WWE RAW Super Special Awesome Show 10/3/2011 - With WhOtunga, Lawsuits and ALBERTO!!!

[FunKay the Inevitable]

LAST NIGHT!
¡Alberto es el Campeón una vez más, pero Eso no Es la Historia!

Destiny (and chaos) once again smiled on Alberto Del Rio, who ventured into “Hell” for the first time this Sunday and attained his second WWE Championship.

Mizark is Still the Man, But Orton Has an Equaliser

At WWE Hell in a Cell, the ominous chain link structure after which the pay-per-view is christened became Mark Henry’s “Hell of Pain” – a horrifically modified version of the infamous hall constructed by the World Heavyweight Champion, who overcame a ravenous Randy Orton inside Satan’s Structure.

The Phoenix Rises

The third time was the charm for Beth Phoenix at WWE Hell in a Cell. Thanks to some help from her crafty friend, Natalya, The Glamazon finally defeated Kelly Kelly for her first Divas Championship.

He's Cool, He's Cocky, He's Bad!

Intercontinental Title holder Cody Rhodes opened a stunning new chapter in the history of the championship, adopting a classic title from the past. Moments later, the bitter Superstar cemented the legitimacy of the retro championship with an impromptu title defense.

Swiggler are Zwaggered

Using their cohesion as a unit as well as their fast-paced, agile style of competition and great communication inside the squared circle, WWE Tag Team Champions Kofi Kingston and Evan Bourne brought the boom to the bayou and defeated Jack Swagger & United States Champion Dolph Ziggler to retain the titles.

TONIGHT!​

Can Hunter Overcome T.G.O.A.F.F.L.A.H.H.H.*?

Just one night after WWE Hell in a Cell devolved into chaos thanks to The Miz and R-Truth, will WWE COO Triple H be able to restore order on WWE Raw SuperShow? Tune in tonight at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

RAW'S QUESTIONS GALORE!​

Will Triple be able to restore law and order?
Will there be an Ace in the hole for WhOtunga and his fellow T.G.O.A.F.F.L.A.H.H.H. members?
Will John Cena or CM Punk react against Alberto Del Rio?
Will we see Miz or Truth tonight?
Will Mark Henry's Hall of Pain continue to be filled up?
Will we see The Guerrero Family add to its ranks?
Will the Divas of Doom definitively end Kelly Kelly?
Will Jerry Lawler's anal bleeding have subsided?
And so much more tonight...

* The Guild of Antagonists Filing for Lawsuit Against Hunter Hearst Helmsley

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

You could do a decent caption competition with those pictures

But it should be a decent Raw like most Raw's have been after PPV's this year, I hope to see Truth & Miz tonight and more of an evoloution of there characters and hope to see Guerrero maybe add something to her little group the whole idea of the old school management style is a good one but it just needs that tiny bit extra.

 

[Uncle Sam]

...became Mark Henry’s “Hell of Pain”...

Puns upon puns upon puns. Christ on a bike.

 

[JGlass]

I still don't get WhOtunga.

I demand if you're going to try to make WhOtunga stick, you attempt to make Delberto stick as well. I got NorCal saying it, it's only a matter of time before the rest of you fall in line.

 

[The Crock]

Delberto FTW.

I'll be here tonight, as usual. I'm actually excited for Raw.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I still don't get WhOtunga.

Bow ties are cool.

 

[Coco]

The question you've been running from your whole life: Doctor WHOtunga? Doctor WHOtunga?! DOCTOR WHOTUNGA?!!

 

[JGlass]

The question you've been running from your whole life: Doctor WHOtunga? Doctor WHOtunga?! DOCTOR WHOTUNGA?!!

Oh, it's a Doctor Who joke.

How quaint.

 

[Coco]

Why is there a W in both Swiggler and Zwagger?

 

[Coco]

Cena, Punk, Sheamus, Kofi, Bourne, and Ryan vs. Delberto, Christian, Rhodes, Ziggler, Swagger, and WHOtunga has been announced on WWE.com

Fustercluck.

 

[Harthan]

I'm not really forward to the build to Vengeance, since I can't see it being much worthwhile. I imagine we're in a holding pattern till we get on the road to Survivor Series, which is when I expect shit to go down.

Still. Tonight has potential. I'm interested in where Otunga's going. He's grown on me. My bet is as the legal representative of the anti-WWE clan since most everybody else seems to be blowing him off.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Fuck Pyro!

 

[Monkey_Mania]

When was the last time a match opened Raw?

 

[Slowdude]

ooo a squash. Just what Orton needs so he can regain some momentum after two straight losses to Mizark

 

[Vincent Michaels]

McIntyre gets a match against the former World Champ on Raw. Well I'll be damned.

 

[klunderbunker]

Do we really need the Apex Predator part put into his intro?

 

[GI Cake]

Randy Orton versus Drew? Match will last for only 3 minutes.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Strange way to start considering what happend last night but hey i'm happy to see where this goes

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

I feel like them calling HIAC footage "exclusive footage" is kind of redundant.

 

[Constipated Badger Bottom]

Oh Ma Gooodniss Count: 1

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh please the big boot is SO 2010.

 

[Harthan]

This is my first night with Raw in HD, since my college upgraded the cable. And McIntyre is looking good.

 

[GI Cake]

Some hope for Drew, he is not getting totally squashed tonight.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Hi honkies.

 

[Dutchboy241]

McIntyre getting two pin attempts. Well I never