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The only Dr Pepper advert I've EVER seen on T.V is the one where the guy drinks a Dr Pepper and ends up Wrestling with his Girlfriends Dad.
 
I'm a huge believer in Pepsi. But I'd drink either or. I have different beverage seasons. Around November-April is Pepsi season, and April-June would be Rootbeer, July-October would be Mountain Dew.

Obviously I cheat the system and drink a case here and there in the wrong season though. I'm still on a pepsi streak though.
 
I drink Dr. Pepper like every day of my life.

Dr. Pepper > Coca Cola.

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For me I drink about 2 litres of pepsi max a day, which, if aspartame does prove to be carcinogenic is really going to fuck my life up. Fingers crossed because I love the shit.

I find Pepsi Max tends to make my stomach bloated as fuck, too much air in that! Tastes nice though

Much prefer regular Pepsi though to be honest
 
I was going to shit in a box and mail it to my friend for his birthday. But apparently it's illegal to mail feces without medical/veterinary/science purposes and forms in the U.S.

I had the box and stamps all ready to go, but my gf suggested I look to see if it's illegal and it was. I guess it can be considered bio-terrorism in certain situations lol.

I'll just mail him some gay porn I guess :(
 
Do it anyways Red Skull. If you get away with it, awesome. If not, you may not get to troll your friend, but picture the look on the guy working at the post office's face..when he opens the box and finds a piece of shit in there.

You'd probably have to pay a fine at least....and I'm sure if you have to go to federal court, you'd only get a year at max. Imagine how funny that court session would be? They'd probably just realize it was some kid...pulling a shitty prank on his friend...pun intended. And let you off with a strict warning.

Be'd the best prank ever though. Maybe you should mail it yourself? Go to his house, and put the box in the mailbox, or knock on the door or whatever and leave it there.
 
I fucking hate it when a girl post the gold ol' classic facebook status "Guys are douchebags".

This hypocritical bitch (who is actually being cyber schooled now) posted that status. I Gave her a nice long little response about it, not really a rant, but more like tough love (without the love).
 
I fucking hate it when a girl post the gold ol' classic facebook status "Guys are douchebags".


That's a companion statement to: "There isn't a guy in this school I would go out with, anyway." which actually meant: "Nobody's asking me out!"

It was hard to feel sorry for those girls, even though they were my friends.




Besides, you guys aren't douchebags...................well, actually, yes you are.
 
After a long, hilarious 47 comments, she deleted her status. I would share, but the last time I fucked with someone on facebook, I didn't get the best reception.

Must of us are, and most of us would admit it. After telling my Dad about her, he told me I need to be a douchebag, he said date em for a few days, then kick em on the curb.

One thing I will not do when I'm interested in dating and have a girl, is give them my lettermen jacket, or class ring. Both my father and uncle did it, and they barely got them back...don't think my Dad even got his ring back.

Fucking conditioning is hard enough, I'm working my ass off for that jacket, no way I'll give it to a girl, only to have her break up with me (or vise versa) and refuse to give it back. After high school I'm sure I won't wear it anyways, I mean if she's cold or something, I'll give it to her, but once I drop her off at her door step, that jacket is mine.

Then again..I'm all talk and no game. I'm usually one to give in when a girl looks at me with those puppy dog eyes and that cute little smile going "please!".


Edit: And wow...my horoscope today said "Try you're best not to get involved with conflicts that don't concern you.
 

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