The [Official] Nate Isn't Significant Enough To Warrant Having A Thread... Thread

[Nate DaMac]

Yup. Whenever I have something insignificant to say, I'll post it here where everyone can ignore it instead of making a new thread.

It's 1:30AM and I just made a Steak on the grill. I'm fat.

 

[JGlass]

Noticeably Fat?

This thread is so unwarranted that when I clicked on it, I got a "No thread exists" message.

 

[TSG]

Steak sounds so good right about now.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I prepped them up this morning so we could have them for dinner but my girl had to deal with some family shit. Me and the boy just ended up eating cereal for dinner so of course, I'm hungry again 6 hours later.

 

[The Bearded One]

I have a leftover steak from Outback from a couple of days ago in the fridge. I'm waiting until I wake up to eat it because it sounds like a good hangover cure food.

In other news I got fairly drunk tonight.

 

[TSG]

The Ponderosa Steakhouse about 15-20 miles away from me has the best steak I've ever had. Sirloin Filet. Yum.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Your take on Dew with a large amount of Vodka oh fat one?

 

[Nate DaMac]

We call that Super Dew in my neck of the woods. I've had enough Vodka for one lifetime though, I'm done with it. Caribou Lou is a good way to get thrashed if you have money to blow and no desire to have any recollection of the night.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Damn my awesome ability of recollections of previous drunken nights!

 

[The Crock]

I need one of these threads, I always have shit to spew, but alas, I'm too lazy to make it.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Definitely deserving of your own thread. In fact, I think you should have a thread in each section

 

[Nate DaMac]

In other news, I just dropped a cigarette in the wrong fucking soda can. I really need an ashtray.

 

[TSG]

I could probably use one of these threads, but I can imagine the backlash if I made one. And rightfully so, I mean, might as well give Chester one if I made one.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Hey, fuck you guys. This is my thread, talk about me.

 

[The Crock]

Nate has a large penis.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Quit hacking my Twitter account.

 

[TSG]

Nate. He's a better poster than me. Though that doesn't take much usually, but whatever.

 

[JGlass]

Nate got his woman pregnant while doing anal.

 

[TSG]

Nate is smarter than your average bear.

 

[JGlass]

Nate is smarter than your average bear.

But not your average elephant.

 

[TSG]

But not your average elephant.

Not your average rhinoceros.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Random Fact: Nate rarely wipes after pooping, he usually hops directly in the shower as toilet paper never really gets the job done.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

You just let the poop run from your ass crack down your legs and onto the floor of your shower? I'm a grimy ass dude, but I gotta that's gross as fuck.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I like Nate. Thought I'd just announce that here.

 

[The Crock]

You just let the poop run from your ass crack down your legs and onto the floor of your shower? I'm a grimy ass dude, but I gotta that's gross as fuck.