Mike "The Kid" Killam;3308620 said:
Not that it really means much, but on the graphic that pops up when he makes his entrance, it says "The Nexus" under his name.
Well, it did at Money in the Bank. I was surprised they respected that formality then and I'll be positively gob-smacked (yes,
gob-smacked) if they respect it in future. Hell, it'll be pretty shocking if they ever mention Punk and the Nexus in the same sentence again. Expect to hear the sound of disappointed vomiting across the globe if it does happen. I'm not sure what disappointed vomiting sounds like - likely a hard sigh followed by a sound not dissimilar to running water - but
there's the hard and fast way to find out.
I thought about writing this post out on an unemployment check, scanning it into my computer and then sending the hard copy to Michael McGillicutty. You know, for poetic reasons. Unfortunately, I couldn't get my hands on an unemployment check. David Otunga may have been sort of useful as the Starscream to Wade Barrett's Megatron months and months ago. That's the absolute nicest thing I can say about either of them.
The brightest future I see for CM Punk's former elephants in the room is a few weeks of rotating theme music (nice to see they've already got Justin Gabriel's abortion theme out the way; if I'm not mistaken), dropping the tag titles to the marginally less horrendous team of The Usos (one has a tattoo on their chest, the other doesn't and
neither are much cop) and then, well, the unemployment line.
Then and only then will I stop calling them out for being the Punk-weighing-down talentless ***** that they are.