions about wrestling.
Oh, all hail ProWrestlingFan, who has come from the heavens to answer all of the nebulous questions of wrestling we would never know! That he would have the grace to provide us with the wisdom of... Actually, I don't know what wisdom. I don't believe a goddamn thing you say. And I shouldn't; you come off like a guy that copy and pastes info from Wikipedia. And when someone comes to prove you wrong, you run and hide like a fucking jackal. If I didn't come to make your thread an absolute train wreck (one in which I'll remind you, you had to call on KB to delete at least twice, nd probably more) your thread would be wallowing in obscurity, because no one gives a fuck what you have to say. And why should we? You don't get wrestling, you don't understand what makes a good match or why a good match is good, and don't even seem to understand that we don't know what you think is good. That's okay because what you think is good, is actually shit. Understand if I didn't bring attention to you, you would be the ****** in the corner, That stinks to high hell and is rambling incoherently. Now? You're a fucking laughing stock that will exist as long as I want you to. Then, you'll probably wind up in obscurity, maybe have one last fit of tard rage when you go to prison, and will never be heard from again. Because you're worthless.
History, on the other hand, does serve a purpose. There's a certain butthurt poster I've already written that you might already know. This poster has a persecution complex and is never wrong, and will never just learn to shut the fuck up. This poster can't be reasoned, so instead of trying, we poke him with a stick, and watch the butt hurt trail start. Except, you see, this poster is also dumber than an animal; an animal would know if he's being poked, to run away. This poster instead chooses to not run, but stick his anus out, so that he can get fucked more.
That poster is Stormtrooper. And you should take note, History. Because that is you, to a tee. God forbid we ever tell you you're wrong on something, because God will you go on the butt hurt trail. When KB, one of the more patient posters here, tells you to fuck off, you're being a complete douche. Luckily, you can sense when you're being annoying, but not enough. You are constantly annoying, and you're going to find that no one is going to want to hear from you.
But don't worry, you'll serve a purpose. When that fateful day comes when Stormtrooper either gets banned or just decides to finally leave, we're going to need a town ******. A guy who doesn't understand when to shut the fuck up, and that no matter what, will always be fun to point out how stupid he is. We need a poster with a persecution complex, who will never admit to being wrong, so we can all watch him go full ******, when he does something dumb.
And when that day happens, I just want to know; what head would you like imposed on the Lord's body?
And while I'm on the butt hurt trail.
36. Andthat'sthebottomline
Oh yeah you're a little Stormtrooper in the making, too. The only difference, is you're much more worthless. After all, you never post anything of worth, and even your replies are pointless. Your response to being put on the shit list is.... To place on your location "Haiku Hogan's Shitlist"? Ooh, that really showed me, fucker. In case you haven't realized, you don't want to be on this list. Not a badge of honor; it is a showing that you're an idiot. Oh, and that little PM you sent....
Ok.... What the fuck is this supposed to mean, fucker? Seriously, what line am I about to get in? The line of posters that realizes you're a spacker. Because yes, I'm sure that's a long long line.
Oh, and that Ric Flair quote in your sig? Yeah, you fucked that up; it is To Be the Man, You Have to Beat the Man. Even the simplest things, you fuck up. Congratulations
Today on the list
So many butt hurt spackers.
God, help these ******s
Look, this was coming for a while... It just was. It's come to the point that I couldn't give less of a fuck if I don't have a laptop; I will type this on my phone, and scream to the heavens above how much of a douche bag you both are. And I know this in a fall on deaf ears, because you'lljust want to say I don't like you guys. Believe me when I say I could give a fuck less about you guys. I've seen posters 10 times a shitty as you (though that's saying something, because you're both quite shitty) and I never bother them. So you know what? I'm going to type this until my thumbs are stubs, because god damn do you both fucking annoy me. I'm sure you both think you're brilliant, one of you to the point that you think you warrant a thread answering questions about wrestling.
Oh, all hail ProWrestlingFan, who has come from the heavens to answer all of the nebulous questions of wrestling we would never know! That he would have the grace to provide us with the wisdom of... Actually, I don't know what wisdom. I don't believe a goddamn thing you say. And I shouldn't; you come off like a guy that copy and pastes info from Wikipedia. And when someone comes to prove you wrong, you run and hide like a fucking jackal. If I didn't come to make your thread an absolute train wreck (one in which I'll remind you, you had to call on KB to delete at least twice, nd probably more) your thread would be wallowing in obscurity, because no one gives a fuck what you have to say. And why should we? You don't get wrestling, you don't understand what makes a good match or why a good match is good, and don't even seem to understand that we don't know what you think is good. That's okay because what you think is good, is actually shit. Understand if I didn't bring attention to you, you would be the ****** in the corner, That stinks to high hell and is rambling incoherently. Now? You're a fucking laughing stock that will exist as long as I want you to. Then, you'll probably wind up in obscurity, maybe have one last fit of tard rage when you go to prison, and will never be heard from again. Because you're worthless.
History, on the other hand, does serve a purpose. There's a certain butthurt poster I've already written that you might already know. This poster has a persecution complex and is never wrong, and will never just learn to shut the fuck up. This poster can't be reasoned, so instead of trying, we poke him with a stick, and watch the butt hurt trail start. Except, you see, this poster is also dumber than an animal; an animal would know if he's being poked, to run away. This poster instead chooses to not run, but stick his anus out, so that he can get fucked more.
That poster is Stormtrooper. And you should take note, History. Because that is you, to a tee. God forbid we ever tell you you're wrong on something, because God will you go on the butt hurt trail. When KB, one of the more patient posters here, tells you to fuck off, you're being a complete douche. Luckily, you can sense when you're being annoying, but not enough. You are constantly annoying, and you're going to find that no one is going to want to hear from you.
But don't worry, you'll serve a purpose. When that fateful day comes when Stormtrooper either gets banned or just decides to finally leave, we're going to need a town ******. A guy who doesn't understand when to shut the fuck up, and that no matter what, will always be fun to point out how stupid he is. We need a poster with a persecution complex, who will never admit to being wrong, so we can all watch him go full ******, when he does something dumb.
And when that day happens, I just want to know; what head would you like imposed on the Lord's body?
And while I'm on the butt hurt trail.
36. Andthat'sthebottomline
Oh yeah you're a little Stormtrooper in the making, too. The only difference, is you're much more worthless. After all, you never post anything of worth, and even your replies are pointless. Your response to being put on the shit list is.... To place on your location "Haiku Hogan's Shitlist"? Ooh, that really showed me, fucker. In case you haven't realized, you don't want to be on this list. Not a badge of honor; it is a showing that you're an idiot. Oh, and that little PM you sent....
AndThat'sTheBottomLine said:Get in line. Homie.
Ok.... What the fuck is this supposed to mean, fucker? Seriously, what line am I about to get in? The line of posters that realizes you're a spacker. Because yes, I'm sure that's a long long line.
Oh, and that Ric Flair quote in your sig? Yeah, you fucked that up; it is To Be the Man, You Have to Beat the Man. Even the simplest things, you fuck up. Congratulations
Today on the list
So many butt hurt spackers.
God, help these ******s
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
That thread is just pointless, I mean you actually spend a lot more time insulting people than discussing wrestling. Look, I don't give a fuck when someone shits all over me on the internet, but one thing I don't like is hypocrisy. The point of this thread is to make other posters look bad, which can be fun half the time I get that as I laugh at some of the things you actually said, but when you call someone dumb or stupid just messes with me because first I'm pretty sure you don't even know the seven basic points to actually build a wrestling match however you want people to believe you do, when in the end you are one of the dumbest guys here. So just relax dude, go watch some wrestling and use your head as well instead of exploding and saying that every other guy thinks that they own wrestling or some desperate shit like that.
And another thing your dumbass, Ric Flair actually said:
TO BE THE MAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN - I rest my case as I proved your hypocrisy and stupidity with my last sentence.
And another thing your dumbass, Ric Flair actually said:
TO BE THE MAN YOU GOTTA BEAT THE MAN - I rest my case as I proved your hypocrisy and stupidity with my last sentence.
So I take it you want Dolph Ziggler for your crucifixion sig?
So, I like to be a little grammatically correct. And that "seven things" thing... There's no formula for a good match. Putting one only furthers what everyone knows about you, that you're fundamentally fixed in your own way, have no intent of ever admitting to being wrong, and come off as a gigantic douchenozzle.
Perhaps Stormtrooper can teach you well in the ways of the Sith.
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
You are proving to be a real dumb guy, you really are so I'l just show how much of an hypocrite you really are.
The seven points I mentioned are like your bible if you want to be a wrestler, since I attended some wrestling schools with friends I CAN TELL YOU that there is a formula to have a standard match between a heel and a face.
- Introduction or Presentation
- Chain Wrestling
- Shining or Get The Advantage
- Cut Off
- Heat
- Hope spot
- Finish
I just made your thread more educative, you're very much welcome. Don't you ever say that any poster around here is dumb when you are the dumbest of them all! That's it and by all means proceed your job here.
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
The fact that you consider that a wrestling match is proof of how dumb you are... I can't tell you anything else, but one thing, you can clearly mark the introduction, the heat and the finish in that ANGLE, you jerk. Oh and I don't mind you prove that I am an asshole, because I'll say it. I'm being an asshole, but if being an asshole proves how much dumb and hypocrite you are, then by all means I'll proceed.
