Super Crazy
CABS ARE HEEEERREEE!!
Welcome everyone to the start of the new era of the WWE.
In my rebirth of the WWE there is no ECW. There is also no PG rating.
This is my roster.
Triple H
HBK
MVP
The Miz
Triple H
The Undertaker
Jack Swagger
R - Truth
John Cena
Kane
Randy Orton
Kofi Kingston
Batista
Big Show
Cody Rhodes
Dolph Ziggler
Edge
Beth Phoenix
Gail Kim
Mickie James
CM Punk
Rey Mysterio
David Hart Smith
Chris Jericho
Jeff Hardy
Shad
JTG
Michelle McCool
Natalya Neidhart
John Morrison
Alicia Fox
Christian
Ezekiel Jackson
Commentators are as follows :
Raw : Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler
Smackdown : Tod Grisham and Taz
I will start with the Smackdown after The Bash.
Opening package airs showing highlights from The Bash. Typical opening to Smackdown.
Tod Grisham : Hello everybody and welcome to Smackdown. What an exciting pay per view this Sunday Taz. Edge and Jericho are the Unified Tag Champs, CM Punk is still the World Heavyweight Champion, and Mysterio kept his Mask.
Taz : Tod, everyone is waiting to hear from Theodore Long as today on WWE.com it said he had a major announcement to make.
Teddy's music starts as he makes his way down the ramp to open the show.
Teddy : Holla at me playa!!!! Well as you all know, Mr. McMahon pointed out on Sunday that I am still on probation. Well he also told me to shake things up and to stir the pot, so that is what I am going to do. I am so tired of Mr. McMahon, so I will do something that will shake the very ground under his feet. I would like for you all to welcome, and I am very proud to be a part of, The Black Mafia.
Out comes MVP and Kofi Kingston, followed by Mark Henry and Ezekiel Jackson, and R Truth, Shad, JTG, and Alicia Fox.
Teddy : What you see here, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, is a force like none other. Sure alone they may be weak, but together, as this new found family, we will be strong, and we are going to take over the WWE, starting tonight. MVP, you will take on Cm Punk for the World Heavyweight Title inside a steel cage. Also Alicia you will battle Michelle McCool for her newly won Women's Championship. This Monday night on Raw, expect to see us, Vince , I hope your ready for the takeover.
They all leave the ring.
Tod : Taz, what the hell did Theodore Long just do?!?!?! Cm Punk vs MVP for the title and Alicia vs McCool for the Women's Championship.
Taz : Tod, I have no F****** clue, we will have to wait to find out as this plays out.
commercial break
Out next is Cm Punk to talk about his victory over Jeff Hardy at the Bash.
Cm Punk makes his way out to the titantron, talking as he makes his way to the ring.
Cm Punk : Well everyone, I think I have proven to you that I am a fighting champion. ( Punk is getting massive boos ) I may have lost my match last night, but it was not my fault, that cheap, no care at all, drug abuser, Jeff Hardy injured my eye. I could not see what I was doing and kicked the ref. But all I care about, is that I still have THE World Heavyweight Championship ( kisses belt ). Now Teddy Long says I am in a match later toni....
Jeff Hardy comes out on the titantron.
Hardy : Punk, you no good S.O.B., I had you, you call me cheap? You never even had your foot under that rope. I should be the WH Champion not you.
Punk : Jeff, you do not deserve this honor. Look at me, I am straightedge, never had a problem in my life, never had run ins with the law, I've never touched a drug in my life. You, you are lucky this company even took you back, let alone gave you that cheap run back in December.
Jeff rushes the ring and they start fighting. Jeff goes for the twist of fate but Punk reverses it and has Hardy on his shoulders for the GTS when Teddy appears on screen.
Teddy : Now, now, Punk we need you in prime condition for later tonight for my man MVP. However, in all fairness to Jeff, I will give him one last chance. Tonight Jeff, you will be in the main event, which is now a triple threat. It will be Jeff Hardy vs MVP vs Cm Punk for the WHC. Holla at me!!
quick break
Back from commercial and we see MVP yelling at Teddy...
MVP : What are you doing, you want a takeover and you put in another man? What the f*** ?!?!
Teddy : Don't worry playa, I got you, and so do we. Camera pans out to the Mafia.
Next up is Alicia Fox vs Michelle McCool.
Out first is Alicia Fox then the champion , McCool, who grabs a mic.
McCool : I just won this title, but now, I already have to defend it, I guess I will show just how much of a fighting champion I am. ( drops mic and hits Fox with a forearm as the bell sounds )
McCool with multiple forearms to Fox's face. Irish whip into the ropes, off comes Fox with her own flying forearm. Off the ropes for a quick splash.
1...2...kick out!!
Fox picks her up and goes to irish whip her in the corner, McCool reverses it and Fox ends up in the corner. McCool runs at her and splashes her in the corner. She picks up Fox for a scoop slam but Fox slides out of the hold and dropkicks McCool. Fox goes to the top rope, and goes for another dropkick and misses as McCool just stepped aside. McCool picks up Fox and protoplexes her.
Quick cover 1...2...kick out!!!
Fox and McCool stand at the same time. Forearms back and forth. Alicia ducks and puts McCool in a headlock. McCool throws her into the ropes and she comes back and does some kind of reverse bulldog maneuver.
1...2...3!!!
Winner and NEW Women's Champion Alicia Fox.
commericial break.
Kane comes out to the ring to the loudest pop of the night so far. He grabs a mic.
Kane : At the Bash, I took out the Great Khali, that piece of dirt will never be seen again. Now tonight, tonight I look to destroy R-Truth.
R - Truth comes out, but so does Ezekiel Jackson. They come to the ring. Jackson gets right in the face of Kane and grabs the mic.
Jackson : Hey, you think you are so tough, the big red machine, well let me introduce you to the Black Mafia.
Jackson goes to punch Kane but instead Kane hits him. Kane throws him from the ring and the match begins.
Kane and Truth lock up in the center of the ring. Kane throws Truth across the ring and laughs at him. Truth gets right back up, he charges Kane and clotheslines him. The big man doesn't fall. He goes off the ropes and clotheslines him again, this time in the knee. Kane drops to his knees. He goes off the ropes again, and drop kicks Kane in the face. Kane finally down. Truth goes for a fist to the head while Kane is down but Kane grabs him. From behind Kane is crushed in the head with a chair. Kane turns around as the first shot didn't do much. Jackson hits him again with the chair and Kane drops down and is bleeding profusely as the chair is near bent in half.
Winner by DQ : Kane
Truth and Jackson make their way up the ramp as Kane looks on, bleeding and laughing maniacally.
commercial.
Back from break and we see that over the break, Kane refused medical attention and instead, went to the Mafia locker room, and drew with his blood on the wall " Jackson, will you embrace your own death ? "
Next out to the ring is Edge, not accompanied by Jericho. He grabs a mic.
Edge : Man oh man, where to begin? Oh wait, let me see, look at these nice pieces of gold on my arm. OH WAIT!! It's not the right gold. I still want my World Heavyweight Championship back. Teddy Long, there is no way in hell I will wear these belts, they are a disgrace to my name, I may have won them, but I am no measily little tag team partner anymore. I am the Rated R Superstar, so I am vacating my half of this, Jericho, GOOD LUCK!!!
Jericho comes out and grabs a mic.
Chris : Edge, you are nothing but a power hungry, insane, hypocrite. You want gold, but you , you will not settle for these. It is better to have one, then to have never had at all. I will not need luck, as I , I am a 9 time Intercontinental Champion, I am one of the greatest of all time, but, I am not telling you anything that you didn't already know.
Quick backstage interview with MVP
Josh Matthews : Montel, Montel, I thought you were a good guy, that you were straight balling.
MVP : I still am a good guy. In fact, I've never been a bad guy, I just have power now to do what I want, when I want, thats what the BM is about baby. We are taking over, and we are going to strike whenever and however we want, and tonight, I am taking that World Heavyweight Championship.
Out of nowhere he gets attacked by Jeff Hardy. They start battling to ringside, where CM Punk comes running down and the match begins. Jeff shifts attention to Punk. They are trading blows back and forth outside the ring as the ref yells for them to get in. Punk throws Jeff into the stairs as we go to our final commercial break.
Back from break and Jeff is down outside the ring as MVP is kicking Punk in the corner. Jeff crawls back in the ring and grabs MVP, he throws him into the ropes and dropkicks him. Jeff goes over to punk picks him up and irish whips him into the other corner. Jeff goes for a splash but Punk ducks. Jeff jumps to the top and goes for the Whisper in the Wind on Punk.
Cover 1...2...kickout!!!
MVP comes in and picks up Jeff, he bicycle kicks him and knocks him down. He goes to the top turnbuckle and comes down for a huge legdrop.
Cover 1...2...kickout!!!
MVP picks up Jeff and throws him shoulder first into the ring post. Jeff falls out of the ring. MVP turns around and Punk kicks him multiple times in the body and head. He picks up MVP for the GTS. MVP is down and out of nowhere Jeff goes for the Swanton and hits it. Punk goes for the pin but Jeff picks him up and delivers a twist of fate. Punk is down. He goes for a new finisher that is a combination of a Jackhammer some kind of powerbomb.
Cover 1...2...3!!!
Winner and new World Heavyweight Champion : MVP
Teddy Long comes over the titantron screen : Vince , we'll see you Monday night playa...holla at me!!!
Smackdown draws to a close as MVP as MVP stands on the top turnbuckle with Jeff and Punk down and out as he holds up the belt and laughs and signals this will be a long reign.
In my rebirth of the WWE there is no ECW. There is also no PG rating.
This is my roster.
Triple H
HBK
MVP
The Miz
Triple H
The Undertaker
Jack Swagger
R - Truth
John Cena
Kane
Randy Orton
Kofi Kingston
Batista
Big Show
Cody Rhodes
Dolph Ziggler
Edge
Beth Phoenix
Gail Kim
Mickie James
CM Punk
Rey Mysterio
David Hart Smith
Chris Jericho
Jeff Hardy
Shad
JTG
Michelle McCool
Natalya Neidhart
John Morrison
Alicia Fox
Christian
Ezekiel Jackson
Commentators are as follows :
Raw : Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler
Smackdown : Tod Grisham and Taz
I will start with the Smackdown after The Bash.
WWE SMACKDOWN[/SIZE
Opening package airs showing highlights from The Bash. Typical opening to Smackdown.
Tod Grisham : Hello everybody and welcome to Smackdown. What an exciting pay per view this Sunday Taz. Edge and Jericho are the Unified Tag Champs, CM Punk is still the World Heavyweight Champion, and Mysterio kept his Mask.
Taz : Tod, everyone is waiting to hear from Theodore Long as today on WWE.com it said he had a major announcement to make.
Teddy's music starts as he makes his way down the ramp to open the show.
Teddy : Holla at me playa!!!! Well as you all know, Mr. McMahon pointed out on Sunday that I am still on probation. Well he also told me to shake things up and to stir the pot, so that is what I am going to do. I am so tired of Mr. McMahon, so I will do something that will shake the very ground under his feet. I would like for you all to welcome, and I am very proud to be a part of, The Black Mafia.
Out comes MVP and Kofi Kingston, followed by Mark Henry and Ezekiel Jackson, and R Truth, Shad, JTG, and Alicia Fox.
Teddy : What you see here, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, is a force like none other. Sure alone they may be weak, but together, as this new found family, we will be strong, and we are going to take over the WWE, starting tonight. MVP, you will take on Cm Punk for the World Heavyweight Title inside a steel cage. Also Alicia you will battle Michelle McCool for her newly won Women's Championship. This Monday night on Raw, expect to see us, Vince , I hope your ready for the takeover.
They all leave the ring.
Tod : Taz, what the hell did Theodore Long just do?!?!?! Cm Punk vs MVP for the title and Alicia vs McCool for the Women's Championship.
Taz : Tod, I have no F****** clue, we will have to wait to find out as this plays out.
commercial break
Out next is Cm Punk to talk about his victory over Jeff Hardy at the Bash.
Cm Punk makes his way out to the titantron, talking as he makes his way to the ring.
Cm Punk : Well everyone, I think I have proven to you that I am a fighting champion. ( Punk is getting massive boos ) I may have lost my match last night, but it was not my fault, that cheap, no care at all, drug abuser, Jeff Hardy injured my eye. I could not see what I was doing and kicked the ref. But all I care about, is that I still have THE World Heavyweight Championship ( kisses belt ). Now Teddy Long says I am in a match later toni....
Jeff Hardy comes out on the titantron.
Hardy : Punk, you no good S.O.B., I had you, you call me cheap? You never even had your foot under that rope. I should be the WH Champion not you.
Punk : Jeff, you do not deserve this honor. Look at me, I am straightedge, never had a problem in my life, never had run ins with the law, I've never touched a drug in my life. You, you are lucky this company even took you back, let alone gave you that cheap run back in December.
Jeff rushes the ring and they start fighting. Jeff goes for the twist of fate but Punk reverses it and has Hardy on his shoulders for the GTS when Teddy appears on screen.
Teddy : Now, now, Punk we need you in prime condition for later tonight for my man MVP. However, in all fairness to Jeff, I will give him one last chance. Tonight Jeff, you will be in the main event, which is now a triple threat. It will be Jeff Hardy vs MVP vs Cm Punk for the WHC. Holla at me!!
quick break
Back from commercial and we see MVP yelling at Teddy...
MVP : What are you doing, you want a takeover and you put in another man? What the f*** ?!?!
Teddy : Don't worry playa, I got you, and so do we. Camera pans out to the Mafia.
Next up is Alicia Fox vs Michelle McCool.
Out first is Alicia Fox then the champion , McCool, who grabs a mic.
McCool : I just won this title, but now, I already have to defend it, I guess I will show just how much of a fighting champion I am. ( drops mic and hits Fox with a forearm as the bell sounds )
McCool with multiple forearms to Fox's face. Irish whip into the ropes, off comes Fox with her own flying forearm. Off the ropes for a quick splash.
1...2...kick out!!
Fox picks her up and goes to irish whip her in the corner, McCool reverses it and Fox ends up in the corner. McCool runs at her and splashes her in the corner. She picks up Fox for a scoop slam but Fox slides out of the hold and dropkicks McCool. Fox goes to the top rope, and goes for another dropkick and misses as McCool just stepped aside. McCool picks up Fox and protoplexes her.
Quick cover 1...2...kick out!!!
Fox and McCool stand at the same time. Forearms back and forth. Alicia ducks and puts McCool in a headlock. McCool throws her into the ropes and she comes back and does some kind of reverse bulldog maneuver.
1...2...3!!!
Winner and NEW Women's Champion Alicia Fox.
commericial break.
Kane comes out to the ring to the loudest pop of the night so far. He grabs a mic.
Kane : At the Bash, I took out the Great Khali, that piece of dirt will never be seen again. Now tonight, tonight I look to destroy R-Truth.
R - Truth comes out, but so does Ezekiel Jackson. They come to the ring. Jackson gets right in the face of Kane and grabs the mic.
Jackson : Hey, you think you are so tough, the big red machine, well let me introduce you to the Black Mafia.
Jackson goes to punch Kane but instead Kane hits him. Kane throws him from the ring and the match begins.
Kane and Truth lock up in the center of the ring. Kane throws Truth across the ring and laughs at him. Truth gets right back up, he charges Kane and clotheslines him. The big man doesn't fall. He goes off the ropes and clotheslines him again, this time in the knee. Kane drops to his knees. He goes off the ropes again, and drop kicks Kane in the face. Kane finally down. Truth goes for a fist to the head while Kane is down but Kane grabs him. From behind Kane is crushed in the head with a chair. Kane turns around as the first shot didn't do much. Jackson hits him again with the chair and Kane drops down and is bleeding profusely as the chair is near bent in half.
Winner by DQ : Kane
Truth and Jackson make their way up the ramp as Kane looks on, bleeding and laughing maniacally.
commercial.
Back from break and we see that over the break, Kane refused medical attention and instead, went to the Mafia locker room, and drew with his blood on the wall " Jackson, will you embrace your own death ? "
Next out to the ring is Edge, not accompanied by Jericho. He grabs a mic.
Edge : Man oh man, where to begin? Oh wait, let me see, look at these nice pieces of gold on my arm. OH WAIT!! It's not the right gold. I still want my World Heavyweight Championship back. Teddy Long, there is no way in hell I will wear these belts, they are a disgrace to my name, I may have won them, but I am no measily little tag team partner anymore. I am the Rated R Superstar, so I am vacating my half of this, Jericho, GOOD LUCK!!!
Jericho comes out and grabs a mic.
Chris : Edge, you are nothing but a power hungry, insane, hypocrite. You want gold, but you , you will not settle for these. It is better to have one, then to have never had at all. I will not need luck, as I , I am a 9 time Intercontinental Champion, I am one of the greatest of all time, but, I am not telling you anything that you didn't already know.
Quick backstage interview with MVP
Josh Matthews : Montel, Montel, I thought you were a good guy, that you were straight balling.
MVP : I still am a good guy. In fact, I've never been a bad guy, I just have power now to do what I want, when I want, thats what the BM is about baby. We are taking over, and we are going to strike whenever and however we want, and tonight, I am taking that World Heavyweight Championship.
Out of nowhere he gets attacked by Jeff Hardy. They start battling to ringside, where CM Punk comes running down and the match begins. Jeff shifts attention to Punk. They are trading blows back and forth outside the ring as the ref yells for them to get in. Punk throws Jeff into the stairs as we go to our final commercial break.
Back from break and Jeff is down outside the ring as MVP is kicking Punk in the corner. Jeff crawls back in the ring and grabs MVP, he throws him into the ropes and dropkicks him. Jeff goes over to punk picks him up and irish whips him into the other corner. Jeff goes for a splash but Punk ducks. Jeff jumps to the top and goes for the Whisper in the Wind on Punk.
Cover 1...2...kickout!!!
MVP comes in and picks up Jeff, he bicycle kicks him and knocks him down. He goes to the top turnbuckle and comes down for a huge legdrop.
Cover 1...2...kickout!!!
MVP picks up Jeff and throws him shoulder first into the ring post. Jeff falls out of the ring. MVP turns around and Punk kicks him multiple times in the body and head. He picks up MVP for the GTS. MVP is down and out of nowhere Jeff goes for the Swanton and hits it. Punk goes for the pin but Jeff picks him up and delivers a twist of fate. Punk is down. He goes for a new finisher that is a combination of a Jackhammer some kind of powerbomb.
Cover 1...2...3!!!
Winner and new World Heavyweight Champion : MVP
Teddy Long comes over the titantron screen : Vince , we'll see you Monday night playa...holla at me!!!
Smackdown draws to a close as MVP as MVP stands on the top turnbuckle with Jeff and Punk down and out as he holds up the belt and laughs and signals this will be a long reign.