Haiku Hogan's Shit List

The fact that you consider that a wrestling match is proof of how dumb you are... I can't tell you anything else, but one thing, you can clearly mark the introduction, the heat and the finish in that ANGLE, you jerk.

Um, no, pretty sure that's a wrestling match.

Now now, I've responded to your cut, copy, and paste beliefs of pro wrestling. Now please articulate why you are not a throbbing cock
 
Um, no, pretty sure that's a wrestling match.

Now now, I've responded to your cut, copy, and paste beliefs of pro wrestling. Now please articulate why you are not a throbbing cock
Well, I'm pretty sure you can't spot the differences in a real wrestling match and in an angle so there is no way I'll explain that to you, go ask KB, maybe he'll explain it to you.

And I'll not deny it, I have that thing when I am speaking with stupid, hypocrite people who just likes to say shit and shit about others, when he's the shit in person.
 
Well, I'm pretty sure you can't spot the differences in a real wrestling match and in an angle so there is no way I'll explain that to you, go ask KB, maybe he'll explain it to you.

And I'll not deny it, I have that thing when I am speaking with stupid, hypocrite people who just likes to say shit and shit about others, when he's the shit in person.

The word you've been looking for is hypocritical. You've been using it incorrectly the whole time

Let me guess, this is an angle, too?

[YOUTUBE]AwyNvFA3L4U[/youtube]
 
The word you've been looking for is hypocritical. You've been using it incorrectly the whole time

Let me guess, this is an angle, too?

[YOUTUBE]AwyNvFA3L4U[/youtube]

I don't mind you correct me, in fact I appreciate it because my first language isn't English so thank you.

That is Kurt Angle yes, but it's a wrestling match and stop making a fool out of you. You really believe that the first video is a wrestling match? They didn't even wrestle, as they only did that to prove a point in storyline and booking-wise.
 
I don't mind you correct me, in fact I appreciate it because my first language isn't English so thank you.

That is Kurt Angle yes, but it's a wrestling match and stop making a fool out of you. You really believe that the first video is a wrestling match? They didn't even wrestle, as they only did that to prove a point in storyline and booking-wise.

So you wouldn't mind showing me the seven points, no?
 
0:00 - 1:30 - Introduction
They skipped chain wrestling, probably due to the fact that it was a small match.
1:30 - 3:40 - Shinning
3:40 - 3:50 - Cut Off
3:50 - 4:25 - Heat
4:25 - 5:30 - Hope Spot
5:30 - 6:10 - Finish

You are very much welcome!
 
0:00 - 1:30 - Introduction
They skipped chain wrestling, probably due to the fact that it was a small match.
1:30 - 3:40 - Shinning
3:40 - 3:50 - Cut Off
3:50 - 4:25 - Heat
4:25 - 5:30 - Hope Spot
5:30 - 6:10 - Finish

You are very much welcome!

But History, your match doesn't include every part! I thought every match included the seven essential fucking Maguffins!

So, in short, you were wrong. And refuse to admit it. And I'm not even really going to bother in checking the times... My point's still made

Now you see why you're on this list?
 
But History, your match doesn't include every part! I thought every match included the seven essential fucking Maguffins!

So, in short, you were wrong. And refuse to admit it. And I'm not even really going to bother in checking the times... My point's still made

Now you see why you're on this list?

In a basic concept of a match THEY ARE USED.. And if I wanted to be a fucking asshole, one could argue that the beginning was Chain Wrestling, but since I'm a huge pro-wrestling fan, I just have my bars set up high. It's the SEVEN BASIC STEPS TO WORK A MATCH. There are also SEVEN BASIC IDEAS TO GET RICH, it doesn't mean you have to use them all. So your point is invalid, i could have invented the times and you couldn't prove me wrong since you know nothing about the subject.

Same thing goes for Ric Flair's catchphrase and everything else you seem to believe like RATINGS PROVE QUALITY! Kill me now, as I feel i'm getting dumber by speaking to you.
 
In a basic concept of a match THEY ARE USED.. And if I wanted to be a fucking asshole, one could argue that the beginning was Chain Wrestling, but since I'm a huge pro-wrestling fan, I just have my bars set up high. It's the SEVEN BASIC STEPS TO WORK A MATCH. There are also SEVEN BASIC IDEAS TO GET RICH, it doesn't mean you have to use them all. So your point is invalid, i could have invented the times and you couldn't prove me wrong since you know nothing about the subject.

Same thing goes for Ric Flair's catchphrase and everything else you seem to believe like RATINGS PROVE QUALITY! Kill me now, as I feel i'm getting dumber by speaking to you.

Your specific words were that there were seven essential points to a standard wrestling match. You called the Kurt Angle match a wrestling match. I don't see my seven points.
 
Your specific words were that there were seven essential points to a standard wrestling match. You called the Kurt Angle match a wrestling match. I don't see my seven points.

You are just putting words in my mouth in order to try and look good, but be my guest go ask any shitty wrestler in the world and they will give you the same answer I posted here. Sometimes it also happens the double down in a match before the finish, and that's all, I was literally teaching you a REAL thing that goes down in how to build a match and you just act like a big baby so here proceed being dumb and hypocritical for everyone, instead of actually learning something. What a ******! TO BE THE MAN, YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE MAN! Fuck videos that prove otherwise, fuck Ric Flair, you know more than that LOL
 
You are just putting words in my mouth in order to try and look good, but be my guest go ask any shitty wrestler in the world and they will give you the same answer I posted here. Sometimes it also happens the double down in a match before the finish, and that's all, I was literally teaching you a REAL thing that goes down in how to build a match and you just act like a big baby so here proceed being dumb and hypocritical for everyone, instead of actually learning something. What a ******! TO BE THE MAN, YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE MAN! Fuck videos that prove otherwise, fuck Ric Flair, you know more than that LOL

So now you're arguing that not every match has seven essential parts?

[YOUTUBE]J3utQsGyE1U[/youtube]
 
So now you're arguing that not every match has seven essential parts?

[YOUTUBE]J3utQsGyE1U[/youtube]

Seven basic parts, it's different and I never said that every wrestling match HAD TO FOLLOW that and pretty much any guy with a single brain cell would be able to figure that a squash isn't built the same way that a standard wrestling match is, I just assumed that you could use your brains for that, but i was being very optimistic so let me resume that:

a) You gave shit for a guy for not knowing Flair's catchphrase, and you also had that wrong;
b) You can't see the difference between a wrestling match and an angle;
c) When someone teaches you something, you are just like a child and just puts your hands on your ears and starts to ramble about that.
d) You also believe that only what sells can mean quality.

I think i've proven my point here on how dumb and stupid you really are.
 
So now your point is that the seven parts of a match, which you said are important, don't have to be in wrestling matches. Basically, you're saying not every match is based on seven parts

Sounds a lot like what I said when you began your ramblings.

And so what if I choose to be grammatically correct. In a real sentence, it is "have", not "got". Besides this being your desperate attempt to find something wrong with what I've said, you have completely proven my point I made about you at the beginning of this thread. Maybe WE SHOULD ALL POST LIKE THIS AND BE LIKE YOU.

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T BREED, WE'RE COOL
 
So now your point is that the seven parts of a match, which you said are important, don't have to be in wrestling matches. Basically, you're saying not every match is based on seven parts

Sounds a lot like what I said when you began your ramblings.

And so what if I choose to be grammatically correct. In a real sentence, it is "have", not "got". Besides this being your desperate attempt to find something wrong with what I've said, you have completely proven my point I made about you at the beginning of this thread. Maybe WE SHOULD ALL POST LIKE THIS AND BE LIKE YOU.

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T BREED, WE'RE COOL

Yeah if you believe that every match is like the one you put it here than okay, but THEY ARE NOT. And still I can find chain wrestling in the match, however I would have to be a fucking jerk for what chain wrestling is all about, but do that, chain wrestling starts since Angle lands his hands on Eugene till when Angle reverts Eugene's try to get back in the game.
 
Yeah if you believe that every match is like the one you put it here than okay, but THEY ARE NOT. And still I can find chain wrestling in the match, however I would have to be a fucking jerk for what chain wrestling is all about, but do that, chain wrestling starts since Angle lands his hands on Eugene till when Angle reverts Eugene's try to get back in the game.

You'll grasp at any straw to be "right" won't you?
 
You'll grasp at any straw to be "right" won't you?

No I don't, in fact I am right since the beginning you are the one that seem to not acknowledge your stupidity and not understand what basics of a match is. And if you had any type of wrestling classes you would know that, that thing can be called chain wrestling, I for once refuse to accept they used it in that match, but IT CAN be considered that. Go search for the meaning of that and you'll see for yourself, I'm not making stuff up it's facts!

And you didn't even apologized to the guy you gave shit for not knowing Flair's catchphrase, so how much jerk and a fat lie can you be?
 
And if you had any type of wrestling classes you would know that, that thing can be called chain wrestling, I for once refuse to accept they used it in that match, but IT CAN be considered that.

You mean since an hour ago, when it fit your argument?
 
So now, The History is a kinda creepy guy, too. I'm not saying if you give him your daughter's school schedule he'll come rape her... But he will
 
So now, The History is a kinda creepy guy, too. I'm not saying if you give him your daughter's school schedule he'll come rape her... But he will

Yeah just ignore the fact that you are wrong and that you're the dumber one here... Go watch some wrestling and go pay attention to how a match is built instead of coming here saying crap all the time. I'm creepy because I find a post where Haiku said that CM Punk sucks because he can't draw.
 
Legitimate question; are you on meth?
Legitimate question: Are you twelve or something? Do you really need to kiss so much ass to be accepted in here? Because everything I saw you do, isn't anywhere near like having a normal wrestling discussion, but from a guy that doesn't even know Flair's catchphrase I can't expect much.
 

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