Hm ok heres an idea that would totally blow everyones minds at this years Rumble, so different and new everyone watching would either be "did they really JUST do that" or "What the f***, is that even possible?"
Starting off will be either Punk or Barrett, and at number 2 will be someone they can squash. Around 5 or 6 will enter one of their teammates and Punk or Barrett will enter somewhere in the teens followed by Mason Ryan or Big Zeke, eventually in the ring alone it will be New Nexus and The Corre with a returning Skip Sheffield siding with Corre (So that's ten men) and John Morrison and Kane. Kane at this point has 11 eliminations and ends up elimnating Husky Harris, Michael McGillicutty, and David Otunga bringing his total to 14 eliminations, he sides with Corre because Barrett helped Taker take out the Undertaker, not Punk. Taker's gong hits, scares Kane, and to make Mason Ryan look big (even though he's VERY green and development admits it) Ryan eliminates Kane, Gabriel, Skip, and Slater. It's down to Punk and Ryan vs Barrett and Big Zeke with John Morrison surviving.
Now then, Doplh Ziggler will have put on an amazing match with Edge but (sadly) will end up coming short by missing a zig-zag and getting speared or something like that. Vickie will come out to her chorus of boos and says as acting Smackdown GM she will be replacing another superstar who isn't worthy and instead will have her bf wrestle for that man. He will enter at number 38. So now you have Ziggler and JoMo with 2 Nexus and 2 Corre members, being smart Ziggler sides with JoMo. Right when Ziggler (who chose wrong) is about to be eliminated by Ryan Cena's music blasts as he enters number 39 and the crowd goes wild. Back and forth between everyone and then we hear some good old Celtic music as King Sheamus comes out at number 40 swearing he will be the very first man to win the 40 man rumble and having entered at number 40. You now have 7 men, 6 of which who could legitimately win this rumble. To make Ryan look like a legitimate threat he ends up eliminating Big Zeke and Ziggler at the same time. Zeke being pissed and all goes back in and eliminates Ryan himself, they fight to the back and every New Nexus and Corre member returns to fued outside the ring. Whichever team appears more dominate will have their leader tell the rest of the gang to come into the ring, for added measure I will say The Corre dominates New Nexus since they have Ryan and Sheffield. They attack everyone, specifically Punk and Cena and then a few RAW and Smackdown faces hit the ring and make the save. After all that it'll be down to Cena, Morrison, Punk, Barrett, and Sheamus, they all gang up on Cena and Morrison since theyre all heel, so Barrett and Punk will agree on a mini alliance, I'd rather it be every member of New Nexus and every member of The Corre but at this point in the rumble (nearing maybe an hour and a half) I can't see every member staying till the end its not realistic. Anyways since JoMo keeps getting the upper hand on Sheamus I say Sheamus eliminates JoMo (sadly).
Now then at one point when all hope seems lost the Anonomous GM will chime in and "Vintage Douchebag" Michael Cole will say his usual schtick and get booed much like Vickie. The GM says "And I quote: since Vickie bestowed it upon herself to replace our original number 40 I have decided to add that man back onto the list, as well as adding one more person bringing the total number of superstars to 42." Crowd may or not may be thrilled at this IDK, but they will be thrilled when they hear "Time to play the Game" and out at 41 is HHH. Now I firmly believe Trips will NOT be appearing in this year's rumble, however it is not out of the question. Anyways Trips comes in and eliminates Sheamus much like everyone has been saying and they fight to the back. Down to three. Punk ends up betraying Barrett at this points and eliminates Barrett. Barrett will reenter and do Wasteland on Punk after he hits the GTS onto Cena. So now we have Cena and Punk knocked out. Who is the 42nd man you say? Well who says its a man? at number 42 we have a debuting Awesome Kong enter the rumble as the 3rd woman in history. Everyone in the arena looks at her dead silence due to confusion. She hits the ring and completely destroys Cena. Punk stands there and laughs and pulls out a Nexus armband and kneels to her. She looks at him and takes the armband and they do the Nexus arm taunt as the rest of New Nexus walks out onto the stage and does the same. Odds for SuperCena are looking mighty thin. Punk and Kong decimate Cena as Punk sets up for an elimination Kong comes up from behind and eliminates both Cena and Punk! Rips off her Nexus armband and stands victorious as the first ever woman to win the rumble. EVERYONE will be shocked and stunned. Half will cheer, half will wonder "Is this allowed?" The answer to that would be answered the next night on Raw.
You want the WWE to throw us a screwball? Theres one for the ages. No one would see this coming at all! And Kong is big enough to legitimately defeat Cena and Punk single handedly. The IWC would be in an uproar of course "HOW COULD WWE KILL THE RUMBLE BY HAVING A WOMAN WIN IT!?!?!?" Well you want change, I couldn't think of anything better, or more different. In my mind, that'd be a great rumble, but of course that's just one out-of-the-box scenario. Personally I want John Morrison to win, but knowing WWE they wouldn't let him win, not yet anyways.
Thoughts and opinions are welcome. (Awaiting the choruses of "Are you ******ed?!?)"
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