Back from the break and the “WWE championship match contract signing” and main-event are hyped.
-“Stone Cold” Steve Austin’s music hits and he comes out to the biggest pop of the night-
Austin: Calm down, LA, calm down. Hahahaha. Last week, was the future of RAW in the making. Take a good look.
*A video of the last week’s closing segment is shown*
Austin: Vinnie just sealed JBL’s fate! Hahahaha! You know what, at WrestleMania 27, JBL’s going on a ass whoopin’ ride!!
*The crowd cheer for the non-PG line*
Austin: Because as Vinnie says, there’s “no chance in hell” for JBL. Do what he may, he ain’t gonna beat the rattlesnake from Texas. You see people, after WrestleMania in Atlanta, Georgia, RAW will never be the same again! RAW will be more cutting-edge, awesome, badass and Stone Cold!! Baby, RAW after WrestleMania, will have an “attitude”!!
*The crowd cheer even more*
Austin: But I am not here to tell you people what you already know. I am here to call out one of the legends in the game, a man who has competed in many historic matches, mostly against me, a man who ruled the WWE once, WWE Hall of Famer, the man who’s going to call my historic match at WrestleMania 27, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Bret “The Hitman” Hart!!
-Bret Hart’s music hits as he comes out to a huge reaction (in a positive way)-
Hitman: Well, hi there, LA! How’s life going??
*The crowd cheer as if to say good*
Austin: Bret, welcome.
Hitman: Oh thank you Steve. Thank you for the warm and kind and nice welcome.
Austin: Yeah, soak it all in. It’s the last time I’m going to be warm, kind and nice on WWE programming!!
*The crowd go wild*
Austin: But I haven’t called you for stupid talk. You know what Bret, I wanted to ask you, I wanted to ask you if you were a current WWE superstar, who would you have liked to see become the GM, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin or Mr. Just Born to Lose. And you’re answer means that you’re gonna favor that guy during our match.
*Hitman thinks for a moment*
Hitman: Well, if I were a current day superstar, I would love to see…
*The crowd cheer in anticipation*
Hitman: John Bradshaw Layfield!!
*The crowd boo half in disagreement and half, in disbelief*
Hitman: Seriously, I mean, look at you. You’re the Texas Rattlesnake. And according to your own tongue, you are going to make life miserable for the WWE superstars.
Austin: Why, I never said that.
Hitman: Austin, I’ve known you way too long. But mind you, mind you, my personal feelings, will not effect my promise of calling it down to the middle at WrestleMania. I will happily raise your hand if, you’re able to beat Bradshaw. And if that’s all you wanted to ask me, well then, goodbye.
*Hitman tries to leave but Austin stops him*
Austin: That’s all I wanted to ask you. If you’ve done answering, then I’ve got to say something. At WrestleMania, you will raise my hand because whether you like it or not, JBL will never be seen on RAW ever, ever again! And that’s the bottom-line cause Stone Cold said so!!
*Austin stuns Hitman as the crowd start cheering*
Austin grabs 2 beer cans and starts drinking. JBL shows up from behind and knocks Austin out with a steel chair. The crowd boo him. He picks Austin up and throws him into the turnbuckle. He hits him repeatedly with the chair. Austin falls face-first after Bradshaw has done hitting him. He picks him up and hits the Clothesline from Hell. He grabs a beer can and spits beer in Austin’s face. He grabs a mic.
Bradshaw: Austin, after WrestleMania, RAW will be the JBL show!!
*JBL leaves to a chorus of boos. He pauses on the stage and turns behind to see the massacre he has left in the ring as we go to a commercial*
The Nexus vs William Regal, Great Khali, Mark Henry and Yoshi Tatsu (8-man tag team)
Back from the break and Tatsu and Henry are already in the ring. Khali is out followed by Regal. The Nexus come out without CM Punk. Otunga and Regal are going to start things off. The bell sounds and both men lock up. Otunga pushes Regal to the corner and kicks him in the gut. He places him back in the corner and slaps him across the chest. Regal goes down on his knees. Otunga picks him up and whips him followed by a clothesline. He tags in Michael. Michael gets in and hits a knee-drop. Cover. 1….2…kick out. He picks him up and whips him but Regal reverses and goes for a backdrop. Michael counters and hits a facebuster followed by a boot. He picks him up and whips him followed by an elbow. He goes on the top and hits a missile dropkick.
Cover. 1…2…kick out. He tags in Harris. Harris gets in and stomps away at Regal. He calls for the bodysplash but takes way too much time. He dives but Regal sidesteps and Harris crashes into the mat. Both men are down. Harris tags in Otunga while Regal makes the tag to Tatsu. Tatsu goes on the top and hits Otunga with a crossbody. Cover. 1…2…kick out. He picks him up and kicks him across the chest 5-6 times until Otunga crashes to the mat. Yoshi calls for the enzugiri and connects. He goes on the middle rope and hits a spinning European uppercut. He picks Otunga up and whips him but Otunga reverses. Tatsu ducks a clothesline and hits a springboard moonsault. He waits for Otunga to get up and hits a spinning heelkick. Otunga tumbles out of the ring as we go to a commercial.
Back from the break and Henry squashes Harris in the corner with a splash. He picks him up and whips him followed by a clothesline. He picks him up and hits a headbutt. He hits a big legdrop and goes for a cover. 1….2…kick out. He picks him up and whips him. Harris ducks a clothesline and comes off the ropes but Henry catches him in mid-air and hits the 360º sidewalk slam. He goes for a cover. 1…2…kick out. Henry can’t believe it. He goes on the middle rope and dives but Harris sidesteps and Henry crashes so hard that it shakes the whole ring. Both men are down. Michael tags in Ryan while Henry gets in Khali.
Khali comes in and stops Ryan in his tracks by placing a hand on his head. He pushes him down and Ryan tumbles inside out/upside down and gets back up. Khali goes for a clothesline but Ryan ducks and goes for a boot. Khali grabs his boot and hits a chop on the head. Cover. 1…2….kick out!! Khali can’t believe it. He calls for the Khali Bomb. He grabs Ryan by the throat but Ryan kicks him in the gut and hits a DDT!! Cover. 1…2…kick out. Both men get up. Khali goes for a boot but Ryan sidesteps. Michael distracts the ref while Ryan takes advantage and low-blows Khali. Khali goes down on his knees. Ryan picks Khali up and hits the House of Pain!!!! Cover. 1…2…3! It’s over!
Winners: The Nexus
The Nexus are celebrating as we go backstage where Scott is with CM Punk (who is very happy).
Scott: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, CM Punk.
*The crowd boo Mr. Punk*
Scott: Punk, what have you got to say about the domination displayed by The Nexus?
Punk: Hahahaha. Yes, yes, they were dominant. After all, they are all my students. They learn what I preach, and I have to admit, they learn pretty quick. And you know what, I’ve taught them to dominate RAW.
*The crowd keep booing the leader of The Nexus*
Scott: And how’s the preparation going for your match tonight?
Punk: Awesome. Great. Tonight, Cena and Triple H, they are going to suffer the same fate as Khali and his little “team” did. And the same thing, is going to happen to Mr. John Cena, at WrestleMania!
*The crowd boo as Sheamus comes in and tells CM Punk their match is next*
Punk: Before I go, let me tell you all. Next week, I have a big surprise planned for all of you and your superhero, John Cena!
*The crowd boo him even more as he leaves with Sheamus for the main-event which is next*
Back from the break and the main-events for WrestleMania are hyped.
John Cena and Triple H vs CM Punk and King Sheamus
Punk is out first followed by Sheamus, Triple H and then, Cena. Hunter and Punk are going to start things off. The bell sounds and both men lock-up. Both showcase their strength with each getting the better of the other for a second or two. Finally Hunter kicks Punk in the gut and breaks the lock-up. He whips Punk followed by a clothesline. He picks him up and twists his arm and sends him twisted-arm-first into the turnbuckle. He picks Punk up and whips him and goes for a backdrop but Punk kicks him across the chest. He goes for a clothesline but Hunter ducks and locks in a bear hug. Punk tries fighting back but can’t. Eventually, he gets hold of the ropes. Hunter releases the hold and tags in Cena. Cena comes in like a bull and takes Punk down.
He punches him down until the ref breaks it up. He waits for Punk to get up and then hits a dropkick. He picks him up and whips him followed by the shoulder blocks and press slam. He calls for the 5 knuckle shuffle and connects. He calls for the AA. He lifts Punk up but Punk slips out. He goes for a kick to the temple but Cena grabs his leg and clotheslines him hard. He picks him up and kicks him in the gut followed by the Boston Blockbuster. He goes on the top and hits the legdrop. Cover. 1….2…kick out. He picks him up and whips him into the corner. He goes for a bulldog but Punk pushes him away and Cena crash-lands into the mat. Both men are down. They get up. Punk kicks Cena in the temple and Cena crashes to the outside. Punk tags in Sheamus as we go to a commercial.
Back from the break and Punk has Cena in the sleeper hold. Cena is down on his knees. He crawls to the ropes and grabs them. Punk releases the hold and pulls Cena back to the center of the ring. He locks in the sleeper again. Cena struggles but manages to get back to a vertical base and counters with a Samoan drop. Both men are down. They get up. Cena whips Punk and hits the shoulder blocks. He goes for the press slam but Punk slips out and kicks Cena across the temple, not once, not twice but a good 7 times. Cena is down and out. Punk tags in Sheamus. Sheamus gets in and stomps away at Cena.
He picks him up and whips him followed by the Irish Curse backbreaker. He picks him up and sends him shoulder-firs into the post. He pulls him out and hits him with the Irish Hammer. Cover. 1….2…kick out. He picks him up and hits a backbreaker. Cover. 1….2…kick out! Sheamus can’t believe it. He tags in Punk. Punk comes in and soaks the atmosphere but takes up to much time. He charges at Cena but Cena counters with the STF out of nowhere. We can see the pain on Punk’s face as he screams for help. He crawls and struggles to get back to the ropes. Cena releases the hold and lies on the mat in fatigue. Both men get up and tag in their partners.
Sheamus takes a good swing at Hunter but Hunter ducks and clotheslines Sheamus. He picks him up and whips him but Sheamus reverses and goes for a backdrop but Hunter counters with the facebuster. He whips him followed by the High Knee after 2 missed clotheslines. He calls for the spinebuster and connects. He calls for the Pedigree but Punk runs at him. Hunter counters with a backdrop but Punk lands on his feet. Cena comes in and lifts Punk up and hits the AA. Hunter kicks Sheamus in the gut and hits the Pedigree. Cover. 1….2…3!! It’s over!
Winners: John Cena and Triple H
*Commercial*
Back from the break and Jerry “The King” Lawler is standing in the ring where a table and 3 chairs are set up. He’s holding up a contract for everyone to see.
Lawler: Ladies and gentlemen, hope you enjoyed tonight’s show!
*The crowd cheer in agreement*
Lawler: Now, it’s time. I am holding the contract of the WWE championship match at WrestleMania. After this contract is signed by all the three participants, namely, John Morrison, Randy Orton and the defending champion The Miz, their match at WrestleMania, will be official!
*The crowd cheer for the match*
Lawler: Now, without much ado, I would like to call out, John Morrison.
-John Morrison’s music hits and the hometown boy comes out to a huge pop-
*Morrison seats himself on one of the chairs after posing for the hot crowd*
Lawler: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, The Viper, Randy Orton!
-Randy Orton’s music hits and he comes out to a decent pop-
*He does the same thing Morrison did*
Lawler: And now, the current WWE champion, The Miz!
-The Miz comes out in a suit to a great number of boos-
*He gets in the ring and takes a mic*
Miz: Shut up you Los Angeles scoundrels!!
*The crowd boos him profusely*
Miz: I said shut up! You should learn to respect me, the man you came to see tonight, The Miz. After all, I am the most must-see WWE champion in the history of this company. And I’m certainly better than you’re hometown boy, John Morrison and the man with mental instability, Randy Orton.
*The boos grow louder and louder*
Miz: Hahahaha! You people, you mediocre people, you’re just jealous of me. Because you know, that nobody is better than me! Nobody! You people are just jealous that I am the NEW face of the WWE and these two men sitting in comfy chairs are a thing of the past! You are jealous that the future of the WWE is from Cleveland, Ohio!
*The Miz has turned into a heat-generator*
Miz: And at WrestleMania, I’m going to prove it! At WrestleMania, I’m going to show to the world, to the mediocre people of Los Angeles, and to Mr. Randy Orton and Mr. John Morrison, that “I’m The Miz and I’m AWESOME!”
*The Miz takes a seat and signs the contract. He passes it on to John Morrison*
Morrison: Well Miz, before I sign the contract, let me tell you, nobody is jealous of you. Not even the smallest creatures in the beautiful world. Because you ain’t the future of the WWE. And if you call yourself the most must-see WWE champion, which you do, you’re absurd!
*The crowd cheers for the creative insults*
Morrison: Hahahaha. Yeah. He is absurd. And moreover Miz, at WrestleMania, it’s my time to shine! It’s my time to prove to the world, that I carried you when we were a team. I’m going to prove why I am the HBK of our team and you, are the unsuccessful, Janetty!
*The crowd cheers their favorite as Morrison signs the contract and hands it to Orton. Orton signs it and then gets up from his chair. So do his opponents*
Orton: You see, since the two of you have put forward your points, I have no reason to sit in those “comfy” chairs, do I, Miz?
*The crowd cheer WWE’s Apex Predator*
Orton: And you two can brag about what you are going to prove at WrestleMania. Because you know it ain’t going to happen. Because the only two thing that’s going to happen in our match at WrestleMania, is, number one, the beginning of the Age of Orton. And number two…
*Orton drops the mic and hits The Miz with the RKO!!*
Morrison and Orton go face-to-face. Morrison goes for a blow but Orton ducks it and nails him with the RKO as well. He picks up the WWE championship belt fallen in the ring and poses with it on the turnbuckle. He places it on top of The Miz and walks out of the ring. He stops on the stage to pose for the crowd who cheer for the double dose of RKO.
**End of show**
