If you pick who I want, you can fucking have Triple H mate.
Deal. And onto the picks...
Shane McMahon, LWE owner, stands proudly in the centre of the ring in which he will make history soon enough. He raises his microphone, and the raucous crowd goes silent like someone hit a switch, completly in command of Shan'e power and authority.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, as of late I'm a man of few words, letting my actions speak for themselves. As they say, like goes to like, so here's a man who's let his in-ring ability speak for itself...
The Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit!"
Benoit marches to the ring, his entrance music bearly audible over chants of "Benoit!" and "LWE!" Benoit reaches the ring, and takes up a microphone. He raises it to his mouth... and doesn't get in a word. Because of that ominous sound... of glass shattering.
Austin walks out onto the stage, wearing the original 3:16 skull t-shirt and, preposterously, carrying the Smoking Skull heavyweight championship, now with "LWE" emblazoned across the skull's forehead. Austin reaches the ring, rolling straight in and holds the title belt above his head. He grabs the microphone, and the crowd are straight into gear.
"How you doing son? (What?) You ok? (What?) You feeling good? (What?) You alright? (What?) Happy to be here? (What?) Pleased? (What?) Overjoyed? (What?) Well son, let me tell you, (What?) you shouldn't be. (What?) Because, son, (What?) you're in the yard of a superstar. (What?) The reason I'm wearing this (What?) and carrying this (What?) is that the last time we faced off was back in this era. (What?) The era of 3:16 (What?) Stone Cold (What?) Attitude (What?) Ass kicking (What?) Finger raising (What?) Hell raising (What?) And son, now you're here... (What?) You will simply be the first victim of the new era (What?) An era that's..."
Austin's mic cuts off. And the sentance is finished by an unseen man backstage.
"An era that's Rated R!"
Edge walks out on stage to his music, microphone in hand. "You're right, Austin. You're simply showing that you're an old man. A has-been. You're past it. You're done, you're finished. A 12 inch mix in a world of downloads. As far as I'm concerned, you're both victims of LWE's newest and best superstar. LWE's Rated R Superstar with a Triple X Complex, Edge!"
Austin stares up at the man on the stage. Benoit rolls out of the ring, and heads for Edge, who runs backstage. Austin turns round, basking in the crowd's cheers. Suddenly, he grabs Shane's mic and yells "If that's what he thinks... he's in for an ass kicking. And that's the bottom line..." Out of nowhere, he stuns McMahon, and grabs the mic. "No... THAT'S the bottom line, 'cos Stone Cold said so!"
To make it simple:
LWE Roster in full:
Stone Cold
Chris Benoit
Edge
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