TNA iMPACT NITRO LD 05/03/10: Sting and Hogan... WHO'LL FLINCH!?

[It's...Baylariat!]

So apparently... The Man they call Sting and the Biggest Icon in Wrestling are going to have a Showdown. I'm looking forward to this... because it reminds me of a simpler time. What could possibly happen out of this?

Also, the hottest bitches in pro wrestling put their TNA Knockout Tag Titles on the line. And hopefully Lacey or Velvet has a nip or labia slip. I'm rooting for it

And an epic tag team battle with Beer Money and the Motor City Machineguns. Has all the makings of a great tag battle.

TUNE IN MONDAY NIGHT AT 8PM EST/ 2AM GST

 

[Disarm]

You forgot Desmonde Wolfe jobbing to RVD.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Will be here as usual.

 

[klunderbunker]

I should be here too. If nothing else to watch the MCMG continue to be jobbed out so I can win the bet with X.

 

[Remix]

What were the specifics of your bet with X, KB? That they'll never get a push, or that they're never going to win anything as a tag team?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I think it was that they wouldn't win the tag titles before Bound For Glory?

 

[Remix]

Ah. No chance of them winning the titles before then.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Is it weird that I'm looking forward to or Orlando Jordan/Rob Terry segment on tonights Impact?

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Eh, I'm kind of curious how they're going to spin it myself. Terry as a Goldberg-type squashing character is a little boring to me. Ideally, I'd like to see him work with a solid mid-card type, which Jordan is very capable of being. The feud could actually work if the writing sells it.

 

[klunderbunker]

Win the tag titles before Slammiversary goes off the air. X said everything was building to that one clear end and I said you can't use logic in TNA. X said you could. The bet was made.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ill be here for the first hour, KFC grilled chicken in hand

 

[It's Damn Real!]

I'm inclined to agree with you there, KB.

If anything, the stars are aligned for LAX to take them from Morgan, certainly not the MCMG.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I'll be here for the entire show this time. I know you all missed me.

Oh yeah, Sting/Hogan: Sting to use the bat with his shirt on after saying "My reasons are no ones business"

Knockout: Boobs!

MCMG/Beer Money: A great feud (hopefully) that will hopefully end with the guns killing James storm so Roode can go on to a singles career.

Tag Titles: Will be taken off Morgan before Hernandez comes back. Or he will return and cost Morgan the titles right away.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

TNA facebook status update: TNA will make a major announcement during tonights TNA iMPACT! on Spike TV at 8ET/7CT. We strive to deliver what our fans want, and the next step in the evolution of the TNA brand will do just that.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

TNA facebook status update: TNA will make a major announcement during tonights TNA iMPACT! on Spike TV at 8ET/7CT. We strive to deliver what our fans want, and the next step in the evolution of the TNA brand will do just that.

Luger is reportedly in Orlando tonight, so I seriously hope that's not the "big announcement". Epic fail if that's the case.

Probably the announcement of that reported four-way dance for the World Title at Sacrifice that they've been fielding in the dirt sheets, with the winners being the guys who got the top votes in that poll.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

How are we not talking about whose getting the ring tonight? It may be a trainwreck angle, but it should still be discussed for teh lulz.

I'm guessing Luger.

 

[It's Damn Real!]

Lethal will get it, I'd bet. LOL.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

The Luger comment was a joke. I'm also guessing Lethal will get it.

 

[Coco]

If they really want to give the fans what they want and shock the audience at the same time, the real Randy Savage would get the ring.

Anywho... Last week, Bischoff said the fans would "help" decide the rankings. I know commercial appeal of the condenders matters to any business that likes making money, but I hope there's more to it than the poll. I hope Bischoff and co. have something else up their sleeves. Possibly a wilderness survival aspect of some sort.

 

[Kenny Powers]

I'm not going to spoil anything, but I don't think the "big announcement" will be good news.

 

[klunderbunker]

Something tells me the surprise is going to suck.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Something tells me KB will never stop complaining about it.

Are we done stating things that are obvious?

You know I <3 you KB

 

[gd]

I'll likely be masterbating during the Terry/OJ segment.

 

[Coco]

TNA's already beating WWE when it comes to great web content. Vince might as well hand the keys to the Titan Tower over to Dixie right now.

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[Gelgarin]

I have to write the last 4,000 words of my dissertation tonight. But I'll be watching Impact anyway.