Raw LD Thread (6-24-13)

[Martin Gabriel]

Last week’s Raw left the WWE Universe with more questions than answers: Why did Brock Lesnar attack CM Punk? Will Daniel Bryan ever get that defining win to convince himself that he isn’t the weak link of Team Hell No? Is Team Hell No now Team Hell No More? And will Mae Young ever get her shout-out from Mark Henry in a retirement speech? The WWE Universe can only speculate on most of these matters, but perhaps this week’s Raw will provide illumination on five fronts.

 

[Martin Gabriel]

Less than 30 minutes until Raw. I can't wait.

 

[Martin Gabriel]

It's time!

 

[¡Roján!]

I would set up camp in that beard so help me lord

 

[Harthan]

I understand why people are hipsters, now. Because it feels really fucking good to like someone before he's cool and then he becomes cool as tits.

 

[¡Roján!]

LET'S GO BILBO *clap clap clap clap* LET'S GO BILBO *clap clap clap clap*

 

[The_Reptile_]

Raise of hands, who's surprised by this decision?

 

[¡Roján!]

What decision?

 

[The Butcher]

Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox are the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Raw.

 

[The_Reptile_]

Oh look, Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes facing Sheamus.

This is my shocked face:

 

[Slowdude]

I really want to see Cody Rhodes and JBL have their Gentlemen's Duel now.

 

[The Butcher]

I really want to see Cody Rhodes and JBL have their Gentlemen's Duel now.

I'd like to see it if JBL grew his New Blackjacks mustache back.

 

[The_Reptile_]

Oh looky, Sheamus wins. I so totally did not see this coming and am utterly shocked.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

this is fucking awesome

 

[The Butcher]

Why would Layla hold her back?

 

[Bernkastel]

The spear is officially the best wrestling move other than the lariat. And AJ must have seen Kaitlyn's bodybuilding photos, because the costume's kinda accurate.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Why would Layla hold her back?

HOW the fuck could Layla hold her back

 

[¡Roján!]

HAI GUYS ITS AJ HERE WANNA ASK U ALL TO NOT BULLY BE A #STAR

 

[Stormtrooper]

Why would Layla hold her back?

Because she'd be going into a fight over-emotional, which means she'd be more prone to mistakes.


Oh, and there's a 300 pound muscular black man protecting her. Running after AJ when she's being protected by a 300 pound muscular man (of any color) is a bad idea.

 

[The Butcher]

HOW the fuck could Layla hold her back

True. In either case I'm glad Kaitlyn stayed put. It was a fun segment.

 

[¡Roján!]

I bet Owen Wilson owns a skateboard. WHAT. A. DOUCHE.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

True. In either case I'm glad Kaitlyn stayed put. It was a fun segment.

That it was. Productively and entertainingly furthered a feud. Rarity in WWE sometimes.

 

[¡Roján!]

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Chris Jericho's titantron looks like a 14 year old girl's first attempt at using Instagram video

 

[The Brain]

Is this a rerun? Am I experiencing deja vu? I could have sworn I saw this show on Friday.

 

[klunderbunker]

Is this a rerun? Am I experiencing deja vu? I could have sworn I saw this show on Friday.

No you didn't. No one watches Smackdown.