TNA iMPACT! LD for 04.28.11

[JJYanks121]

She's injured.

This is a segment, not a match. Thus, she should be out there in kayfabe and in reality since all she'd have to do was stand there.

 

[klunderbunker]

Same questions the cops asked Goldberg about Liz on the night of the Fingerpoke of Doom.

 

[ABMorales787]

There goes Ms. Breastknockers.

 

[ABMorales787]

Sarita and Lolita are caliente. As usual.

 

[ABMorales787]

It doesn't help that you're Canadian.

 

[klunderbunker]

I can't say this is pointless with the various hot chicks out there. Should watch it on mute though.

 

[ABMorales787]

 

[JJYanks121]

I feel like TNA's writers got together and were like "how can we get all of our viewers to simultaneously *********e at the same time?" and they came up with this.

 

[ABMorales787]

Great. Now we're talking boob size.

 

[ABMorales787]

They should've kept Jarrett out of the segment. Or camera frame at least.

 

[JJYanks121]

And that, ladies and germs, took up your first quarter hour with a match to follow so at least 20-25 minutes of your programming.

 

[klunderbunker]

Just get to the HLA already.

 

[ABMorales787]

Did you see that? Don West was on TV. Did you see that? Un-freakin-believable!

 

[ABMorales787]

And that, ladies and germs, took up your first quarter hour with a match to follow so at least 20-25 minutes of your programming.

I could've used an extra 10 minutes of commercials to clean myself up properly.

 

[klunderbunker]

This trance character is old school Taker like in the slowness.

 

[klunderbunker]

Those facebusters missed by a foot each.

 

[ABMorales787]

Gotta say. As dumb as this angle is, Angelina is playing the zombie thing pretty well.

 

[JJYanks121]

I could've used an extra 10 minutes of commercials to clean myself up properly.

You gotta learn how to speed up the process man!

 

[ABMorales787]

Might as well put a sign on the truck saying "smash me".

 

[klunderbunker]

We're 1/4 of the way done already. I know the Knockouts are supposed to be draws but I'd love to see the quarters so far.

 

[klunderbunker]

Has Morgan been walking around ranting for half an hour/

 

[ABMorales787]

Where's JB?

 

[ABMorales787]

Has Morgan been walking around ranting for half an hour/

No silly. A week.

 

[klunderbunker]

Where's JB?

We have a gorgeous redhead with huge boobs and thigh high boots and a short skirt instead. WHO CARES WHERE JB IS?????

 

[ABMorales787]

Now that guy knows his spanish.