WWE No Mercy 2016 LD

[Dmbfantomas]

AJ Styles just forgot he had another hand like Hillary Clinton when told how to handle classified intel!

Dean Ambrose grabbed him like a pussy.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Is JBL seriously impressed with the Double AA on Ambrose and Styles? They weigh less than the Big Show and I've seen him AA Show and Edge at the same time.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

The AA has really been devalued as a finisher in recent years.

it really doesn't help that everyone and their pet money have kicked out of it.

Not sure what else she should use though

 

[Navi]

This is one hell of a match. The rest of the card is shitting themselves.

 

[Bagpipes]

Ambrose is like the kid in recess basketball that everybody kind of likes because he understands the game, never hogs the ball or jacks up selfish shots to pad his stats, doesn't turn the ball over, but only scores like one basket every other day.

He's fine to have on your team, until the extra lunch tickets are on the line, then you'd rather just have him be "the coach".

 

[FromTheSouth]

Cena's less likely to bow out of this match than Trump is to bowing out of the election.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Fucked finish.

 

[klunderbunker]

AJ Styles just forgot he had another hand like Hillary Clinton when told how to handle classified intel!

And you're loading up the waterskis near the shark tank.

Side note: years ago I made an All-Star thread about the GOP in its current form dying if things kept going. You told me I was wrong in a very long reply. Given the current nominee and all their turmoil, would you care to rescind that?

 

[Sean Valjean]

It's like a submission orgy.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Oh this is awesome. This is confusing and dumb and amazing.

 

[FromTheSouth]

So Ambrose and Cena to close the show?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

holy fuck

really?

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

WTF ... how does this get resolved??

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Is JBL seriously impressed with the Double AA on Ambrose and Styles? They weigh less than the Big Show and I've seen him AA Show and Edge at the same time.

Wait, didn't Edge jump off?

 

[Rayne]

Cena's less likely to bow out of this match than Trump is to bowing out of the election.

And even less likely to win!

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Nice catch AJ, you asshole.

 

[Navi]

I love it.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I like that false finish.

one of the better ones I've seen in a while.

Can't say Cena doesn't put people over. getting pinned 3 times in one year by the same person just doesn't happen when you're John Cena

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Wait, THAT killed John Cena?

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

One of the weakest heel victories ever. He tapped out and then won without even a finisher.

But I guess that's what heels do right?

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

Shit Cena took the fall!

Nice match. AJ cheaped out again, guess it is consistent with previous wins.

 

[klunderbunker]

AJ and Cena both lost. I'm thinking Dean should be champion.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

3-0 against Cena.

 

[klunderbunker]

Wait, didn't Edge jump off?

He did. Cena had them both up though.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

AJ and Cena both lost. I'm thinking Dean should be champion.

Ahhhh, but Juan only lost to AJ. He had Deano dead to rights.

What a well written little dealy here. Also kinda benefitted from going on first, because if the show ended like this it'd be kinda a bummer