Ultimate Wrestling Fantasy: Mock Draft

[C.M.]

OneBigWill,wholef'nshow & myself already have 20 wrestlers

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Uhm, yeah.. like cmlv18 said.. I already have 20 wrestlers, are we selecting more than 20 & noone informed me, or changed the front page brackets?!

Mr(s.) Sam, you need to pick & Colamania needs to pick. The rest of us have already finished our roster, most likely with our Tag Team reserves.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No more than twenty, unless you guys all think you need more to produce a single card. I'll make my last pick soon and then I'll give everyone a couple of days to make any trades and put their final cards together.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was absolutely certain someone had this guy, if they do, don't hesitate to tell me but my pick is: Homicide.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Wow, I'm almost slightly amazed that we've seemingly, finally, made it to the end of our drafts. Wooo.. within a week, we should be fully underway with our Supershows!

This is going to be completely awesome. Good luck everyone, its definately going to be tough & close.

*Edit* Aerandir HAD Homicide

 

[Uncle Sam]

Doesn't Colamania still have to make two picks? Or did I miss something? Anyway, everyone expect trade requests to be coming your way soon.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Uncle Sam]

This is my card as it stands before any trades:

Paul Heyman Presents:
North American Independent Championship Wrestling
Origins
A Time-Limitless Extravaganza

Main Event
Tables, Ladders & Chairs
Edge vs. Christian Cage

NAICW Pure Championship
60 Minute Ultimate Submission
Low Ki vs. Taz

NAICW World Heavyweight Tag Team Championship
Three Corner Elimination
British Bulldogs vs. AJ Styles & Austin Aries vs. Harlem Heat

Icon vs. Icon
No. 1 Contender Tournament
Round 1, Match 4
The Rock vs. The Undertaker

Last Man Standing
Abyss vs. Nigel McGuinness

Legend vs. Legend
No. 1 Contender Tournament
Round 1, Match 3
Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett

No. 1 Contender Tournament
No Holds Barred
Round 1, Match 2
Mike Awesome vs. Homicide

No. 1 Contender Tournament
Round 1, Match 1
Bryan Danielson vs. Ken Shamrock​

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Colamania]

Mrs Sam, I only need to make one more pick. I picked Judas Mesias (Ricky Banderas) on the last page. It was the big "screen shatters" storyline. Or did you miss that one?

The final draft pick comes to me...

Watch this space, CM final pick coming soon.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Mrs Sam, I only need to make one more pick. I picked Judas Mesias (Ricky Banderas) on the last page. It was the big "screen shatters" storyline. Or did you miss that one?

The final draft pick comes to me...

Watch this space, CM final pick coming soon.

Oh yea, I read that but I forgot who had it. Is a bit of a risky move picking someone that no one has yet seen in his current persona? Anyway, I'll anxiously anticipate your final pick.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Colamania]

A risky move? Of course it's a risky move! That's what the LWF is about. Besides, I've seen him wrestle before (as Ricky Banderas), and until he appears, he can just use the finishers he used as Banderas. He's a great wrestler, and a great addition to the Lightning Wrestling Federation.

Speaking of which...

 

[Colamania]

Shelton Benjamin and Super Crazy wrestle at a house show. They've had a pretty good match so far. Crazy goes to the top rope. Benjamin suddenly springs to his feet, and jumps to the top rope in one flight. Crazy pushes him sidewards. Benjamin lands on his feet on the arena floor - and a fan swings a chair, cracking him in the side of the head! The fan, wearing a Boogeyman mask, leaps over the security wall and grabs Benjamin. He throws Shelton into the wall, then smashes him in the ribs with a chair! Benjamin drops to the floor as security grab the man. In the confusion, the mask is ripped from his head - and it's revealed that the crazed fan is actually Charlie Haas! Haas yells "you had this coming! You had this coming!" Suddenly, Colamania walks out onto the stage. "OK... we all know that I admire people with guts... and by God, that was amazing! Charlie Haas, you are the final draft pick!"

The Final Draft: Charlie Haas

 

[Uncle Sam]

Colamania stands in the centre of the ring. He raises a microphone to his mouth, smiling. "To be frank, I am in shock. Shocked that this man wasn't picked up from the free agency after he ended up back there. Ladies and gentlemen, that last man to be drafted in this entire draft... here he is... Booker T!" T walks down to the ring, smile on his face as he steps back into wrestling. "Now Booker T is back! I am officially going to take the world by storm once again, now... can you dig that, Suckaaaaaa!" T high-fives Colamania, and they leave the ring"

The Final Draft: Booker T

Um... I've got Booker T. Sucka!

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Colamania]

Oh you do? Sorry, missed that one. Bollocks.

Hmm... thinking cap on.

 

[Colamania]

OK, i've edited my previous post.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Haas has two "a"s.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!

 

[Colamania]

Yeah, I know. Spelling mistake.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, I know. Spelling mistake.

Can't you get anything right!?

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Colamania]

Says the man who bet that Randy Orton would WIN at Summerslam.

*Smug look*

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, says the person that's supporting your mod campaign!

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Colamania]

Erm... ok, I admit, that shut my mouth.

Hot Damn, I got owned by Mrs. Sam!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

A.C.W. presents: "Deadly Games"
The following matches have been confirmed.

A.C.W. World Heavyweight Championship Tournament:
Deadly Games Tournament: Semi-Finals: Triple H. v. Scott Steiner
Deadly Games Tournament: Semi-Finals: Chris Benoit v. Batista

6 Man Anything Goes Tag Team Elimination: Sid Vicious & America's Most Wanted v. Vader & the Impact Players --------- (If Sid's team wins, he gets 5 minutes in the ring, alone, with Mr. McMahon)

Grudge Match: The Big Show v. Lex Luger

#1. Contender's/contract at the top: Tag Team Ladder Match: The Dudley Boyz (D-Von still on reserve) v. John Morrison & Kenny Dykstra
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
JUST ANNOUNCED:

Shawn Michaels v. Kane

Ric Flair addressed Dustin Rhodes promo the other night on acw.com, as a result the following, currently final, match has been made.

Texas Death Match: Ric Flair v. Dustin Rhodes

Card subject to change...

 

[Colamania]

LWF Relentless

Matches confirmed so far...

LWF Championship Match - Randy Orton vs Rob Van Dam

Winning Manager becomes GM - Bam Bam Bigelow w/ Shane O'Mac vs Judas Mesias w/ Jim Mitchell

Barbed Wire Massacre - Terry Funk vs Sabu

Steel Cage Match - Triple X vs The Hardyz

Second City Saints vs The Briscoe Brothers

Samoan Streetfight - Samoa Joe vs Umanga

JUST CONFIRMED - Charlie Haas vs Shelton Benjamin​

Stay tuned for more...

 

[Colamania]

Just a test to see if I can post, as I'm apparently imprisoned...

EDIT: Ah-hah, I can post! OK, I'm still able to post guys, so we'll just carry on as normal.

 

[Colamania]

LWF Strike!

Colamania stands ring centre, at the beginning of the first TV broadcast of the LWF, live from Birmingham's NIA. "Ladies and gentlemen, as you may know, most of the card for LWF's Relentless supershow..." he pauses and smiles as the crowd cheers "most of the card has been finalised, withholding possibilites of trades. There are still 2 wrestlers who are yet to have a match booked... those two wrestlers are Super Crazy and Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka. Now, if these two wrestled, I think we all know who would emerge as victor... so I'm making some changes to the card. Jimmy Snuka is one of the greats... therefore, he will be added to the LWF Championship match! It will now be Randy Orton vs Rob Van Dam vs Jimmy Snuka for the LWF Title!" The crowd pops for this huge announcement. CM smiles, then raises the microphone again... "As for Super Crazy... well, the fact is, he doesn't seem to fit in with any of the othr matches. He drafted himself in the first place... so I'm letting him do what he wants again! He has a choice... he can add himself to one of the following two match choices..."

A graphic comes up on the screen. On one side, Umaga and Samoa Joe are dsplayed. On the other, Terry Funk and Sabu!

"Super Crazy, you have until the end of the night to make your choice. Now, on to other business. Tonight, we will have a double mian event. That's right, two main events for the price of one! And both of them will have consiquences (can't spell that) for these... and presenting the objects of desire themselves... Birmingham City Manager himself, Steve Bruce!" The crowd pops as "Keep Right On" blasts through the speakers and Bruce walks to the ring, with a sparkling belt on each shoulder, and one round his waist. He unbuckles the belt form his waist, and hands all three belts to CM. He walks out of the arena to more cheers, as a good portion of the crowd sings along to Keep Right On. "Thank you, Steve. These... actually rather heavy belts are the LWF Tag Team titles, and the LWF United Kingdom title!" The crowd cheers yet again at the naming of the belt after their own country. "Tonight, we're going to see if rivals can work together. In the first main event, Christopher Daniels, Elix Skipper and Matt and Jeff Hardy will team up to take on CM Punk, Colt Cabana and Jay and Mark Briscoe, with the winning team having the tag titles on the line in their Relentless match! Furthermore, in the second main event, it will be a three way tag team match. Terry Funk & Sabu, vs. Samoa Joe & Umanga (crowd pops for CM's Regal-like mis-pronunciation of Umaga) vs The artists formerly known as The World's Greatest Tag Team, Haas and Benjamin. The winning team will have their match as the UK title match!" With these announcements, Strike goes to commercial.

To be continued...​

 

[Uncle Sam]

Umanga
​

Umanga? UMANGA!? What the hell is wrong with you? I get Samoa Joe by default now.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!