So you are on meth?
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So you are on meth?
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
Yes I am! U MAD?
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
1. I'm a jerk. I never questioned that.
2. I indeed am.
3. Her name is Becca, she used to be a G-Mod here, she's British, she has brown hair and green eyes, she's obsessed with Shawn Michaels so I wrote her a porn story featuring her, Shawn Michaels and another former member of the staff here that she thoguht was hot to break the ice, she's come to see me five times, I've gone to England to see her once, I'll ask her to marry me someday. Anything else you need to know?
4. Indeed I do, and my writing is better than Meltzer. Also I'm a Scott Keith wannabe. Get your IWC celebrities straight.
5. Why would I need a job when I get paid to sit here and make fun of you?
6. I hold a bachelor's degree from the University of Kentucky, graduating in 2010 with a BA in Political Science.
7. Maybe not the IWC but I certainly dominate around here.
Anything else?
Also, reply to this in the Bar Room or GSD as we're getting off topic.
Edit: moved it to here.
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
If you don't believe in yourself, who will right? I'd love to have an e-girlfriend as well, I'm jealous. And the only thing you dominate around here is the control panel, nothing more. I for once find you a very shitty poster, your question thread should be named "KB answers half your questions without really explaining anything". Getting $50 bucks per month and living with your mother isn't exactly what I call having a job, but we all have different perspectives right?
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Indeed we do. Mine is based in reality. Your's seems to be based in that of Bobo the Space Cowboy.
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
Yeah, living by the computer isn't what i call living in the real world as well, but nice try you almost got me!
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Who said anything about the real world? I never watch MTV.
I'm pretty sure you've been on today longer than he has
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
I know, you are more sophisticated! You prefer to play the real world in the internet, I also find that a lot more funnier.
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
Yeah, but that doesn't compensate the fact that he's every single day here since day one, so I'm pretty sure my point is still good and I'm done talking to you, you're neither intelligent or funnier anymore, I wanna trade blows with kB so cya! - Ignore List [x]
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Thanks, I find myself a lot funnier too. Appreciate the fandom.
Seeing as how you're in my thread, I doubt this is going to work for you. And seeing how everyone is going to get to see how batshit you are, there's about to be a lot of people on your ignore list.
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
I know you do, because your life is kind of a joke! I was pretty quick figuring that out.
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
I love you. I truly, truly do.
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
I knew I wasn't just imagining things! But what else do you want to talk about? You were supposed to be the clown of the group and some how a genius so you must certainty have a lot of subjects you like to talk about.
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
He's disappointing me now, I thought I would get at least put in prison for my awful personality! But I guess he loves me, so what else can I do right? You can't fight love!
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Why would I put you in prison? You haven't broken any rules.
Hard Hit Prince
Not really working as a
I haven't? Well those are great news than! You're the best KB, thanks for letting me know! Now go find a subject for both of us to talk about, I want to have an educative conversation as I already tried to have one with Haiku and failed miserably from the moment he showed not to even know Ric Flair's catchphrase
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
I haven't? Well those are great news than! You're the best KB, thanks for letting me know! Now go find a subject for both of us to talk about, I want to have an educative conversation as I already tried to have one with Haiku and failed miserably from the moment he showed not to even know Ric Flair's catchphrase
No.
Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
I'm sure History will love my new sig.
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
Sometimes the best insults turn up in the most unexpected places. Hail Haiku!
It always amuses me when people call out KB for having a girlfriend and a successful job doing what he likes. Like somehow that is a bad thing, especially coming from those who likely have neither- plus a terrible grasp of the english language. Then they get frustrated when they realize he wont crack under their 'pressure' or challenges and they have to resort to silly insults to seem like they are the bigger man. Especially funny when they pull out the line about living in moms basement. Classic stuff right there.
Also great when someone attends a few wrestling lessons & now believes they are so much smarter than others. I know a good match or entertaining segment when I see it, and I never had to take classes from a broken down former indy guy in a abandoned warehouse.
Also great when someone attends a few wrestling lessons & now believes they are so much smarter than others. I know a good match or entertaining segment when I see it, and I never had to take classes from a broken down former indy guy in a abandoned warehouse.
