THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Pre-Show Stalwart
cmlv ur up bro.
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Ultimate Wrestling Fantasy: Mock Draft
- Thread starter Uncle Sam
- Start date
THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Pre-Show Stalwart
mr/mrs. sam u forgot to put that i have alex shelly on reserve with chris saban for the murder city machine guns. if u could change that i would greatly appreciate it. thanx.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Obviously, thanks to the departure of jpfizzle, I'm up again after cmlv18. If i'm offline when he makes his pick, it's pretty obvious that my next pick is Matt Hardy. So, when he makes his pick, just count Matt Hardy as my next one and then move on to TheOneBigWill.
Just to clearify, Colamania addressed that with this pick, he wanted Matt Hardy, so therefore.. I'd assume its my pick? I would like someone to confirm this, but because it'll be hours (I'd assume) before anyone gets on.. I'll go ahead & make my next pick in the following minutes..
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
Ladies & Gentlemen, with the Round 16/17th selection of the draft. A.C.W. brings to you....
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Dustin Rhodes walks out on stage, carrying a golden wig & vinyl golden tights. He makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans & the glamour, ignoring the glitter that falls from the sky & the flashing gold lights. Dustin asks for a microphone...
(Dustin)- "A little over a decade ago, I was brought into this business, remade into this business, as this.. this 'character' known as Goldust. About five years before that, I was asked to come in with my Father, Dusty. I debuted with my Father, but after only half a year or so.. I was told that I was stale. Me, the son of Dusty Rhodes, the American Dream.. was stale. So I basically got canned."
Dustin walks around the ring, as he allows the fans to accept what he's saying. Then begins to speak some more.
(Dustin)- "Now then, 1995, I was called & on the other end of the phone.. I had a business man tell me.. 'Dustin, we wanna bring you back, but not as yourself. No, we got the perfect gimmick, its guaranteed to get you over, you'll be the new Main Event, the next thing in Pro Wrestling.' So I said, what the hell, sure, why not. And there you have it.. 'Goldust' was born."
Once again, Dustin stops & allows the fans to understand what he's explaining. Dustin once again, begins to speak.
(Dustin)- "Now, fast forward to present. I was picked up by a company thats now no longer a company, the P4P. And wouldn't you know it, they debuted me.. as 'Goldust,' because once again, they obviously didn't think I could get over as myself. So now, right here, right now. I get a phone call from the same business man that called me back in 1995. Mr. Vince McMahon. He says to me, 'Dustin, we need you to finalize our roster. We have everyone to Main Event, & everyone to open, but we need the perfect fit to fill the card & you're everything we'd ever need.' So I said, you screwed me once, but I'm willing to forgive & forget.. just let me be myself & I'll get your company ratings. So he agrees & I come here to debut.. this.. "
(holds up the Golden attire) "This is the shit they gave me when I arrived at the building. I'm told.. 'Mr. McMahon would like you to become 'Goldust' once again, because the crowd loves it.' Well.. McMahon, you, along with anyone in this arena who can't respect me enough to allow me to be who I am.. can kiss my ass & go straight to hell!"
(Dustin throws the Golden attire on the ground) "I'm here as the next selection for A.C.W.. The contract is final, the spot is mine.. & McMahon, I promise you.. you'll never.. NEVER.. forget the name of.. Dustin.. Rhodes!"
A.C.W. with its 16th Round/17th Selection: Dustin Rhodes
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Dustin Rhodes walks out on stage, carrying a golden wig & vinyl golden tights. He makes his way to the ring, ignoring the fans & the glamour, ignoring the glitter that falls from the sky & the flashing gold lights. Dustin asks for a microphone...
(Dustin)- "A little over a decade ago, I was brought into this business, remade into this business, as this.. this 'character' known as Goldust. About five years before that, I was asked to come in with my Father, Dusty. I debuted with my Father, but after only half a year or so.. I was told that I was stale. Me, the son of Dusty Rhodes, the American Dream.. was stale. So I basically got canned."
Dustin walks around the ring, as he allows the fans to accept what he's saying. Then begins to speak some more.
(Dustin)- "Now then, 1995, I was called & on the other end of the phone.. I had a business man tell me.. 'Dustin, we wanna bring you back, but not as yourself. No, we got the perfect gimmick, its guaranteed to get you over, you'll be the new Main Event, the next thing in Pro Wrestling.' So I said, what the hell, sure, why not. And there you have it.. 'Goldust' was born."
Once again, Dustin stops & allows the fans to understand what he's explaining. Dustin once again, begins to speak.
(Dustin)- "Now, fast forward to present. I was picked up by a company thats now no longer a company, the P4P. And wouldn't you know it, they debuted me.. as 'Goldust,' because once again, they obviously didn't think I could get over as myself. So now, right here, right now. I get a phone call from the same business man that called me back in 1995. Mr. Vince McMahon. He says to me, 'Dustin, we need you to finalize our roster. We have everyone to Main Event, & everyone to open, but we need the perfect fit to fill the card & you're everything we'd ever need.' So I said, you screwed me once, but I'm willing to forgive & forget.. just let me be myself & I'll get your company ratings. So he agrees & I come here to debut.. this.. "
(holds up the Golden attire) "This is the shit they gave me when I arrived at the building. I'm told.. 'Mr. McMahon would like you to become 'Goldust' once again, because the crowd loves it.' Well.. McMahon, you, along with anyone in this arena who can't respect me enough to allow me to be who I am.. can kiss my ass & go straight to hell!"
(Dustin throws the Golden attire on the ground) "I'm here as the next selection for A.C.W.. The contract is final, the spot is mine.. & McMahon, I promise you.. you'll never.. NEVER.. forget the name of.. Dustin.. Rhodes!"
A.C.W. with its 16th Round/17th Selection: Dustin Rhodes
THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Pre-Show Stalwart
my next pick just took the EWA to a new level of perfection. MR PERFECT.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW has sent me a PM stating that he would like the following pick..
The Hardcore Legend: MICK FOLEY!!
He also stated that Shelley & Hawk would be his reserve guys on their respective Tag Teams, but it looks like Mr(s.) Sam has taken care of that.
The Hardcore Legend: MICK FOLEY!!
He also stated that Shelley & Hawk would be his reserve guys on their respective Tag Teams, but it looks like Mr(s.) Sam has taken care of that.
TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
My final, remaining 3 Draft Selections will be my reserve Tag Team members. Except for this pick, which will be altered.
A.C.W. Has learned that Joey Mercury has failed, I repeat.. FAILED a talent test. He will no longer be joining John Morrison to reform M&M (not M.N.M. as stated way earlier) A.C.W. has also learned that John Morrison has requested the following superstar to be replaced as his Tag Team partner, to face the Dudleyz in their Ladder match.. so, without further ado.. I give you the Round 17/18th Selection:
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18. Kenny Dykstra
Mr(s.) Sam, could you please just write in my final two spots as my reserve Tag Team members.
19. Lance Storm (for Justin Credible)
20.D-Von Dudley (for Bubba Ray Dudley)
Also, if I MUST take Joey Mercury because I reserved him originally, than I will. However, if not (since Mercury isn't exactly high on being wanted as a single's star) then Kenny is my next pick, with my final two being the reserve ones. Thank You, A.C.W.'s draft is complete. (barring any disagreement from Mr(s.) Sam)
A.C.W. Has learned that Joey Mercury has failed, I repeat.. FAILED a talent test. He will no longer be joining John Morrison to reform M&M (not M.N.M. as stated way earlier) A.C.W. has also learned that John Morrison has requested the following superstar to be replaced as his Tag Team partner, to face the Dudleyz in their Ladder match.. so, without further ado.. I give you the Round 17/18th Selection:
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18. Kenny Dykstra
Mr(s.) Sam, could you please just write in my final two spots as my reserve Tag Team members.
19. Lance Storm (for Justin Credible)
20.D-Von Dudley (for Bubba Ray Dudley)
Also, if I MUST take Joey Mercury because I reserved him originally, than I will. However, if not (since Mercury isn't exactly high on being wanted as a single's star) then Kenny is my next pick, with my final two being the reserve ones. Thank You, A.C.W.'s draft is complete. (barring any disagreement from Mr(s.) Sam)
Shane O'Mac stands, ring centre, Bam Bam Bigelow still missing. "OK, let's make this quick. You see, I need to put something to rest. People think that Rob Van Dam and Sabu are competing as a tag team here in the LWF. Hell no! Just because they were drafted here together, doesn't mean they're gonna be a team. RVD... I have big plans for that man. And Sabu? Well, it's time to discover that one! Sabu will be wrestling... in a barbed wire massacre! Who will his opponent be? Only the man who he famously wrestled in a barbed wire match a long time ago... the Lightning Wrestling Federation's newest draft pick, Terry Freakin Funk!!!" Funk walks out onto the stage to amazing cheers! Suddenly, Sabu flies out behind him and nails him with a chair! Funk drops forwards, and Sabu dropkicks him in the ribs. Funk rolls - and drops off the stage! Sabu sets up the chair, takes a run up, and flies off the stage, crashing down onto Funk! The EMT's rush out to both Funk and Sabu as the lights go down...
New LWF Member: Terry Funk
New LWF Member: Terry Funk
Shane McMahon stands in the centre of the ring, looking very comfortable, Bam Bam Bigelow stood behind him once again. "Alright. Now, once and for all, this is going to change the world of..." and just like that, the lights go out. The screen suddenly lights up, the words "I'm Coming" displayed... this time in blood red. Suddenly, lights flare up, concentrated on the ring. Shane McMahon is stood alone! Another spotlight flares up, concentrated this time on the outside of the ring, the edge opposite from the entrance ramp. Bigelow lies there, knocked out cold, bleeding from the head. Suddenly, there is an ominous sound of glass cracking, and one other thing - evil laughing from backstage somewhere... the glass suddenly shatters, cascading once again down to the entrance ramp. A spotlight swings around to face the hole left in the stage. Stood there on the girders, amidst shards of glass, is one man...
Father James Mitchell!
"Oh yes! Shane McMahon... you thought you could just waltz in and take control of the Lightning Wrestling Federation? That was not going to happen without a fight! Jim Cornette is gone... but that does not leave you as the general manager! No... that leaves the LWF open for the taking! And right now... I'm taking it for myself!" Suddenly, all the lights go down. The lights shoot back up - and Judas Mesias is stood behind Shane! Shane turns straight into a spinebuster, and within seconds the La Patriota is locked in! Suddenly, a man walks into the arena from the entrance. He is not a tall man, but he gives off an aura of immense power. "Alright, alright, alright! This stops now! Banderas, Mesias, whatever you want to be called, let go of McMahon now!" Mesias drops McMahon and stands, staring at the man in the entranceway, glancing up about 30 feet above the man's head at Mitchell. "OK, that is it. First of all, allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Colin Russell-Ames. But you may call me... Colamania. I own this entire company! The fact is, McMahon, I do not believe what you did to Cornette. I allowed you to continue... because you had guts. But... blowing up 2 screens, sending your man into a warzone? That takes more than guts... that takes balls! So, right now, I'm officially announcing it: the next draft pick for the LWF is Ricky Banderas, aka Judas Mesias! And, at Relentless, it will be Bam Bam Bigelow vs Judas Mesias, and the winner's manager will take control of the LWF! Until then, I will conduct all on screen operations myself. I will se you 3... and Bigelow, but I doubt he can hear me - at Relentless!"
New LWF Member: Judas Mesias
If I do say so myself... that is how to write a storyline!
Father James Mitchell!
"Oh yes! Shane McMahon... you thought you could just waltz in and take control of the Lightning Wrestling Federation? That was not going to happen without a fight! Jim Cornette is gone... but that does not leave you as the general manager! No... that leaves the LWF open for the taking! And right now... I'm taking it for myself!" Suddenly, all the lights go down. The lights shoot back up - and Judas Mesias is stood behind Shane! Shane turns straight into a spinebuster, and within seconds the La Patriota is locked in! Suddenly, a man walks into the arena from the entrance. He is not a tall man, but he gives off an aura of immense power. "Alright, alright, alright! This stops now! Banderas, Mesias, whatever you want to be called, let go of McMahon now!" Mesias drops McMahon and stands, staring at the man in the entranceway, glancing up about 30 feet above the man's head at Mitchell. "OK, that is it. First of all, allow myself to introduce... myself. My name is Colin Russell-Ames. But you may call me... Colamania. I own this entire company! The fact is, McMahon, I do not believe what you did to Cornette. I allowed you to continue... because you had guts. But... blowing up 2 screens, sending your man into a warzone? That takes more than guts... that takes balls! So, right now, I'm officially announcing it: the next draft pick for the LWF is Ricky Banderas, aka Judas Mesias! And, at Relentless, it will be Bam Bam Bigelow vs Judas Mesias, and the winner's manager will take control of the LWF! Until then, I will conduct all on screen operations myself. I will se you 3... and Bigelow, but I doubt he can hear me - at Relentless!"
New LWF Member: Judas Mesias
If I do say so myself... that is how to write a storyline!
LWF Owner Colamania has confirmed the current card for the LWF's first supershow.
LWF Relentless!
Samoa Joe vs Umaga - Samoan Streetfight
Triple X vs The Hardyz - Steel Cage Match
The Briscoe Brothers vs 2nd City Saints
Bam Bam Bigelow w/ Shane McMahon vs Judas Mesias w/ James Mitchell - Winner's manager owns Fusion
Sabu vs Terry Funk - Barbed Wire Massacre
Samoa Joe vs Umaga - Samoan Streetfight
Triple X vs The Hardyz - Steel Cage Match
The Briscoe Brothers vs 2nd City Saints
Bam Bam Bigelow w/ Shane McMahon vs Judas Mesias w/ James Mitchell - Winner's manager owns Fusion
Sabu vs Terry Funk - Barbed Wire Massacre
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