Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
I'll have to go with... CM Punk.
UWF Mock Draft VI
- Thread starter Nathan
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CM Punk = Kendrick.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Wrong.
Haaa. Have fun with that one!
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
I'll take Owen Hart.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
I think I know anyways.
I'm up, right?
6. Diamond Dallas Page
7. MVP
7. MVP
I was thinking about snagging DDP. As a kid, I loved the guy!
RKO vs Diamond Cutter = Love.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Damn, I was looking at Kennedy, Perfect, Flair, AND DDP as potential picks this round.
Alright, I guess I'll take "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith.
Alright, I guess I'll take "The British Bulldog" Davey Boy Smith.
Papa Shango
Frontman of the WZ Band!!
Mine's the best. The rest all suck somethin' awful 
Backstory:
Howard Finkel : Hello, and welcome to the debut of the new wrestling phenomenon, Just Pure Wrestling!
Crowd Pops Loudly.
Howard Finkel: Introducing first, the General Manager of Just Pure Wrestling, Vincent Kennedy McMahon!
Crowd Boos as McMahon walks out from the back with his usual swagger to the sound of No Chance. Vince climbs into the ring and rips the mic from Finkels hands. Crowd quietens down as McMahon begins to speak.
Vince McMahon: After my extremely successful company, the WWE (Crowd Pops), closed down, I had a dream. A dream that one day I could start another company that not only has the success the WWE had, but build the foundations for another wrestling business boom.
When I was sat at home, mulling this over, I thought of the reason the WWE closed down. That reason is that in the WWE, there were clowns who had no wrestling experience and were just there for the pay check and the cheap thrill. Steroids were back, performers were dying, all because of the WWE! Another reason WWE was getting ratings of low 2s and high 1s at the end of its stint on TV, was because of the fact that it wasnt wresting anymore, it was entertainment, PG entertainment.
So when I returned to wrestling in this company, I convinced people that there could be a great balance between Pure Wrestling and Entertainment, so the federation I have created is called Just Pure Wrestling (Crowd Pops). But for those of you who love to be entertained by promos and the like, I have signed a superstar that can electrify crowds, turn heads of even non-wrestling fans. That man is not the peoples champion anymore, he is the corporate champion, THE ROCK!!!
The rocks theme music hits and he comes down to the ring to a mixed reaction, some going wild, others booing loudly as the most controversial superstar in the history of professional wrestling, The Rock made his way down to the ring. Vince handed him the microphone and went outside the ring to collect a briefcase from Finkel as The Rock began to talk.
The Rock: Finallyyyy The Rock, Has Come Back To Professional Wrestling (Crowd Pops Wildly). And I just have one thing to say to THE MILLIONS (Crowd: And Millions) of The Rocks fans Who in the blue hell do you think you are? (Crowd Boos) You think that as soon as soon as I decide to return to wrestling, I will start to love you again and you can love me back. Well Ill tell you something, if I could I would check each and every one of your asses into Smackdown Hotel on Candy Ass Boulevard and lay the SMACKDOWN all over your candy asses! (Crowd boos maliciously) But I cant since I have to be presented with my Title Belt.
Vince McMahon walks back into the ring with the Briefcase, which he opens to reveal a gold plated World Championship belt with the words The Rock encrusted on the name-plate in solid Silver. The Rock takes the belt as McMahon raises his arm as he and The Rock stand in the ring, triumphant. Rock begins to talk.
The Rock: This my friends, is the dawning of a new era in professional wrestling The is the New Corporate Ministry. This corporation will be led by me and will include another singles competitor and a tag team, which will be revealed later in the draft. But first Vince, I think youd better announce the 2nd draft pick, who will be my opponent for JPWs 1st PPV, Night Of Legends.
Vince takes the mic.
Vince: Thank you Rocky, and the 2nd pick of the JPW draft is none other than
Vince is cut off by the sound of familiar music as the lights go out and one spotlight illuminates the rafters above as the crowd goes wild for STING!!! Sting has a mic and begins to talk.
Sting: Vince, a higher power in the company than you agreed to sign me to a deal if I.....I take what is rightfully mine at Night Of Legends, The Rocks Pure Wrestling Title!
The crowd goes wild as the show ends.
Howard Finkel : Hello, and welcome to the debut of the new wrestling phenomenon, Just Pure Wrestling!
Crowd Pops Loudly.
Howard Finkel: Introducing first, the General Manager of Just Pure Wrestling, Vincent Kennedy McMahon!
Crowd Boos as McMahon walks out from the back with his usual swagger to the sound of No Chance. Vince climbs into the ring and rips the mic from Finkels hands. Crowd quietens down as McMahon begins to speak.
Vince McMahon: After my extremely successful company, the WWE (Crowd Pops), closed down, I had a dream. A dream that one day I could start another company that not only has the success the WWE had, but build the foundations for another wrestling business boom.
When I was sat at home, mulling this over, I thought of the reason the WWE closed down. That reason is that in the WWE, there were clowns who had no wrestling experience and were just there for the pay check and the cheap thrill. Steroids were back, performers were dying, all because of the WWE! Another reason WWE was getting ratings of low 2s and high 1s at the end of its stint on TV, was because of the fact that it wasnt wresting anymore, it was entertainment, PG entertainment.
So when I returned to wrestling in this company, I convinced people that there could be a great balance between Pure Wrestling and Entertainment, so the federation I have created is called Just Pure Wrestling (Crowd Pops). But for those of you who love to be entertained by promos and the like, I have signed a superstar that can electrify crowds, turn heads of even non-wrestling fans. That man is not the peoples champion anymore, he is the corporate champion, THE ROCK!!!
The rocks theme music hits and he comes down to the ring to a mixed reaction, some going wild, others booing loudly as the most controversial superstar in the history of professional wrestling, The Rock made his way down to the ring. Vince handed him the microphone and went outside the ring to collect a briefcase from Finkel as The Rock began to talk.
The Rock: Finallyyyy The Rock, Has Come Back To Professional Wrestling (Crowd Pops Wildly). And I just have one thing to say to THE MILLIONS (Crowd: And Millions) of The Rocks fans Who in the blue hell do you think you are? (Crowd Boos) You think that as soon as soon as I decide to return to wrestling, I will start to love you again and you can love me back. Well Ill tell you something, if I could I would check each and every one of your asses into Smackdown Hotel on Candy Ass Boulevard and lay the SMACKDOWN all over your candy asses! (Crowd boos maliciously) But I cant since I have to be presented with my Title Belt.
Vince McMahon walks back into the ring with the Briefcase, which he opens to reveal a gold plated World Championship belt with the words The Rock encrusted on the name-plate in solid Silver. The Rock takes the belt as McMahon raises his arm as he and The Rock stand in the ring, triumphant. Rock begins to talk.
The Rock: This my friends, is the dawning of a new era in professional wrestling The is the New Corporate Ministry. This corporation will be led by me and will include another singles competitor and a tag team, which will be revealed later in the draft. But first Vince, I think youd better announce the 2nd draft pick, who will be my opponent for JPWs 1st PPV, Night Of Legends.
Vince takes the mic.
Vince: Thank you Rocky, and the 2nd pick of the JPW draft is none other than
Vince is cut off by the sound of familiar music as the lights go out and one spotlight illuminates the rafters above as the crowd goes wild for STING!!! Sting has a mic and begins to talk.
Sting: Vince, a higher power in the company than you agreed to sign me to a deal if I.....I take what is rightfully mine at Night Of Legends, The Rocks Pure Wrestling Title!
The crowd goes wild as the show ends.