The CAGE's CONFESSIONAL!

[Remix]

I've sung 'Barbie Girl' whilst sober.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

I like Adam Lambert's cd.

I used to play Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering and a couple of other table top rpg's.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Have something you want to get off your chest that' s not directed at anyone? Want to tell the forum something that may change their perception of you? Do it here.


I *********e at my workplaces family bathroom. Do it almost everyday.


Go.

Do you flush afterwards?

 

[The Doctor]

I adore Lady Gaga.

 

[Via Armbar]

I adore Lady Gaga.

Lady Gaga is in my top three chicks I want to fuck.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Who doesn't?

 

[The Doctor]

Mine too. And I love her music.

I'm listening to "Telephone" right now.

 

[Jane]

I have like 30 amazing friends, I'm rich as hell, I fuck a new bitch every night and I'm getting blown right now.

 

[Via Armbar]

I don't love all of her music but a lot of it is good pop music.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Do you flush afterwards?

Well yea... common courtesy. Janitors clean in there three times a day, too.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I don't think anyone's going to share a 'deep' secret in here.

I mean, I cried during Ric Flair' 'heart attack' on Nitro. I thought the fucking guy was legit dying right in front of the world. Greatest wrestler in my generation possibly dying in the ring isn't something you look at and go, "BULLSHIT!" Of course, I found out it was a 'work' and didn't watch wrestling until the WWE bought WCW. Flair can sell better than anyone in the game, folks.

 

[C.M.]

I'm married to a 47 year young GILF, she has given me head 2 times so far while she's taking a piss in the bar bathroom.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I cried more after I found out Brian Pillman died, than I did when my pappaw passed away.

And, that's the gospel truth, people.

 

[The Doctor]

I'm married to a 47 year young GILF, she has given me head 2 times so far while taking a piss in the bar bathroom.

Confession:

Spoiler

That is actually one of my biggest sexual fantasies.

Well, with someone younger.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

i have a collection of stool samples belonging to hermaphrodite prostitutes, the counts up to 57.

 

[Jane]

I am deeply disturbed by Doc's scat fantasies.

 

[The Doctor]

Scat is disgusting.

 

[Jane]

Hm...

 

[TSG]

Lady Gaga is in my top three guys I want to fuck.

Fixed.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

My girlfriend's a stripper...it bothered me until I saw her grip for a night's worth of work, and I then convinced her to do it full-time.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I am not a male.

Nor am I a female.

 

[The Dewbliners]

While at a job I had working construction for my uncle, I was known to dance around when I heard both "Breathless" by the Corrs, and "Barbie Girl" by Aqua.

 

[Sparky]

I am not a male.

Nor am I a female.

Jane wanna be.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

Electrician wanna be

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I have a replica of my penis. I've made sex tapes before. I've had sex while posting on WZ and talking to members of this forum on MSN. (in groups and single chats) I often post on WZ these days when I'm taking a shit. I'm doing that right now, actually. My friends have recorded me trying to pick up girls, including a Woman, who I didn't know was married - who's Husband proceeded to chase me down a mall corridor. I don't drink or smoke, nor do I have any desire to in the future.

Everything said here is real. Except for one. Can you figure it out?