Wrestlemania 29
The Good
Triple H VS Brock Lesnar
Wow. Both guys really beat the hell out of each other in this match, and Brock was truly an unstoppable beast at times. A brutal and hard hitting match, and I loved every second of this one. And I SERIOUSLY believed Lesnar would tap during the Triple H locks on the Kimura, Brock slams him on the steel steps, and repeat sequence. Brilliant selling by Lesnar, and I know it would've pissed a lot of people off if Brock tapped (the pro wrestling guy defeating a legit MMA fighter defying logic complaint), but it would've been the sweetest form of revenge for Triple H.
With all that said, the career on the line stipulation still felt very unnecessary. I can believe in Brock Lesnar defeating Triple H, but retiring him? Just no. They should've stopped at the No Holds Barred stipulation, because I never believed in the legit possibility of Triple H's career coming to an end. And I'm glad Shawn stuck to an enforcer style role in this match. No more Triple H VS Shawn. Thank God.
CM Punk VS The Undertaker
The crowd helped bring this match to another level. The stunned reactions from the Jersey crowd towards the end were just priceless. Taker and Punk's facial expressions were fantastic, especially Punk's "what do I have to do to beat this guy!" reactions. Punk hitting Old School, the back and forth counters, and the hard Tombstone at the end. The action and the suspense kept me on the edge of my seat, and deep down inside, I knew Taker would go 21-0, but I still had a great time watching this one.
The Rock VS John Cena II
Didn't have the zing and shocking ending from the first match, but I still enjoyed it. Started out slow, but it really picked up towards the end. Problem is, we all knew Cena would win, because....well, he should win. There was literally no reason at all for Rock to retain the title, because this was all about John Cena's redemption.
The So-So/ Thumbs In The Middle Stuff
Alberto Del Rio VS Jack Swagger
Eh, I was really pulling for Swagger to win the title, but it wasn't going to happen. Although, considering his recent legal troubles, I thought Vince and company would have Jack job to Del Rio in a Bryan-esque loss. Kind of a dull match for the most part, and I really couldn't get into it. Oh, Swagger and Zeb came out in an ATV to one of the best theme songs in WWE???? How could they cut that out from the actual televised show? Ugh, I guess they didn't have time, because WWE felt the need to run a bunch of Rock/Cena promos throughout the night.
Fandango VS Chris Jericho
Not a terrible match, and the right man one. Getting a rub from Jericho at Mania should give Fandango a nice boost, and I'll admit, Fandango's dancing antics during the match brought a few chuckles out of me. Although, the match was horribly repetitive at times with Fandango CONSTANTLY going for the top rope leg drop.
The Miz VS Wade Barrett
Decent pre-show match, and a solid warm-up for the big show. Miz has the strap now, but he's still an awful face. Maybe the IC title will help him, who knows. Guess we'll just have to wait and see.
The Bad
The Shield VS Big Show, Sheamus, & Randy Orton
Lots of action and cool spots (Orton's RKO on Rollins after jumping from the top rope), but man did the ending piss me off. WHY oh why is anyone really going to care about Big Show as a full-blown heel again? Sheamus could've used the turn, but not Orton. I still believe the fans will cheer him louder and louder, if he becomes the dark, psychotic heel again, forcing an inevitable turn back to face. Yeah, The Shield picked up a big win at Wrestlemania, but Big Show sulking on the apron, and throwing WMDs at Sheamus and Orton felt so anticlimactic.
Mark Henry VS Ryback
Shit.
That's the only word I can use to describe this match. Henry basically DESTROYED Ryback for the majority of the match, and he wins on a fluke? And to top it off, they save the big Shellshock moment for a post-match melee? Unbelievable. They wasted the one must-see moment in this match on a meaningless post-match beatdown. Ryback was climbing up the ranks again, but his momentum took another hit tonight.
On the other hand, Henry's victory here reminded of his victory over Sheamus at Summerslam 2011. Remember, Henry was starting to gain some real momentum, and crushing Sheamus was a big turning point for him. Since his return, Henry is picking up a lot of momentum, reminiscent of his rise to a WHC run in 2011. He defeated Ryback at Wrestlemania, but it was a fluke, and the win won't have the same impact as Henry driving Sheamus through the security barricades at Summerslam.
Team Hell No VS Big. E Langston & Dolph Ziggler
Stagnant at times, and very uninteresting overall. This just felt like a standard tag match, and Bryan and Kane have done all they can do together as champs, so I don't know where they could go from here. At least the cameramen got some nice shots of AJ.
Diddy
Well, I really underestimated how bad this could be. Diddy was fucking atrocious. It sounded like he was mumbling through all of his songs, I could barely hear him, and I sure his hell couldn't understand what he was saying most of the time. A jumbled and discombobulated mash-up of songs, and "I'm Coming Home" was a terrible finale.
Didn't see Sweet T, Brodus, and The Girls VS Rhode Scholars & The Bellas. Guess they bumped it from the show, didn't care.
A hit-and-miss show for me. Some good, some so-so stuff, and some bad. But I really enjoyed the main event. Cena mocking his fuck-up from last year brought me to tears in laughter. He just hit the ropes, and held on, mocking Rock with a "Nah. It ain't gonna happen again, buddy." But I hope it's the end for Rock VS Cena. They FINALLY embraced each other in a respectful way to close the show. Cena let Rock have the ring for his moment with the fans, and they raised each other's hands at the end of the show. They showed the ultimate sign of respect towards each other tonight. Rock has his one win, and Cena has his redemption. Let it rest now.
Overall Grade: B-