This forum....

[Dagger Dias]

What do I have to do to get out of prison?

Follow the rules.

 

[hatehabsforever]

Yeah but I don't get the appeal when you're talking to a bunch of anons.

At least here, like I'll never know Slyfox personally, but I know the name Slyfox696, I know what to expect from his posts, I can have a genuine conversation with him, I can seek him out for advice in certain areas and trust the advice he gives me. Same with most regulars here, same with the regulars at the other forum I post at. That is what makes a messageboard like this worth posting on. I feel like on Reddit there's no bonding between posters, no true discussions, just anons yelling at one another all the time over the dumbest shit imaginable. And for all you know, you're arguing with a 12-year-old.

This sentence made me laugh. Would seem oddly appropriate.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Why are we giving this idiot the time of day? Permaban him and get it over with.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Dude once mocked Kevin Owens for his weight, got called for it, pretended he didn't speak English, deleted the thread, and made another one about how short Kevin Owens is.

Dude's thirsty for attention.

This is hilarious.

 

[Remix]

Hi Reddit.

Hi, Killjoy. This dipshit - and Haiku posting in the thread reminded me that this place existed. Don't worry, I'm staying away from WZCW.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

My answering question thread has over one million views. I think we have a top draw.

But not the most entertaining

 

[klunderbunker]

But not the most entertaining

Well not necessarily. I just happen to be the most entertaining by default.

 

[Slyfox696]

Don't quote me for bullshit replies, troll.

Don't worry, I'm just trying to figure out which of your accounts I'm going to ban. I mean, I've already banned several of them, I just mean of the two in this thread.

You can't even make this stuff up.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/2cdx2i/lets_discuss_how_delusional_this_wrestlezone/

Sly you have a fan for life.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/2ccsna/why_does_wrestlezone_forums_have_so_many/

I think I've seen those before. I know I've seen the second one, but not sure about the first.

Anyways, it's good to be popular.

I should be released from prison just for getting you guys so many views.

Oh, I make a standard salary of $19,000 a year for administrating the forum no matter what. Number of views don't matter at all to me.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh, I make a standard salary of $19,000 a year for administrating the forum no matter what. Number of views don't matter at all to me.

......I need a new agent.

 

[Slyfox696]

......I need a new agent.

I think it's based on experience. I had a one year head start on you (plus became mod earlier). I know they changed the salary formula a year or two ago, but I believe I would have been making about $18,000 in your position.

That sound about right?

 

[klunderbunker]

I think it's based on experience. I had a one year head start on you (plus became mod earlier). I know they changed the salary formula a year or two ago, but I believe I would have been making about $18,000 in your position.

That sound about right?

I get $20 a month, two indy DVDs and Isenberg's phone number.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

I met and married someone from here. If you try to do that on Reddit, it's probably going to mean jail time.

Who would have thought that an Internet Wrestling Forum would get someone laid, let alone Married. My wife calls me a nerd anytime she catches me on here.

Again Congrats KB.

I was just thinking today that we need more stupid poster's in the Bar Room, like Sully, Disturbed, ETC but then I remembered about Crocker. I cried. Internet trolls just aren't what they use to be.

 

[klunderbunker]

Much appreciated.

 

[BringThePain834]

I think me and PWF just broke the record for most guest viewership in prison. We should be released

No. At this point not even The Prison is worthy of having you. I'd say you need to get the lifetime boot from this place

 

[Crocker]

Don't worry, I'm just trying to figure out which of your accounts I'm going to ban. I mean, I've already banned several of them, I just mean of the two in this thread.

I think I've seen those before. I know I've seen the second one, but not sure about the first.

Anyways, it's good to be popular.
Oh, I make a standard salary of $19,000 a year for administrating the forum no matter what. Number of views don't matter at all to me.

Thanks for proving that drawing money isn't related to being entertaining.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Thanks for proving that drawing money isn't related to being entertaining.

Slyfox is getting paid from a Forum, KB is getting laid from the Forum and you are in the prison of a Forum. Funny how life works out when you suck right?

 

[Spidey Revivey]

I'd like to vote in the upcoming death poll.

 

[Slyfox696]

Thanks for proving that drawing money isn't related to being entertaining.

There were 94 posts in three days before my first post. Since I posted, there has been 96 posts in less than 8 hours.

Try again, Cena's Pleasure Mouth.

 

[Crocker]

So KB and his wife live together?

 

[Slyfox696]

So KB and his wife live together?

Kind of like you and PWF, except any sex they may have *shudder* involves two people, whereas you only have the use of your two hands.

 

[Crocker]

Kind of like you and PWF, except any sex they may have *shudder* involves two people, whereas you only have the use of your two hands.

I was asking a serious question. No need to act condescending

 

[Dagger Dias]

I was asking a serious question. No need to act condescending

Speaking of questions.... Haiku asked you why you decided to interrupt someone while they were having dinner. Yet you for some reason won't answer him.

 

[Slyfox696]

I was asking a serious question.

No one cares. You're a tool whose only use is to be mocked for our entertainment.

No need to act condescending

Maybe if you could follow the rules and not have numerous WZ accounts thrown in our Prison, someone might take you seriously.

I mean really...how badly do you have to suck as a poster to be thrown in the Prison multiple times with multiple accounts? Obviously PWF and now Crocker, but I'm fairly certain at least one of your other alts which was banned long ago was also in Prison, but I'm to lazy to verify that.

You don't deserve to be taken seriously.

 

[Crocker]

No one cares. You're a tool whose only use is to be mocked for our entertainment.

Thanks for breaking one of your own rules; disrespecting other forum members for no reason. This is coming from an administrator too; this is just sad. You clearly don't care about welcoming new members or gaining a more active forum, all you care about is your salary.

Maybe if you could follow the rules and not have numerous WZ accounts thrown in our Prison, someone might take you seriously.

I mean really...how badly do you have to suck as a poster to be thrown in the Prison multiple times with multiple accounts? Obviously PWF and now Crocker, but I'm fairly certain at least one of your other alts which was banned long ago was also in Prison, but I'm to lazy to verify that.

Really, I like how you just ASSUME that I have multiple alts thrown in prison. As far as I know I've been a long time lurker and finally made an account here to try to reason with all the ignorance. Also just because me and PWF have the same ideas doesn't mean we are the same person. Please stop generalizing and pulling shit out of your ass

 

[Slyfox696]

Thanks for breaking one of your own rules; disrespecting other forum members for no reason.

That's not a rule. Furthermore, I have plenty of reasons to mock you.

You clearly don't care about welcoming new members

You're not a new member. You've been around here for years.

or gaining a more active forum, all you care about is your salary.

Yep. Actually, I just care about quality conversation and you've shown no ability to contribute in that way.

Really, I like how you just ASSUME that I have multiple alts thrown in prison.

Oh, it's not an assumption.

As far as I know I've been a long time lurker and finally made an account here to try to reason with all the ignorance. Also just because me and PWF have the same ideas doesn't mean we are the same person. Please stop generalizing and pulling shit out of your ass

If you would like for me to spell out my overwhelming evidence as to why I know you're an alt, just say so. Be warned though, it will contain some private information you may not want the world to know. Nothing too personal really, just the general area you live, who you get your Internet through and other somewhat identifiable information.

Is that what you'd like?