Back on RAW and Ted Dibiase is in the ring with a Ladder in the middle of the ring, a table set up outside at the bottom of the ramp right next to the ring, a chair set up by the announcing table, and the Money in the Bank Briefcase set up high above the ring.
Jim Ross: Welcome back to RAW Ladies and Gentlemen and looks like we're gonna be joined by the Billionaire Boy Ted Dibiase and his "valet" for lack of a better term Maryse.
The King: This a treat JR. The son of a Hall of Famer and.....and PUPPIES! Woo-Hoo!
Ted Dibiase: As all of you know, this Sunday at WrestleMania is the Money in the Bank Ladder Match. But this year, it has a little twist. Thanks to me, this Sunday will be the first EVER. Money in the Bank Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match!
The crowd explodes into cheers.
Ted Dibiase: But here's what the other 7 participants don't know. I am the man who's gonna walk out of WrestleMania with the briefcase. I was bred for greatness ever since I was born. You see, this was MY idea and if anybody is gonna climb that Ladder and take that next step being in becoming the biggest star in the WWE, it's gonna be me. And everybody else in this match can only do two things about it. Deal with it and Like it.
******Smoke and Mirrors******
Cody Rhodes makes his way down to the ring with his hood over his head and mic in hand.
The King: Wait a minute JR, what's this? This is RAW, not SmackDown!
Jim Ross: Cody Rhodes isn't the only ancestor of a legend King and he's also in this Sunday's Money in the Bank match. Let's see what He has to say about all this.
Cody Rhodes: Let's get something straight right now. I think you've been hit in the head way too many times. I too, have been bred for greatness or have you forgotten who MY Father is?
He takes his hood off.
Cody Rhodes: AND ABOUT MY FACE!!......Don't think for one second I'm going to let that go. I'll deal with you one on one when the time is right. But until then, this Sunday is Money in the Bank. You said you're gonna win? Well, I beg to differ. The only thing you're gonna do is get beat until your flat on your back...much like Maryse is on some nights.
The fans "ohhhh" as Rhodes takes a jab at Maryse.
The King: Whoa!
Jim Ross: Man oh man...
Cody Rhodes: And then you're gonna look up to the heavens as I grab down the briefcase become Mr. Money in the Bank.
******Born to Win******
Bourne comes out to a good pop and he's got a mic too.
Evan Bourne: I don't know about everyone here, but I'm sick and tired of hearing the two of you run your mouth.
He gets a head start and does this awesome slide into the ring to fans amazement.
Evan Bourne: Let me spell it out for you. I'm gonna steal the show! I'm gonna go Air Bourne and once it's all said and done, I'm gonna be Mr. Money in the Bank!
******I Am Perfection******
The boos rain out as Dolph Ziggler makes his way out Vickie Guerrero by his side.
The King: Here we go JR! Now, this segment is perfect!
Vickie Guerrero: EXCUSE ME!!
The fans rain down the boos on Vickie.
Jim Ross: Good God....
The King: These people have no respect JR!
Vickie Guerrero: The next Mr. Money in the Bank has something to say!
The fans are still booing as she hands the mic to Dolph Ziggler.
Dolph Ziggler: It's time the 3 of you were brought down to earth. What have the three of you done huh? Ted Dibiase has been walking around with Maryse getting his ass kicked, all Cody Rhodes can do is complain about his face, and Evan Bourne, I don't why you're even on WrestleMania. To hit some high-flying moves? WrestleMania is MY Time to shine. This is MY night to show all these non-believers that Dolph Ziggler is the real deal and nothing but Perfect.
******J-Pop Drop******
Yoshi Tatsu makes his way out to a great crowd reaction. He makes his way in the ring and poses to the crowd.
The King: Wait a minute, what's this guy doing here JR? He doesn't speak any English.
Jim Ross: He is in the Money in the Bank Match this Sunday and he has a right to speak his mind.
The King: Not everyone can understand Chinese JR.
Jim Ross: It's Japanese.
Tatsu grabs a mic, but Ziggler automatically grabs the mic away.
Dolph Ziggler: Wait a minute, what could YOU possibly say right now? Oh wait...I know.
He does this Karate pose as the fans laugh. Tatsu doesn't find it funny as he delivers a kick to the side of the head of Ziggler taking him right out of the ring!
The King: That's no way to treat Perfection!
Jim Ross: Dolph Ziggler opened his mouth and got a foot put in it!
******S.O.S.******
Kofi Kingston makes his way down to the ring with a mic also laughing at Dolph Ziggler.
Kofi Kingston: I gotta admit Dolph, it was pretty cool seeing you get kicked in the head like that.
The fans pop and laugh.
Kofi Kingston: But on a more serious note, you guys don't understand how serious this match is. We're gonna bring our bodies, our hearts and our careers and put them all on the line this Sunday. Tables, Ladders, and Chairs is a dangerous match and we could all very well not walk out of WrestleMania on our own two feet. But at stake is the ultimate prize: A chance to challenge the WWE Champion, or the World Champion and unfortunately for all you guys, I am ready to take that next step.
Zack Ryder: Woo Woo Woo! You Know It!
******Radio******
Zack Ryder makes his way out to a BIG pop from the crowd.
The King: Oh no, not this guy...
Jim Ross: Talk about an Ovation! How bout this Ovation King!
The King: I hear it, but I can't believe it.
Zack Ryder: You guys are way TOO serious. You guys need to lighten up a bit. This Sunday, it's all about being THE Man. And nobody know about being the Man more than Long Island's Finest....ME! Zack Ryder. And Bros, I hate to break it to you, but I don't plan on losing at WrestleMania. I'm gonna climb the Ladder and bring that briefcase back to Long Island and fist pump all night as I become Mr. Money in the Bank!
He starts fist pumping in the ring until.....
******Get on your knees******
Jack Swagger's music hits to boos from the crowd as he makes his way out shaking his head.
The King: Here comes your fellow Oklahoman JR, or whatever you call people from Oklahoma.
Jim Ross: Jack Swagger is an arrogant young man no doubt about it, but he's a phenomenal athlete.
Jack Swagger: It's so funny hearing you guys argue about who's gonna do what this Sunday. I have the most experience in this match because unlike all of you, I've won this match and gone on to cash in the Money in the Bank briefcase and become a World Champion. Something you all will NEVER experience because clearly you all aren't blessed with talent like me.
The fans boo and the wrestlers in the ring stare him down as he enters the ring.
Jack Swagger: Now, what makes you think the seven of you can do what I did?
All the superstars in the ring look at each other like "Are You Kidding?" and they all gang up on him!
The King: Wait a minute!
Jim Ross: Swagger talked too much and now everyone in this ring is taking him to the woodshed!
The King: This is worse than the woodshed look at this!
The superstars then lift Swagger up and send him out of the ring!
Jim Ross: They just got rid of the trash in the ring!
Everyone else in the ring stare each other down waiting for one to make the next move.
Bret Hart then appears on the titantron and calls for everyone's attention.
Bret Hart: Did I interrupt something? Seeing as how you guys wanna fight so badly, why don't we have a good ol' fashioned 8 Man Tag Team Match.
Fans pop.
Bret Hart: The team of Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger, Ted Dibiase, and Cody Rhodes against the team of Evan Bourne, Kofi Kingston, Yoshi Tatsu, and Zack Ryder! And this match will begin.....NOW!
Fans pop as the superstars look at each other.
Jim Ross: Oh yeah! How bout this King!
The King: All these guys teaming with each other? I don't know how bold this move is JR!
Jim Ross: Enemies on Sunday are gonna be Tag Team partners when RAW continues!
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Match 2:
8 Man Tag Team Match
Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne, & Yoshi Tatsu vs Ted Dibiase, Cody Rhodes, Jack Swagger, & Dolph Ziggler
Back on RAW and Swagger is taking it to Evan Bourne in the corner as the match got underway during the break. Swagger is stomping away and going at Bourne with right hands. He whips him into the corner. He charges, but Bourne leaps up to the top rope and Swagger crashes into the ring post. He then rolls up Swagger into a sunset flip. 1,........2,......KICK OUT! Swagger is able to make his way out. Bourne drags him to the corner tagging in Kofi Kingston. Kingston and Bourne this sweet looking high low double team move where Bourne hits Swagger with a clothesline and Kofi leg sweeps him at the same time! He makes the cover. 1,.........2,........KICK OUT! Swagger gets his shoulder up again. Kingston whips Swagger into the ropes and hits him with a flying sidekick. He drags him to the corner. Swagger grabs the ref and throws him into the ropes straddling Kofi. He makes the tag to Ziggler now. Ziggler runs in and immediately goes to the top and hits a Superplex! He makes the cover: 1,.........2,........NO! Yoshi Tatsu is in and makes the save for his team.
Tatsu goes back to his corner, but Ziggler gets upset and shoves him. Ziggler turns his attention back to Kofi. He goes to lock in a Figure Four. As soon as Ziggler turns around, Tatsu is waiting and takes him out with a HUGE Kick right to the side of the head ala Tajiri! Ziggler then goes down and looks out. Both men are down now as the ref starts his count. Both men start to move around 6. Kofi crawls to his corner as Ziggler dives to the make the tag to Ted Dibiase. He races in and grabs Kofi's leg. Kofi turns around and Mule Kicks him back to his own corner. Kofi makes the tag to Zack Ryder to a great pop! Ryder comes in and takes Dibiase down with a sweet dropkick. Swagger comes in and Ryder lifts him up and immediately drops him with a flapjack. Rhodes is next in and attacks Ryder from behind. Dibiase joins in as well. They whip him into the ropes, but Ryder ducks and comes back with a flying double clothesline taking both men down! Ryder is celebrating until Ziggler comes in and drops him with a reverse DDT. Tatsu flies in with a cross body to Ziggler!
There's action all over the ring and the ref has lost control as all 8 men are going at it! Swagger and Dibiase are on the floor in front of the ringside area. Evan Bourne and Kofi get in the ring and see Swagger and Dibiase getting to their feet. Bourne and Kofi bounce off the ropes and take both men out with a double suicide dive! The ref is yelling at men to get back in the ring while Vickie slides a chair into the ring to Ziggler. He turns around belts Ryder right in the head with it! He turns around and Tatsu dropkicks the chair right back in his face! Rhodes sneaks back in and attacks Tatsu from behind. He then sends Tatsu over the top rope and crashing through the table that was set up earlier!
Jim Ross: For God Sakes! Yoshi Tatsu was just thrown right over the top through the table!
The King: That's it for him!
Jim Ross: For the Love of God did you hear the Impact?!!
Rhodes turns around and Ryder is struggling to his feet. Rhodes starts to smile and pounces, waiting to make his move. He grabs Ryder looking for the Cross Rhodes, but Ryder counters and sends him into the corner. Rhodes runs out of the corner, but Ryder ducks, bounces off the ropes and takes him out with the Broski Boot! He makes the cover: 1,.........2,........3!
Winners: Zack Ryder, Yoshi Tatsu, Evan Bourne, & Kofi Kingston (9:45)
Ryder is celebrating, but unknown to him, Ted Dibiase slid a Ladder in the ring.
Jim Ross: Wait a damn minute, what's he doing with that damn ladder?!
The King: Uh-oh Ryder, the jig is up Kid!
Ryder turns around Dibiase drives the Ladder right Ryder's face taking him out of the ring!
Jim Ross: C'mon Damn it, the match is over!
He turns to Ziggler and takes him out with the Ladder as well. He looks down at Swagger, Kofi and Bourne and throws the Ladder down at all three of them!
Jim Ross: Good Gawd, what has gotten into this young man?!!
The King: He's taking no prisoners JR! Once the match is over, he remembered that all 7 of these guys are the enemy come Sunday.
Jim Ross: He's taking this too far god sakes and now what?!
Maryse then slides Dibiase a chair. He grabs the chair and places it in the middle of the ring. He picks Rhodes up and DDT's him into the chair!
Jim Ross: Gawd! Dibiase has gone insane and has dissected the opposition for Sunday!
His music plays as Maryse gets in the ring and they both celebrate.
Jim Ross: Look at the carnage that surrounds the ring! God only knows what these men will do to their bodies at WrestleMania with a shot at glory hanging from the ring!
The King: Judging from the looks of everyone, especially Yoshi Tatsu who's still laid out and looking at who's standing, I think we know who's winning this thing.
Jim Ross: Tatsu will feel it in the morning no doubt about it, but Tables and Ladders and Chairs all for the Money in the Bank Briefcase Sunday on Pay Per View!
John Morrison is taping up his wrists getting ready for the match until Triple H comes in. They stare at each other until Triple H smirks and opens his mouth.
Triple H: Who are you now? My, uh, Knight in Shining Armor? Huh? Running down to the ring when it looked like I was getting my ass kicked.
John Morrison: Whoa, whoa. First of all, If it wasn't for the fact The Miz was down there, I would've let you get your ass kicked. But I hate The Miz just as much as you do. I'm not trying to be your Savior, or whatever. Tonight, we're going to kick Randy Orton and The Miz's asses and this Sunday, we aren't friends, we aren't partners, we'll be enemies going for the WWE Title.
Triple H: I suggest you realize who you're talking to. There's a reason I'm called the Cerebral Assassin. I could kick your ass out there at the drop of a hat, so if I were you, I wouldn't try me. As far as Sunday goes, that WWE Title brought me to where I am today and this Sunday, it's coming back where it belongs....to greatness. When Sunday comes, it'll be time to play the Game!
HHH walks off as Morrison stares him down.
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Backstage:
Laycool are talking about WrestleMania.
Michelle: We have to talk about the makeup.
Layla: Oh my god I know, we need foundation because I've seen some girl and Hello! The earthly look is NOT in!
Michelle: We're in gonna be in Atlanta lay, we need new dresses.
Layla: I was actually looking at this one dress that would absolutely fabulous on me.
Michelle: We have to go shopping when we get there and I need new heels.
Rosa Mendez then appears on screen.
Rosa: Hey Ladies, Como estas?
LayCool: Um....English?
Rosa: I just wanted to get a few words with Michelle on her match with Trish and why you two are so calm after what Trish and Lita did to you guys last week?
Layla: I know she didn't just....
Michelle: I got this one Lay. Unlike most females, we won't let some little stunt rack our nerves because Lay and I have put every Diva in this company in their place and there isn't a damn thing anybody can say about it. Trish and Lita are next on the list.
Layla: It's actually sad that the WWE had to bring in Trish and Lita to take us on because at WrestleMania, we're gonna put them back in that hole they crawled out of.
Michelle: As far as Trish goes tonight, let's just she who laughs last, laughs loudest.
They walk off as we head to the Arena.
The King: Well JR, it looks like LayCool isn't worried one bit.
Jim Ross: Well, something doesn't feel right about that, but King, I know something you WILL love.
The King: Is it more Puppies?!!
Jim Ross: It's our next Hall of Fame Inductee.
The King: Woo Hoo!
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******In the Arena******
Lillian Garcia: The following contest is a 3 Team #1 Contenders Match! Now, in this match, it's one fall to the finish and the winning team will get a Tag Team Title shot next week on RAW!
******La Vittoria e mia******
Santino comes out to a pretty good pop with Kozlov by his side.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 567 lbs, Santino Marella and Vladimir Kozlov!
Jim Ross: Well here we go King, three teams will put it all on the line here for a shot at the Tag Titles next Monday night on RAW.
The King: That's all great JR, but Sunny is gonna be inducted in The Hall of Fame! Woo Hoo! Oh Baby!
Jim Ross: I knew you'd love that one, but calm down Tiger, we gotta get back to work here.
******Get Up******
The Usos make their way out to the ring to a decent pop.
Lillian Garcia: Introducing team #2 weighing in at combined weight of 479 lbs, from San Francisco, California, Jimmy and Jey.....The Uso Brothers!
Jim Ross: Great opportunity for the Uso Brothers here to get back in the Tag Team Title race and they can do it with a win here tonight.
The King: I think they're too tense JR, they need a good full body massage.
Jim Ross: I pray to God that you're talking about Laycool.
The King: Who else would I be talking about?
Jim Ross: Never mind.
******New Foundation******
Tyson Kidd and David Hart Smith make their way out with Natalya to a great pop!
Lillian Garcia: And the final team, being accompanied to the ring by Natalya, weighing in at a combined weight of 458 lbs, Tyson Kidd....David Hart Smith.....The Hart Dynasty!
Jim Ross: How about this King?
The King: What?! Wait a minute, last time I saw these guys, they were beating the hell out of each other!
Jim Ross: It looks like they've reconciled and what a way to make their return by winning this thing!
Match 3:
Triple Threat Tag Team #1 Contenders Match
Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov vs The Usos vs The Hart Dynasty
The match starts with Santino in the ring doing these ridiculous squats waiting to see who he'd face first and in comes Tyson Kidd. They lock up and Santino sends him down to the mat. Santino shows off his "muscles" and turns his back on Kidd. Santino turns around into a spinning wheel kick from Kidd. He goes for a quick cover: 1,.......2,......KICK OUT! Santino gets that shoulder up off that mat. Kidd brings him to his corner and tags in Smith. Smith gets some shots in on Santino. He whips him into the ropes as Jey Uso makes a blind tag and Smith takes Santino down with a powerslam and goes for the cover, but Santino isn't the legal man. Smith turns around into a superkick from Jey. He makes the cover: 1,.......,2.......NO! Tyson Kidd flies in and makes the save before the ref can count to 3. Jey picks up Smith and brings him into the corner. He delivers some chops before Smith gets enraged and starts countering with chops of his own. He soon comes back with right hands. He whips Jey off the ropes, but he ducks under a right hand and catches Smith with a flying reverse elbow. He makes the cover: 1,.......2,........KICK OUT! Smith gets his shoulder up off the mat.
Jey drags Smith over to his corner and tags in Jimmy. He goes to the top rope and comes off the top with a diving fist drop. He makes a quick cover: 1,.....2,.....KICK OUT! Smith gets his shoulder up to Jimmy's dismay. He whips Smith into the Santino/Kozlov corner as Kozlov makes a tag. Jimmy charges, but Smith moves out of the way and crashes into Kozlov! Kozlov's face turns to rage. Jimmy goes for a right, but Kozlov headbutts him and he isn't even in the ring yet! Kozlov finally makes his way in and starts cleaning house! Jey runs in and Kozlov quickly sends him over the top rope to the floor. Tyson Kidd comes in with some shots to the back, but Kozlov throws him off. He then beheads Kidd with a clothesline! Smith is next in and he starts teetering the big man with some right hands. He bounces off the ropes, but Kozlov catches him with a powerslam. He then gets into the cover: 1,.......2,.......KICK OUT! Smith amazingly gets his shoulder up before the 3 count! Kozlov can't believe and tags in Santino. He then gets the look on his face and motions for the Cobra!
The Usos then get back in the ring and jump Santino from behind. The Usos then take Kozlov out with a double superkick! Kozlov then lands all the way out to the floor! The Usos stalk Santino and get ready to hit him with the same move. The Hart Dynasty come in and jump The Usos now. They take Jimmy down with a double clothesline and back body drop Jey out of the ring. Santino is up and Smith and Kidd take him down with the Hart Attack! Kidd makes the cover: 1,.......,2........3!
Winners: The Hart Dynasty (8:58)
Jim Ross: The Hart Dynasty have overcome all the issues they've had and are the #1 contenders and will challenge the Tag Team Champions next week on RAW!
The King: Break out the bottles of champagne!
Jim Ross: There's gonna be a celebration in Calgary Tonight!
Backstage:
There's a four box screen and The Miz is walking down with his guards in the upper left corner, Randy Orton is below him, next to Orton's box is John Morrison and above him is Triple H.
The King: Uh-oh JR...
Jim Ross: Well Ladies and Gentlemen, I got a feeling that this one is going to get unruly no doubt about it. Triple H & John Morrison will take on The Miz and Randy Orton. Next!
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