Ultimate Wrestling Fantasy: Mock Draft

[Uncle Sam]

We all know how this works by now, so here's the table:

Mrs. Sam
Brand Name: NAICW
(North American Independent Championship Wrestling)
General Manager: Paul Heyman
Roster:
1. Kurt Angle
2. Edge
3. Christian Cage
4. AJ Styles
5. Austin Aries
6. Nigel McGuinness
7. Bryan Danielson
8. Low Ki
9. Thomas "Dynamite Kid" Billington
10. Davey Boy Smith
11. Jeff Jarrett
12. Abyss
13. Taz
14. Mike Awesome
15. The Rock
16. The Undertaker
17. Booker T
18. Stevie Ray
19. Ken Shamrock
20. Homicide

THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW
Brand Name: Eastern Wrestling Alliance
General Manager: Stephanie McMahon
Roster:
1. Bret Hart
2. "Macho Man" Randy Savage
3. Kevin Nash
4. Scott Hall
5. Animal
6. Hawk
7. Owen Hart
8. Shane Douglas
9. Teddy Hart
10. Chris Sabin
11. Alex Shelley
12. Rhyno
13. Carlito
14. Gangrel
15. Stone Cold Steve Austin
16. Raven
17. Sting
18. Brock Lesnar
19. Mr. Perfect
20. Mick Foley

TheOneBigWill
Brand Name: A.C.W.
(Authentic Championship Wrestling)
General Manager: Vince McMahon
Roster:
1. Chris Benoit
2. Triple H
3. The Big Show
4. Sid Vicious
5. Vader
6. Justin Credible
7. Lance Storm
8. Chris Harris
9. James Storm
10. Scott Steiner
11. John Morrison
12. Batista
12. Lex Luger
14. Shawn Michaels
15. Bubba Ray Dudley
16. D-Von Dudley
17. Ric Flair
18. Kane
19. Dustin Rhodes
20. Kenny Dykstra

Poo Monster
Brand Name: LWF
(Lightning Wrestling Federation)
General Manager: Jim Cornette
Roster:
1. Samoa Joe
2. CM Punk
3. Rob Van Dam
4. Sabu
5. Shelton Benjamin
6. Colt Cabana
7. Jay Briscoe
8. Mark Briscoe
9. Christopher Daniels
10. Elix Skipper
11. Super Crazy
12. Umaga
13. Jimmy "The Superfly" Snuka
14. Bam Bam Bigelow
15. Randy Orton
16. Matt Hardy
17. Jeff Jardy
18. Terry Funk
19. Judas Mesias
20. Charlie Haas

cmlv18
Brand Name: Independent Wrestling Federation
(IWF)
General Manager: William Regal
Roster:
1. Hulk Hogan
2. Chris Jericho
3. Mr. Kennedy
4. Goldberg
5. Eddie Gurrerro
6. Rey Mysterio
7. Chavo Gurrerro
8. JTG
9. Shad
10. Finlay
11. Paul Burchill
12. Lashley
13. Ultimo Dragon
14. MVP
15. The Great Khali
16. JBL
17. John Cena
18. Marcus Cor Von
19. Paul london
20. Brian Kendrick

New Free agents:

Wrestling V.1
Brand Name: Fusion
General Manager: Eric Bishoff
Roster:
4. Mick Foley
5. John Cena
6. Mr. Perfect
7. Rowdy Roddy Piper
8. Ken Shamrock
9. Dean Malenko
10. John "Bradshaw" Layfield
11. Dusty "The American Dream Rhodes
12. Cody Rhodes
14. Terry Funk
15. --
16. --
17. --
18. --
19. --
20. --

jpfizzle
Brand Name: Pound For Pound
(P4P)
General Manager: Ric Flair
Roster:
3. Jake "The Snake" Roberts
4. Jeff Hardy
5. Matt Hardy
6. THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
7. Booker T
8. Diamond Dallas Page
9. Road Dogg Jesse James
10. Goldust
11. Mr. Ass
12. FORFEIT
13. FORFEIT
14. X-Pac
15. --
16. --
17. --
18. --
19. --
20. --​

 

[Colamania]

Oh shit, yeah, V.1's guys are free agents!

DAMMIT! I already made my pick!

Pissed off now. Majorly.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Holy crap, ALL of WV.1's picks/selections have been made FAs? So, does that mean only 5 of us remain?

By the time we get around to finishing our roster.. theres probably going to only be one of us left.. hahaha

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So then, who's turn is it? Mr(s.) Sam's?? How long is WV.1 going to even be in prison? I mean, you're instantly eliminating him & we don't know if he'd miss the whole rest of the draft, do we?

 

[Colamania]

I'm P/O'ed that I already picked Orton. There's at least 5 guys on V.1's roster I would have prefered to Orton.

 

[Colamania]

I think it is Mrs Sam's turn, didn't WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW already make his pick?
(Sting. Check the old thread. Mrs Sam, you might wanna update before you pick).

I think this could be a good thing. The picks will move faster.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll be making my pick soon. And people rarely escape from the prison. That sick bastard Jake gives them hope and then snatches it away once he's toyed with them enough.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Colamania]

So then, who's turn is it?

Hot Damn, it's Mrs Sam's!

 

[Uncle Sam]

My next two picks: The Undertaker and The Rock. If anyone wants to offer a substantial trade for these two, I'll be listening. WFS, your turn.

 

[Colamania]

Substantial trade offers being accepted via PM?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Substantial trade offers being accepted via PM?

Indeed.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Colamania]

Hmm... there's some serious wheeling and dealing going on around here. I like it

For a teenager, i can be a wise ass when it comes to trades.

 

[Uncle Sam]

He can, it's true.

Hot damn, you drive a hard bargain Cola. I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Colamania]

Seriously... I'm not revealing information, but trust me, anyone who may be watching this thread with interest... the deals keep on coming for the LWF

 

[THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW]

my next pick: "THE NEXT BIG THING" BROCK LESNAR

 

[THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW]

we're droppin like flies over here. we certainly dont wanna lose anymore ppl so good luck to everyone whose left. i believe its theonebigwill's turn now. lets see wut u got.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm going to wait until we've all got full rosters to do any more trades. Probably.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Damn SHoW, I was hoping to pick Lesnar up.. lol I didn't honestly think you'd go for him.

Okay, so I guess that means my next pick is.. KANE!

 

[THe WHoLe FuCKiN SHoW]

ive been tryin to get lesnar this entire draft and last night i almost gave up 4 guys on my roster to trade for him. certainly glad that didnt work out considering i got him for free today.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Colamania, you're up baby!

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Cola is offline, & I have no clue what time it is there.. so I don't know if he'll be back on soon or not.

I wanted to clearify, with the recent impact thats happened.. I still have 3 reserve Tag Team members left. (D-Von Dudley, Lance Storm, & Joey Mercury) I have 4 remaining picks left. So I'm pushing picking up my reserve Tag Team members until my final 3, & picking up my last mystery pick in the next round/selection.. assuming he remains a FA.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Cola is offline, & I have no clue what time it is there.. so I don't know if he'll be back on soon or not.

I wanted to clearify, with the recent impact thats happened.. I still have 3 reserve Tag Team members left. (D-Von Dudley, Lance Storm, & Joey Mercury) I have 4 remaining picks left. So I'm pushing picking up my reserve Tag Team members until my final 3, & picking up my last mystery pick in the next round/selection.. assuming he remains a FA.

He better not be who I think he is, or you're getting the Undertaker in exchange.

Hot damn, I'm Mrs. Sam!!

 

[Colamania]

Hey guys. It's 23:56 here. Almost midnight. And the midnight hour is the perfect moment for this... I'm sure I'll shock a few people with this one.

"OK, OK. Here it comes..." Shane O'Mac stands nervously, centre of the ring, no Bigelow in sight. "Randy Orton, how dare you do this? How dare you take out my man, Bam Bam Bigelow? Well, because of that, I'm gonna be forced to make this short and sweet. The way I see this, the recent trade of AMW for RVD & Sabu left Triple X with a steel cage match... but without opponents. Well, not for long! Introducing, my newest pick for the LWF, he is the Charismatic Enigma, he is Jeff Hardy!"

LWF News: Following the selection of Jeff Hardy for the LWF Roster, it has been revealed that Matt Hardy is on reserve for the Lightning Wrestling Federation. Also, Shane O'Mac has confirmed that the Hardyz will fight Triple X inside a steel cage at the upcoming supershow extravaganza!



New LWF Member: Jeff Hardy (Matt Hardy reserved)

 

[Colamania]

Yo, cmlv18, you're up.

Obviously, thanks to the departure of jpfizzle, I'm up again after cmlv18. If i'm offline when he makes his pick, it's pretty obvious that my next pick is Matt Hardy. So, when he makes his pick, just count Matt Hardy as my next one and then move on to TheOneBigWill.

 

[Colamania]

Sorry for yet another CM post here guys... Mrs Sam, you've fucked up a little here. On the first post, I have 2 number 10 picks (for some reason, Chris Daniels is above number 9, listed as 10, and then the guy below number 9 (I think Super Crazy, but not sure) is also listed as 10. Thus, the numbers look like i've missed a pick, as there's still 6 empty spaces, whereas there should be 5. (Technically, there's 5 empty spots and there should be four, as Jeff is about to go in, but hey, who's counting? Oh yeah, I am, that's the entire reason for this post).

Well, my next 2 picks made, i'm off to bed. Goodnight guys.