The CAGE's CONFESSIONAL!

[D-Man]

Wow... you guys are pathetic losers.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I've snorted coke off a Hookers ass,

 

[D-Man]

I've snorted coke off a Hookers ass,

Wow... why do I find this to be awesome?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Everyone has wanted to do it. It was also at a bachelor party. So it was a stripper. Hooker sounded more edgy though.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I don't really have any TRUE friends outside of the internet. They all take advantage of me and use me for multiple purposes. My best friends are on the internet. Also, I haven't had a steady girlfriend for a very very long time.

Me neither, its all good man

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I....I got nothing.


Well no, I got SOMETHING, but its not some shit Im gonna just say here, fuck all that. Anyone with half a fucking brain can figure out what it is anyway....

 

[D-Man]

Me neither, its all good man

Bullshit.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Roids?

 

[The Doctor]

I have several minor mental issues. Dyspraxia, ADHD, and such. This makes it hard for me to make a nonspam post in a short amount of time. I also do not get hints at all, make weird connections, and have problems thinking before I speak/type.

I know I "try too hard" and all that. I just don't realize when I'm doing it. I would like it if people told me, so I could fix it. Not flame me or insult me...just tell me to calm down or what I'm doing wrong.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I....I got nothing.


Well no, I got SOMETHING, but its not some shit Im gonna just say here, fuck all that. Anyone with half a fucking brain can figure out what it is anyway....

Respect says I wont say what it is. Respect wins. I love you NorCal.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I have several minor mental issues. Dyspraxia, ADHD, and such. This makes it hard for me to make a nonspam post in a short amount of time. I also do not get hints at all, make weird connections, and have problems thinking before I speak/type.

I know I "try too hard" and all that. I just don't realize when I'm doing it. I would like it if people told me, so I could fix it. Not flame me or insult me...just tell me to calm down or what I'm doing wrong.

So you could NEVER watch lost.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I have several minor mental issues. Dyspraxia, ADHD, and such. This makes it hard for me to make a nonspam post in a short amount of time. I also do not get hints at all, make weird connections, and have problems thinking before I speak/type.

I know I "try too hard" and all that. I just don't realize when I'm doing it. I would like it if people told me, so I could fix it. Not flame me or insult me...just tell me to calm down or what I'm doing wrong.

I have to join Doc on this.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I'm deaf.

At work, I wear a vibrating Blackberry on my hip so people can text me.

Feels kinda exciting when I get calls, y'know?

 

[Sparky]

I haven't had a proper drinking session in a year now. I'm scared.

 

[Sparky]

I'm deaf.

At work, I wear a vibrating Blackberry on my hip so people can text me.

Feels kinda exciting when I get calls, y'know?

what?


Edit: It don't work that well when it's written.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I have never had a girlfriend

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Respect says I wont say what it is. Respect wins. I love you NorCal.

<3

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I'm not really black.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Bullshit.

WHAT?

No seriously not since 2007. And the only thing "steady" about it was how much we fucked all the time we had like three fights a day, every day

 

[Sparky]

I'm a virgin. I have never had sex before. When I'm in bed with the Missus I have the lights off and use a lifelike ***** to get her going. She hasn't caught on so far bu when she does she will be in trouble...



She is pregnant with "our" fourth child.

 

[D-Man]

Bullshit on the real friends thing. But if you referred to not having a gf, then I take it back.

 

[D-Man]

I wanna go on record and confess that I think it's absolutely ridiculous how most of you would bare all in a public forum about your personal lives.

 

[Ferbian]

I have never had a girlfriend

You're not alone LJL

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Bullshit on the real friends thing. But if you referred to not having a gf, then I take it back.

No, the GF thing, totally.


Since the addition of IC and D-Miz, recently, my total number of friends in the planet earth skyrocketed up to...seven. Nice.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I wanna go on record and confess that I think it's absolutely ridiculous how most of you would bare all in a public forum about your personal lives.

Pussy.