Blue Chipper
Shapeshifting Humanoid
Welcome, folks. I am privileged to bring you this week's Raw live discussion. Funkay gave me the reigns this week. So Please, find a comfy seating arrangement and lob chips down your gullet. I will try to fluff this up and make it nice and readable for your viewing pleasure. Just be comfortable. You cozy, now? Well, let's get started..
June 27, 2011 edition of Raw
Tonight is Raw Roulette!
Yep, that's right, folks - another gimmick week. Hey, hey - calm down. In the past this gimmick has proved to be an entertaining shtick. Take this little spontaneous gem for example:WWE Champion John Cena and the rest of the Superstars and Divas are stacking their chips, ready to take a gamble when Monday Night Raw features the return of Raw Roulette. Play your hand and place your bets for an unforgettable night in Las Vegas.
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Evan Bourne gets his match with Sin Cara
Due to the technical problems that generated an inaccurate vote result during "Power to the People," WWE makes it up to you, the WWE Universe, and Sin Cara, who will face fellow high-flyer Evan Bourne this Monday night on Raw!
Last week everyone was shocked when Mason Ryan was chosen by the WWE audience to face Bourne. Even Bourne was quite shocked. Just watch:
Actually, no one wanted to see Ryan/Bourne; technical difficulties sabotaged the results. Tonight, the fans get the match that they actually wanted. Will it be a dream match or 3-minute filler?
HBK returns
Live from Las Vegas, WWE Hall of Famer Shawn Michaels returns home to WWE and Monday Night Raw. Will The Showstopper administer Sweet Chin Music in Sin City?
HBK's comin'. But what is he going to do? That's the question heading into tonight's Raw. [ Speculation] [/Speculation]
CM Punk
On a night dictated by the WWE Universe, CM Punk revealed on Raw: Power to the People that his WWE contract ends at Money in the Bank, where the Chicago-born Superstar plans on capturing the WWE Championship in his hometown and hijacking it
It's two things with Punk:
1.) Comedic tendencies (pictured above).
2.) Storyline advancement.
It seems like everyone is talking about CM Punk, or, more specifically, the circumstances surrounding him. It is interesting - a kayfabe storyline affected by real life. Punk's contract is up at Money in the Bank. If he wins the title, will he take it with him? Tonight we will see advancement in this interesting storyline.
Other notable stuff
R-Truth
He has been immensely entertainment as of late with the whole delusional gimmick. Last week, we saw another classic promo in "Riley, Randy, Jimmy, etc.". What will he do this week? Will he dive into a feud for MITB?
Here's a refresher:
Alex Riley
Off his recent face turn and win at Capitol Punishment, what will Riley do next? Last week he got pinned early on in the six man elimination tag. Will he retaliate this week?
Kelly Kelly
She just won the title. Expect some obligatory women's shenanigans.
Well, that about rounds it off. I hope I sufficiently readied you for this week's Raw. Let the discussion Commence!