The CAGE's CONFESSIONAL!

[Sparky]

The women was too young to be married. it was just her boyfriend not her husband.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

The women was too young to be married. it was just her boyfriend not her husband.

I was 18. She was a "MILF". Had a baby with her and everything. I merely didn't notice the ring. (when you're 18, do you?) Also, that wasn't the incorrect one.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I have a replica of my penis. I've made sex tapes before. I've had sex while posting on WZ and talking to members of this forum on MSN. (in groups and single chats) I often post on WZ these days when I'm taking a shit. I'm doing that right now, actually. My friends have recorded me trying to pick up girls, including a Woman, who I didn't know was married - who's Husband proceeded to chase me down a mall corridor. I don't drink or smoke, nor do I have any desire to in the future.

Everything said here is real. Except for one. Can you figure it out?

I'm going to take this as a wild stab in the dark to answer your question. Then again, I too post on WZ whilst dumping. This week's RP for WZCW came from using the royal throne, believe it or not.

 

[Sparky]

I remember you talking about the penis thing but did you want one or did you have one. Who don't post on wz while on the toilet, It's what laptops was invented for. you have said about having blow jobs while posting, so... Umm,...


Edit: Just had a random disgusting thought. gave me a cold shiver.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'm going to take this as a wild stab in the dark to answer your question. Then again, I too post on WZ whilst dumping. This week's RP for WZCW came from using the royal throne, believe it or not.

Nope. Whether anyone wants to believe it or not.. everything was true, except for one comment. (you came close)

 

[Sparky]

You're not on the toilet right now.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You're not on the toilet right now.

Bingo. Everything else was 100% true.

 

[Sparky]

Please tell me... have you ever done anything while talking to me on msn or facebook?

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Please tell me... have you ever done anything while talking to me on msn or facebook?

Not sexually. I've been in the bathroom quite often whenever I talk to you on Facebook though. I do a lot of that in the bathroom. Facebooking and WZ'ing while dropping a deuce seem to be favored in my book.

EDIT: Not sexually that I know of/can recall. I suppose I need to say that, as I truly only recall two different moments in which something sexual happened whilst conversing w/ WZ'ers. Once was a one-on-one chat, the other was during a group one.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm normally browsing YouTube while on here. What? It's a secret I've held on to for far too long.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I'm normally browsing YouTube while on here. What? It's a secret I've held on to for far too long.

FREAK!!

 

[The Doctor]

Fixed.

............................................

Spoiler

 

[Sparky]

Honestly, my confession is that my Partner wants to join the forums. I keep telling her it's not allowed. why? Because it's not.

 

[TSG]

Doc, Lady Gaga has a bigger cock than half the guys in the porn industry.

 

[The Doctor]

GET THE FUCK OUT

 

[HEEL Blazy]

I watch porn on a daily and hourly basic

 

[TSG]

Woo...Woo...Woo...You Know It!

 

[TSG]

Shake, WTF man?

 

[SHAYAN_CENA_Y2J]

I made my gf slap me in the face and run away faster than a cheetah

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Shake, WTF man?

I got issues.

Alright I'm gonna come clean.

This has all been an act. I don't care if porn is allowed.

I don't hate anyone.

I'm not as dumb as I come off.

 

[thrilla11]

When she becomes 18, I would be all up in Miley Cyrus' snatch. I would wreck that chick.

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I was just watching porn and my dick is in my hand.