Sean Valjean
Lets Bitch About This Thing We Love
Tables. Ladders. Chairs. OH MY! Remember that weird year when stairs were involved? The Phenomenal One clashes with the Lunatic Fringe for Smackdown's richest prize. The Miz and Dolph Ziggler face off for the final time EVER. Women are breaking tables with their butts. Bray Wyatt looks to capture his first championship from the powers of cheese whiz and child support. Corbin and Kalisto bond over their common love of beating the crap out of each other. Carmella hates Nikki Bella and...the feeling is mutual.
IT'S WWE'S DEMOLITION DERBY!
(Soon to be "New Day" Derby)
AJ Styles vs Dean Ambrose - WWE World Heavyweight Championship (Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match)
Becky Lynch vs Alexa Bliss - Smackdown Women's Championship (Tables Match)
The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler - Intercontinental Championship (Ladder Match)
Heath Slater & Rhyno vs Bray Wyatt & Randy Orton - Smackdown Tag Team Championship (Regular Ass Tag Match)
Kalisto vs Baron Corbin (Chairs Match)
Nikki Bella vs Carmella (No Disqualification Match)