Wrestlezone Tournament Draw LD

[Dave]

That's how an anti-climax should be done.

 

[Tenta]

How the Hell did we miss Terry funk?!??!

Randy Orton goes out in the first round.

Calling. It. Now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Orton vs. Funk. Fuck it, Orton can go out. I'm not watching any of Funk's shit matches, and I'm not talking the hardcore ones.

 

[Shocky]

Gotcha, Orton v. Funk and Austin v. Yoko?

 

[klunderbunker]

And yes, that leaves Yokozuna, and the final card, of all people, has Stone Cold Steve Austin on it.

 

[Барбоса]

Orton vs. Funk. Fuck it, Orton can go out. I'm not watching any of Funk's shit matches, and I'm not talking the hardcore ones.

Terry Funk has wrestled non-hardcore matches?

Who knew

 

[Phoenix]

Sub City 4: Staples Center - Los Angeles, California
1. Marty Jannetty vs. Bruiser Brody
2. Jake Roberts vs. Rikishi
3. Randy Orton vs. Terry Funk
4. Yokozuna vs. Steve Austin

 

[Tastycles]

Tastycles' odds to win the whole tournament

Steve Austin - 6/1
Yokozuna - 330/1

 

[Phoenix]

Final Draw

CHICAGO Region

Sub City 1: Bell Center - Montreal, Quebec, Canada
1. Sting vs. Hayabusa
2. Magnum T.A. vs. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams
3. Nick Bockwinkle vs. El Canek
4. Kurt Angle vs. Billy Graham

Sub City 2: American Airlines Arena - Miami, Florida
1. Justin Thunder Liger vs. Kerry Von Erich
2. Arn Anderson vs. Iron Sheik
3. Abyss vs. Jumbo Tsuruta
4. Mick Foley vs. La Parka

Sub City 3: Pepsi Center - Denver, Colorado
1. Shane Douglas vs. El Santo
2. Booker T vs. Bruno Sammartino
3. Jeff Jarrett vs:Shawn Michaels
4. Dory Funk Jr. vs. Jeff Hardy

Sub City 4: Madison Square Garden - New York City
1. Randy Savage vs. Kane
2. Owen Hart vs. Jun Akiyama
3. Bret Hart vs. Edge
4. Kenta Kobashi vs. Tito Santana


TORONTO Region

Sub City 1: TD Garden - Boston, Massachusetts
1. Jimmy Snuka vs. Gorgeous George
2. Goldberg vs. Stu Hart
3. Kevin Nash vs. Bobo Brazil
4. Dynamite Kid vs. Dusty Rhodes

Sub City 2: BC Place - Vancouver, Canada
1. The Fabulous Moolah vs. Hulk Hogan
2. Brock Lesnar vs. Triple H
3. Tully Blanchard vs The Undertaker
4. Bob Backlund vs. AJ Styles

Sub City 3: Scottrade Center - St. Louis, Missouri
1. Mitsuhara Misawa vs. Lou Thesz
2. Tatsumi Fujinami vs. The Rock
3. Toshiaki Kawada vs. Lex Luger
4. Ted DiBiase vs. Jerry Lawler

Sub City 4: Palace of Auburn Hills - Detroit, Michigan
1. Abdullah the Butcher vs. Ultimate Warrior
2. Sheamus vs. Terry Gordy
3. Curt Hennig vs. Christian
4. Sgt. Slaughter vs. John Cena

TOKYO Region

Sub City 1: Rupp Arena - Lexington, Kentucky
1. Dustin Rhodes vs. King Kong Bundy
2. Rhino vs. Rick Martel
3. Antonio Rocca. vs. Raven
4. Chris Benoit vs. Desmond Wolfe

Sub City 2: Reunion Arena - Dallas. Texas
1. Barry Windham vs. The Miz
2. Ricky Steamboat vs. Larry Zbyszko
3. Antonio Inoki vs. CM Punk
4. Samoa Joe vs. Giant Baba

Sub City 3: Cow Palace - San Francisco, California
1. Bryan Danielson vs. DDP
2. Sid vs. Batista
3. Christopher Daniels vs. Ric Flair
4. British Bulldog vs. Paul Orndorff

Sub City 4: First Union Center - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
1. JBL vs. Stevie Richards
2. The Berkzerker vs. Harley Race
3. Eddie Guerrero vs. Jerry Lynn
4. Jack Swagger vs. Pedro Morales

MEXICO CITY Region

Sub City 1: Meadowlands - East Rutherford, New Jersey
1. Mike Awesome vs. Rick Rude
2. Scott Steiner vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
3. Dean Malenko vs. Great Muta
4. Michael Hayes vs. Chris Jericho

Sub City 2: Key Arena - Seattle, Washington
1. Ahmed Johnson vs. Buddy Rogers
2. Bobby Lashley vs. Tiger Mask I
3. Lance Storm vs. Roddy Piper
4. Vader vs. Mil Mascaras

Sub City 3: Greensboro Coliseum - Greensboro, North Carolina
1. Big Show vs. André The Giant
2. Rey Mysterio vs. Scott Hall
3. Stan Hansen vs. Brian Pillman
4. Taz vs. Rob Van Dam

Sub City 4: Staples Center - Los Angeles, California
1. Marty Jannetty vs. Bruiser Brody
2. Jake Roberts vs. Rikishi
3. Randy Orton vs. Terry Funk
4. Yokozuna vs. Steve Austin

 

[Shocky]

Besides that whole NWA champion in the 70's thing?

Yoko v. Austin, let the IC spin cycle begin.

 

[klunderbunker]

And we are DONE.

3 hours and 19 minutes. That's like a LOTR movie.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Some selections leave me scratching my head. No Khali? In his prime, he was dominant. He manhandled the Undertaker, Kane, Batista... was world champion.

 

[Uncle Sam]

3 hours and 19 minutes. That's like a LOTR movie.

And, despite the bemusing lack of anything interesting, still better than the second two.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Moolah and the Berserker, but no Farooq?

 

[HBK-aholic]

You need to make another thread now with the matches, and the staff who chose, and get people to guess which picks each staff member chose.

 

[klunderbunker]

Ok so here are the staff picks, minus the staff. You guess who is who.

Bobo Brazil
Bobby Lashley
Sheamus
The Miz
Iron Sheik
King Kong Bundy
Tito Santana
Fabulous Moolah
Hayabusa
Rick Martel
Jack Swagger
The Beserker
Antonino Rocca
Stu Hart
Desmond Wolfe
Christopher Daniels
Mil Mascaras
Ahmed Johnson
Jun Akiyama
Tiger Mask I
Michael Hayes
Terry Gordy
Marty Jannetty
Rikishi
Pedro Morales
Lance Storm
Dr. Death Steve Williams
Stevie Richards
Toshiaki Kawada
Tatsumi Fujinami
El Canek
La Parka
Dustin Rhodes
Abyss

IC
Sly
X
Lee
KB
Becca
CM
D-Man
FTS
JMT
Norcal
Phoenix
TM
Tasty
Tdigle
Lariat
Shocky

Match em up. And no staff do this as you can see the list.

 

[Tastycles]

Mexico City eight

Bam Bam Bigelow
Chris Jericho
Ahmed Johnson
Vader
Andre
Rob Van Dam
Jake Roberts
Steve Austin

 

[X]

Terry Funk has wrestled non-hardcore matches?

Who knew

Please tell me you're being facetious Barbosa.

 

[Shocky]

Unfortunately Terry Funk's world title reign was in the 70's, so most people don't realize what he was.

 

[Барбоса]

Please tell me you're being facetious Barbosa.

Facetious, ironic, sarcastic, false and a whole load of other adjectives that suggest that I was talking the piss

 

[Lee]

Moolah and the Berserker, but no Farooq?

DAMN

 

[X]

Unfortunately Terry Funk's world title reign was in the 70's, so most people don't realize what he was.

Yeah but I mean at the very least anyone who considers themselves more than just a casual wrestling fan should be familiar with his late 80s run in WCW and his feud with Flair, including the greatest I Quit match of all time.

 

[Tastycles]

Complete Tastycles odds:

Spoiler

Shawn Michaels 3/1
Bret Hart 5/1
The Undertaker 6/1
Steve Austin 6/1
Harley Race 10/1
The Rock 15/1
Sting 15/1
Randy Savage 20/1
Edge 20/1
Randy Orton 20/1
Mitsuhara Misawa 20/1
Ric Flair 25/1
Hulk Hogan 25/1
Kurt Angle 25/1
Big Van Vader 33/1
Chris Jericho 33/1
Goldberg 33/1
Brock Lesnar 33/1
John Cena 33/1
Chris Benoit 33/1
Jushin Liger 33/1
AJ Styles 33/1
Ultimate Warrior 40/1
Kenta Kobashi 40/1
Rob Van Dam 40/1
Triple H 40/1
Mick Foley 40/1
CM Punk 50/1
Curt Hennig 50/1
Dynamite Kid 50/1
Andre The Giant 50/1
Ted DiBiase 50/1
Terry Funk 66/1
The Great Muta 66/1
Bam Bam Bigelow 66/1
Rey Mysterio 66/1
Jeff Hardy 66/1
Big Show 66/1
Eddie Guerrero 66/1
Batista 80/1
British Bulldog 80/1
Diamond Dallas Page 80/1
Bruno Sammartino 80/1
Owen Hart 80/1
Lance Storm 80/1
Samoa Joe 80/1
Stan Hansen 100/1
El Canek 100/1
Jeff Jarrett 100/1
Ricky Steamboat 100/1
Kevin Nash 100/1
Scott Steiner 100/1
Roddy Piper 100/1
Christian 100/1
Lou Thesz 125/1
Kane 125/1
Lex Luger 125/1
Jack Swagger 125/1
Tully Blanchard 125/1
Booker T 125/1
Jake Roberts 125/1
Raven 150/1
Brian Pillman 150/1
Arn Anderson 150/1
Rick Rude 150/1
Scott Hall 150/1
Bob Backlund 150/1
Bruiser Brody 150/1
Antonio Inoki 150/1
Bobby Lashley 250/1
Barry Windham 250/1
Rhino 250/1
Christopher Daniels 250/1
Tatsumi Fujinami 250/1
The Miz 250/1
Sid Vicious 250/1
Magnum TA 250/1
Abyss 250/1
Shane Douglas 250/1
Mike Awesome 250/1
Dusty Rhodes 250/1
Jun Akiyama 330/1
Toshiaki Kawada 330/1
Taz 330/1
Buddy Rogers 330/1
Yokozuna 330/1
Sheamus 330/1
Bryan Danielson 330/1
Dr. Death 330/1
Tito Santana 500/1
Billy Graham 500/1
Sgt. Slaughter 500/1
Jimmy Snuka 500/1
Tiger Mask 1 500/1
Nick Bockwinkel 500/1
Kerry Von Erich 500/1
JBL 500/1
Iron Sheik 500/1
Ahmed Johnson 500/1
Mil Mascaras 500/1
Dean Malenko 500/1
Pedro Morales 500/1
Larry Zbyszko 500/1
Terry Gordy 500/1
Nigel McGuinness 500/1
Dory Funk jr. 500/1
Paul Orndorff 500/1
Rick Martel 500/1
Rikishi 500/1
Jerry Lawler 500/1
Dustin Rhodes 1000/1
Hayabusa 1000/1
Bobo Brazil 1000/1
La Parka 1000/1
Stu Hart 1000/1
Antonino Rocca 1000/1
Michael Hayes 1000/1
Giant Baba 1000/1
El Santo 1000/1
Jumbo Tsuruta 1000/1
Georgeous George 1000/1
King Kong Bundy 1000/1
Abdullah The Butcher 1000/1
Marty Jannetty 2000/1
Jerry Lynn 2000/1
The Beserker 5000/1
Stevie Richards 5000/1
Fabulous Moolah 10000/1

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah but I mean at the very least anyone who considers themselves more than just a casual wrestling fan should be familiar with his late 80s run in WCW and his feud with Flair, including the greatest I Quit match of all time.

Phew. That was a close one. Thought I might not have been fulfilling my responsibilities, but I'm falling comfortably within my bracket.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

When will the brackets be up?