The 1-2-3 Killam
Mid-Card Championship Winner
We've had a lot of really cool looking championship belts over the vast history of professional wrestling. The Winged WWF title, the modern-era WWE Championship held by JBL, Brock Lesnar, Eddie Guerrero, etc., and even Cody Rhodes awesome new Intercontinental title belt!
But we've also had some TERRIBLE title designs... We are here to decide which one is the worst! For me it comes down to two belts, but there are many others to chose from:
The first is the US Title Spinner belt that John Cena debuted...because he could. What in the hell were they thinking with this one? The gaudy "I'M A FUCKING AMERICAN!" approach makes sense for his character now, but when he was a rapping heel? I just question the sanity of whoever designed that thing...
And then there's Jeff Hardy's Immortal title... Who in the hell decided Hardy's face needs to be artistically crafted not once, not twice...but three times onto a Championship belt? And while the crazy design of the metal is one thing, the leather does not need to be crafted to match exactly. How would wear a belt with that many ins and outs, and jagged lines? And then the ONE orange gem that pops out on the left because it is completely against the color scheme... I feel like Matt, Jeff, RVD, and Hogan got together, smoked a few bowls, and started crapping on a piece of paper. When they got bored, the finger painted on a wall with it, and when Hardy stood in front of it, Hogan had a high-induced epiphany!
But we've also had some TERRIBLE title designs... We are here to decide which one is the worst! For me it comes down to two belts, but there are many others to chose from:
The first is the US Title Spinner belt that John Cena debuted...because he could. What in the hell were they thinking with this one? The gaudy "I'M A FUCKING AMERICAN!" approach makes sense for his character now, but when he was a rapping heel? I just question the sanity of whoever designed that thing...
And then there's Jeff Hardy's Immortal title... Who in the hell decided Hardy's face needs to be artistically crafted not once, not twice...but three times onto a Championship belt? And while the crazy design of the metal is one thing, the leather does not need to be crafted to match exactly. How would wear a belt with that many ins and outs, and jagged lines? And then the ONE orange gem that pops out on the left because it is completely against the color scheme... I feel like Matt, Jeff, RVD, and Hogan got together, smoked a few bowls, and started crapping on a piece of paper. When they got bored, the finger painted on a wall with it, and when Hardy stood in front of it, Hogan had a high-induced epiphany!