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I bet Russo rewatches this episode and thinks: "YES, after all that work it's finally overall perfect! This is what a flawless wrestling show looks like!"
 
Because one colour of tights isn't enough for AJ Styles. Ever since Evan Bourne took a sabbatical, AJ's had the best attire in all of wrestling.

But yeah, remember when I said I was going to give TNA another chance? I take it back.
 
TNA is like that jilted ex-lover from high school. You keep giving him/her another chance and they just keep breaking your heart time after time.

I feel bad watching AJ in TNA sometimes, like AJ's the girlfriend of that violent drunk friend of yours who comes into work the next morning with a black eye. YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH!
 
I know he's a smoker, but I've never seen him like that. Eyes glazed over during the promo, etc.

That's what happens when you work for a company that doesn't give a fuck about the talents drug use, would be nice if someone backstage would tell him to at least put the bong down until after the show

TNA is like that jilted ex-lover from high school. You keep giving him/her another chance and they just keep breaking your heart time after time.

You could say that about WWE most of the time too, though at least with them they have a knack of redeeming themselves around this time of year

I feel bad watching AJ in TNA sometimes, like AJ's the girlfriend of that violent drunk friend of yours who comes into work the next morning with a black eye. YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH!

Sad thing is, if he jumped ship to WWE he'd likely not be given the proper push by them

Same goes for Doug Williams, Brutus Magnus and Desmond Wolfe.

what I said about AJ applys to all of them as well... didn't Wolfe retire due to injuries?
 
You could say that about WWE most of the time too, though at least with them they have a knack of redeeming themselves around this time of year

Say what you will about the WWE's questionable booking they still always deliver the goods when it comes to quality matches on PPVs and television, while TNA rarely does these days.


Sad thing is, if he jumped ship to WWE he'd likely not be given the proper push by them

I don't think so. If AJ jumped ship I think the WWE would recognize just how talented he is and just how hugely over he could be with WWE fans, so I'd expect him to get a huge instant push.
 
What happened to Douglas this past Thursday was a fucking travesty. Squashes like that are reserved for the Zack Ryders of the world..not Doug Williams.

No, the kind of squash that happened on thursday should be reserved only for people that are never on the show. Where the fuck was sharkboy when you need him?

Fuck, even Homicide got in a few licks when he got squashed by Terry.
 
I don't think so. If AJ jumped ship I think the WWE would recognize just how talented he is and just how hugely over he could be with WWE fans, so I'd expect him to get a huge instant push.

Agreed. If he's comparable to anyone from the WCW/WWE wars, I think it's Chris Jericho. I think he'd prove he could work in the WWE faster than Jericho did though.

It's not as though TNA haven't tried pushing him. Lord knows they have. Generally they're badly timed and with no forward thinking, but that's another matter. It's just that the bookers' ideas are so backwards that I genuinely think that after Vince Russo defecates he looks into the bowl, panics and starts frantically trying to stuff wet feces back into his anus.
 
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Aside from Monday, wrestling overall sucked this week. How could they fuck up the Dolph/Edge stuff I loved? Why the hell did Morgan not show up and attack Hernandez? Couldn't Magnus be the squash instead? Where the hell is Chris Sabin? Where's the TV title? How the hell is Dolph Ziggler an official Heavyweight Champion? What the fuck? And how could I ever think Raw was the best show of the week?!
 
How could they fuck up the Dolph/Edge stuff I loved?

Should have had the title issue resolved at EC instead of Smackdown. But, the 600th episode needed something big, even though it wasn't big.

Why the hell did Morgan not show up and attack Hernandez?

TNA's creative department decided Doug Williams was making the top guys look like shit, and needed to be put in his place.

Couldn't Magnus be the squash instead?

Another talented guy getting squashed instead? Terrible idea.

Where the hell is Chris Sabin?

Never worked for WCW or WWE, so he isn't relevant.

Where's the TV title?

I'm guessing you didn't watch WCW.

How the hell is Dolph Ziggler an official Heavyweight Champion?

He was given the belt. Vickie had power at the time, so it's official.

What the fuck? And how could I ever think Raw was the best show of the week?!

The. Rock.
 
Aside from Monday, wrestling overall sucked this week. How could they fuck up the Dolph/Edge stuff I loved? Why the hell did Morgan not show up and attack Hernandez? Couldn't Magnus be the squash instead? Where the hell is Chris Sabin? Where's the TV title? How the hell is Dolph Ziggler an official Heavyweight Champion? What the fuck? And how could I ever think Raw was the best show of the week?!

Smackdown was good as well. The opening 12 man tag was great.
 
RAW was the best show of the week before The Rock even showed up. That just made it skyrocket into the air before exploding with the force of a thousand atom bombs.
 
Nic Nemeth is now a triple crown champion right? In the spirit squad he was tag champ and as Dolph he was Intercontinental and World Heavyweight.

Am i the only one who fucking hates the beautiful people?
 
Am i the only one who fucking hates the beautiful people?

No. Angelina looks like a broken-down stripper who needs to lay off the pipe, and eat. Both of them ramble on and on, saying the same shit over and over again. Less is more, girls.

Also, Taz being a complete idiot whenever they show up probably doesn't help.
 
Nic Nemeth is now a triple crown champion right? In the spirit squad he was tag champ and as Dolph he was Intercontinental and World Heavyweight.

Am i the only one who fucking hates the beautiful people?

Wikipedia names him as the 22nd Triple Crown winner.
 
Dolph Ziggler's a Triple Crown winner like Barry Bonds is the Home Run king.

And yeah, Beautiful People suck because they can't work for shit, but Velvet is so hot I don't really give a fuck if she can't wrestle, she's just there for eye-candy which there's nothing wrong with on a wrestling show. Just less with the wrestling please, because they're a trainwreck in the ring.

Cutting Kong was the worst decision they ever made. Hopefully Kong does well in the WWE whenever they decide to use her.
 

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