Tastycles' WrestleZone Trivia Test

[Tastycles]

As you may know, I'm going to be a teacher soon. This is a life choice taken to be more like Slyfox. However, one of the things I have to do now is write tests and stuff, so here's my test to you.

Topic 1: Dramatic Exits

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

2. Which former mod, who left under a bit of a cloud, had everyone ******ing him when he was here, but everyone chastising him after he left?

3. Who left to join the army, only to die and be resurrected much like Jesus Christ himself?

4. Which former mod had his gay oeuvre exposed following his departure, coining the term "Major JO material" in the process?

5. Which ex-mod left after making some pretty ludicrous statements about Muslim people?


Topic 2: Meet Ups

1. True or False, the only man made things visible from the Moon are the Great Wall of China and the collective bromance of the NJexus.

2. I have met 7 posters in real life. Name them.

Topic 3: Meltdowns

1. Spawn once threatened to meet and beat up a current poster. Name that poster.

2. Which poster posted his address on the website, only to recieve tampons in the mail?

3. Who sent them?

4. In my 2 and a half years of moderating, which have I been called more frequently, a Nazi or a mother's basement dweller?

Topic 4: Here's the quote, name the poster

1. I would perceive it as me failing as both a father and a man if my son in this scenario ended up being gay.

2. Listen to kiddie porn? I always thought it was more of a visual stimulus.


3. False. First of all, I assure you I'm never wrong.

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)


Topic 5: TMI

1. Which poster told us he'd cut his balls whilst shaving them?

2. Which poster regularly regaled us with tales of anal with his wife, who also briefly posted here?

3. Over the space of a month or two, a poster questioned his sexuality, came out and then told us when he had gay sex for the first time. Name that poster.

4. "OK, so I felt this absolutely fucking huge shit building up inside me, I go to shit it out and it's just a fuck load of gas. It's a fart to be proud of but I can't help but feel disappointed" - Who's anecdote?

Topic 6: Paragraph questions

1. Describe, briefly, the Slyfox rep/e-penis mechanism?

2. Describe, briefly, rep gate.

3. Will and Becca's e-wedding. What's all that about then, eh?

4. Who is your least favourite current poster and why?

 

[Ming]

I'd answer these. But I can't be bothered.

 

[Lee]

Topic 1: Dramatic Exits

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

2. TM

3. Milenko

4. Lord Sidious

5. FTS


Topic 2: Meet Ups

1. False, they're smaller than SWP.

2. Me, Sam, Deexter, Phoenix, Madcap, Dave and Gelgarin.

Topic 3: Meltdowns

1. Justin

2. Gamerage

3. Becker

4. Traick question: Both zero.

Topic 4: Here's the quote, name the poster

1. Dagger

2. Listen to kiddie porn? I always thought it was more of a visual stimulus.


3. Slyfox

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)


Topic 5: TMI

1. Milky

2. Will

3. Over the space of a month or two, a poster questioned his sexuality, came out and then told us when he had gay sex for the first time. Name that poster.

4. "OK, so I felt this absolutely fucking huge shit building up inside me, I go to shit it out and it's just a fuck load of gas. It's a fart to be proud of but I can't help but feel disappointed" - Who's anecdote?

Topic 6: Paragraph questions

1. Describe, briefly, the Slyfox rep/e-penis mechanism?

2. TM and crew got others to rep him so he'd be mod and remove me from power.

3. Will and Becca's e-wedding. What's all that about then, eh?

4. I'm too detached from the forum now.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Topic 1: Dramatic Exits

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

Lee?

2. Which former mod, who left under a bit of a cloud, had everyone ******ing him when he was here, but everyone chastising him after he left?

Ferbian?

3. Who left to join the army, only to die and be resurrected much like Jesus Christ himself?

Hyin-gaping an-Milenko

4. Which former mod had his gay oeuvre exposed following his departure, coining the term "Major JO material" in the process?

Siddy boy

5. Which ex-mod left after making some pretty ludicrous statements about Muslim people?

.....LSN?

Topic 2: Meet Ups

1. True or False, the only man made things visible from the Moon are the Great Wall of China and the collective bromance of the NJexus.

True, although NorCal biceps are visible independently.

2. I have met 7 posters in real life. Name them.

Sam, Lee, Dave, Gelg?, FunKay?, Rohan? Diet Soda? clutching at straws here.

Topic 3: Meltdowns

1. Spawn once threatened to meet and beat up a current poster. Name that poster.

Justin

2. Which poster posted his address on the website, only to receive tampons in the mail?

Milenko, surely.

3. Who sent them?

Tenta i.e. no idea.

4. In my 2 and a half years of moderating, which have I been called more frequently, a Nazi or a mother's basement dweller?

I'm going with a close Nazi.

Topic 4: Here's the quote, name the poster

1. I would perceive it as me failing as both a father and a man if my son in this scenario ended up being gay.

DaggerDias wasnit?

2. Listen to kiddie porn? I always thought it was more of a visual stimulus.

Phhhh, SNS?

3. False. First of all, I assure you I'm never wrong.

It certainly sounds like Sly.

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)

Spawn?

Topic 5: TMI

1. Which poster told us he'd cut his balls whilst shaving them?

Milky boy?

2. Which poster regularly regaled us with tales of anal with his wife, who also briefly posted here?

LSN?

3. Over the space of a month or two, a poster questioned his sexuality, came out and then told us when he had gay sex for the first time. Name that poster.

Umm, Sidious again?

4. "OK, so I felt this absolutely fucking huge shit building up inside me, I go to shit it out and it's just a fuck load of gas. It's a fart to be proud of but I can't help but feel disappointed" - Who's anecdote?

Sounds like NorCal or Nate. I say NorCal.

Topic 6: Paragraph questions

1. Describe, briefly, the Slyfox rep/e-penis mechanism?

The bigger the rep, the bigger the peen, the greater the penetration upon use of such peen. 'Dude, I just got shafted by Sly's 50 rep power mega-peen.'

2. Describe, briefly, rep gate.

The process of exchanging rep for rep or giving rep to certain people often to inflate the peen of involved posters.

3. Will and Becca's e-wedding. What's all that about then, eh?

Will, what was some guy what had a wife an all that, had this internet marriage to Becca, what now goes out with, and I think is getting married to KB? I wasn't there but I'm assured it was creepy because of how serious Will was about potentially leaving his wife in real life for Becca, something along those lines.

4. Who is your least favourite current poster and why?

Todd. If it's not already obvious, kid's an idiot. This includes trying to have people vote to legalise Marijuana, and not really knowing why, and wanting people to not eat meat with the same sort of basis.

I'm so going to fail.

 

[Thriller Ant]

As you may know, I'm going to be a teacher soon. This is a life choice taken to be more like Slyfox. However, one of the things I have to do now is write tests and stuff, so here's my test to you.

Topic 1: Dramatic Exits

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

2. Which former mod, who left under a bit of a cloud, had everyone ******ing him when he was here, but everyone chastising him after he left?

3. Who left to join the army, only to die and be resurrected much like Jesus Christ himself?

4. Which former mod had his gay oeuvre exposed following his departure, coining the term "Major JO material" in the process?

5. Which ex-mod left after making some pretty ludicrous statements about Muslim people?

1. Don't remember

2. Wow, I have no idea, but I feel like I should know this one.

3. Milenko

4. Sidious

5. FTS. Shame he was crazy, I liked the guy.

Topic 2: Meet Ups

1. True or False, the only man made things visible from the Moon are the Great Wall of China and the collective bromance of the NJexus.

2. I have met 7 posters in real life. Name them.

1. False. The Great Wall isn't visible from the Moon.

2. Sam, Lee, Dave, Phoenix, FunKay, Jake, Becca. The last 2 are probably wrong.

Topic 3: Meltdowns

1. Spawn once threatened to meet and beat up a current poster. Name that poster.

2. Which poster posted his address on the website, only to recieve tampons in the mail?

3. Who sent them?

4. In my 2 and a half years of moderating, which have I been called more frequently, a Nazi or a mother's basement dweller?

1. Justin

2. Game Rage

3. Becker

4. Coin came up tails, so basement dweller.

Topic 4: Here's the quote, name the poster

1. I would perceive it as me failing as both a father and a man if my son in this scenario ended up being gay.

2. Listen to kiddie porn? I always thought it was more of a visual stimulus.


3. False. First of all, I assure you I'm never wrong.

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)


1. Dagger

2. No idea

3. Sly

4. Sam?

Topic 5: TMI

1. Which poster told us he'd cut his balls whilst shaving them?

2. Which poster regularly regaled us with tales of anal with his wife, who also briefly posted here?

3. Over the space of a month or two, a poster questioned his sexuality, came out and then told us when he had gay sex for the first time. Name that poster.

4. "OK, so I felt this absolutely fucking huge shit building up inside me, I go to shit it out and it's just a fuck load of gas. It's a fart to be proud of but I can't help but feel disappointed" - Who's anecdote?

1. Milkyway

2. Will

3. Deadman

4. No idea

Topic 6: Paragraph questions

1. Describe, briefly, the Slyfox rep/e-penis mechanism?

2. Describe, briefly, rep gate.

3. Will and Becca's e-wedding. What's all that about then, eh?

4. Who is your least favourite current poster and why?

Way too lazy to do these. Hope some people do #4 though

 

[JGlass]

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

No idea, Justin? Will? TM?

2. Which former mod, who left under a bit of a cloud, had everyone ******ing him when he was here, but everyone chastising him after he left?

Ferbian?

3. Who left to join the army, only to die and be resurrected much like Jesus Christ himself?

Milenko.

4. Which former mod had his gay oeuvre exposed following his departure, coining the term "Major JO material" in the process?

XFearbefore.

5. Which ex-mod left after making some pretty ludicrous statements about Muslim people?

FromTheSouth.

1. True or False, the only man made things visible from the Moon are the Great Wall of China and the collective bromance of the NJexus.

False- The Great Wall of China isn't visible from the moon.

2. I have met 7 posters in real life. Name them.

Lee, Sam, Dave, Gelgarin, and Phoenix I know for sure... I'll go with FunKay and Jake as my guesses.

1. Spawn once threatened to meet and beat up a current poster. Name that poster.

Dunno. I'm inclined to say Justin.

2. Which poster posted his address on the website, only to recieve tampons in the mail?

Sounds like Milenko.

3. Who sent them?

That would take serious dedication... so I have no idea.

4. In my 2 and a half years of moderating, which have I been called more frequently, a Nazi or a mother's basement dweller?

Nazi.

1. I would perceive it as me failing as both a father and a man if my son in this scenario ended up being gay.

Dagger Dias.

2. Listen to kiddie porn? I always thought it was more of a visual stimulus.

Nate?

3. False. First of all, I assure you I'm never wrong.

It could be two people... but I think Sly would be too obvious, so I'm guessing IrishCanadian25.

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)

Jake?

1. Which poster told us he'd cut his balls whilst shaving them?

No idea.

2. Which poster regularly regaled us with tales of anal with his wife, who also briefly posted here?

Will?

3. Over the space of a month or two, a poster questioned his sexuality, came out and then told us when he had gay sex for the first time. Name that poster.

SavageTaker?

4. "OK, so I felt this absolutely fucking huge shit building up inside me, I go to shit it out and it's just a fuck load of gas. It's a fart to be proud of but I can't help but feel disappointed" - Who's anecdote?

No idea, but I know that feel.

1. Describe, briefly, the Slyfox rep/e-penis mechanism?

For every set amount of positive rep you receive you get another little green bar on your rep bar. It also works for negative rep with red bars.

2. Describe, briefly, rep gate.

In order to gain positions of power on the forum, some guys devised a plot where they'd constantly rep each other to make it look like they were highly respected posters.

3. Will and Becca's e-wedding. What's all that about then, eh?

It was about the creepiest thing that happened on WrestleZone forums.

4. Who is your least favourite current poster and why?

Awesome_Miz. He contributes absolutely nothing to this forum besides being an annoying yes man and a poor speller.

 

[Remix]

Topic 1: Dramatic Exits

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

Derf

2. Which former mod, who left under a bit of a cloud, had everyone ******ing him when he was here, but everyone chastising him after he left?

TM

3. Who left to join the army, only to die and be resurrected much like Jesus Christ himself?

Milenko

4. Which former mod had his gay oeuvre exposed following his departure, coining the term "Major JO material" in the process?

Palpatine

5. Which ex-mod left after making some pretty ludicrous statements about Muslim people?

FTS

Topic 2: Meet Ups

1. True or False, the only man made things visible from the Moon are the Great Wall of China and the collective bromance of the NJexus.

Falsch

2. I have met 7 posters in real life. Name them.

Lee, Sam, Deexter, Phoenix, Madcap, Dave and Gelgarin

Topic 3: Meltdowns

1. Spawn once threatened to meet and beat up a current poster. Name that poster.

Justin

2. Which poster posted his address on the website, only to recieve tampons in the mail?

Gamerage

3. Who sent them?

Becker

4. In my 2 and a half years of moderating, which have I been called more frequently, a Nazi or a mother's basement dweller?

Neither.

Topic 4: Here's the quote, name the poster

1. I would perceive it as me failing as both a father and a man if my son in this scenario ended up being gay.

Dagger.

2. Listen to kiddie porn? I always thought it was more of a visual stimulus.


Jake

3. False. First of all, I assure you I'm never wrong.

Sly

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)


Sam

Topic 5: TMI

1. Which poster told us he'd cut his balls whilst shaving them?

Milky

2. Which poster regularly regaled us with tales of anal with his wife, who also briefly posted here?

JWGunslinger

3. Over the space of a month or two, a poster questioned his sexuality, came out and then told us when he had gay sex for the first time. Name that poster.

Palpatine

4. "OK, so I felt this absolutely fucking huge shit building up inside me, I go to shit it out and it's just a fuck load of gas. It's a fart to be proud of but I can't help but feel disappointed" - Who's anecdote?

Sam

Topic 6: Paragraph questions

1. Describe, briefly, the Slyfox rep/e-penis mechanism?

1 Inch for every green segment, with an additional inch for filling it. Another inch for every extra bit of rep power. Bonus inches awarded for things like being a mod/ex mod. Inches were taken off for red segments, number of active/expired (but not reversed) infractions, being a prisoner and being banned before.

2. Describe, briefly, rep gate.

TM thought that people with high rep got to be mods. He persuaded a bunch of newbies that this was the case and set up a system where they'd give each other lots of green rep essentially gaming the system. In response Rep power was massively reduced to the point where nobody has more than 50 (except maybe X)

3. Will and Becca's e-wedding. What's all that about then, eh?

Will apparently had a crush on Becca and e-proposed to her and had an e-wedding which was held in the bar room. I think one of them was jilted at the altar. Hilarity (and creepiness) ensued.

4. Who is your least favourite current poster and why?

Remix. He's an unreliable, pedantic, self absorbed, needy, twat with an inflated opinion of himself and his abilities. Also, he's exactly the kind of person who's never had a paid job or a girlfriend.

 

[Барбоса]

Topic 1: Dramatic Exits

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

Don't know.

2. Which former mod, who left under a bit of a cloud, had everyone ******ing him when he was here, but everyone chastising him after he left?

TM

3. Who left to join the army, only to die and be resurrected much like Jesus Christ himself?

Milenko

4. Which former mod had his gay oeuvre exposed following his departure, coining the term "Major JO material" in the process?

Lord Sidious

5. Which ex-mod left after making some pretty ludicrous statements about Muslim people?

From the South

Topic 2: Meet Ups

1. True or False, the only man made things visible from the Moon are the Great Wall of China and the collective bromance of the NJexus.

False. Nothing man made can be seen from the Moon.

2. I have met 7 posters in real life. Name them.

Lee, Sam, Gelg, Phoenix, Dexter, Madcap, Dave

Topic 3: Meltdowns

1. Spawn once threatened to meet and beat up a current poster. Name that poster.

justinsayne

2. Which poster posted his address on the website, only to recieve tampons in the mail?

The Game Rage

3. Who sent them?

Becker

4. In my 2 and a half years of moderating, which have I been called more frequently, a Nazi or a mother's basement dweller?

It's a tie at one, you Nazi, maternal basement dweller.

Topic 4: Here's the quote, name the poster

1. I would perceive it as me failing as both a father and a man if my son in this scenario ended up being gay.

Dagger Dias

2. Listen to kiddie porn? I always thought it was more of a visual stimulus.

No idea

3. False. First of all, I assure you I'm never wrong.

Slyfox

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)

No idea

Topic 5: TMI

1. Which poster told us he'd cut his balls whilst shaving them?

Milkyway?

2. Which poster regularly regaled us with tales of anal with his wife, who also briefly posted here?

Will, still trying to recover his reputation after the wedding

3. Over the space of a month or two, a poster questioned his sexuality, came out and then told us when he had gay sex for the first time. Name that poster.

I remember this happening but cannot quite place the culprit. SavageTaker?

4. "OK, so I felt this absolutely fucking huge shit building up inside me, I go to shit it out and it's just a fuck load of gas. It's a fart to be proud of but I can't help but feel disappointed" - Who's anecdote?

No idea

Topic 6: Paragraph questions

1. Describe, briefly, the Slyfox rep/e-penis mechanism?

Never really understood that.

2. Describe, briefly, rep gate.

Wasn't here for it but from what I have heard it was a cabal of posters who took it in turns to rep each other, padding their rep count. I think NSL ended up being the narc.

3. Will and Becca's e-wedding. What's all that about then, eh?

An embarrassment.

4. Who is your least favourite current poster and why?

Hard to say. Mainly because anyone I do not like, I nothing.

 

[Lee]

Moonlighting

I mod an aliens and UFO forum. Which forum member proceeded to make an account on finding it and claimed to be an old explorer?

Which member have I had occasional conversations with via PM about Cryptozoology and in particular the Bloop?

 

[JGlass]

Moonlighting

I mod an aliens and UFO forum. Which forum member proceeded to make an account on finding it and claimed to be an old explorer?

Which member have I had occasional conversations with via PM about Cryptozoology and in particular the Bloop?

Wait, you're not Tasty. Unless...

Lee is a Tasty alt, and they're actually the same person in real life, Fight Club style.

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

I got most of these right. I've spent too much time here.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

The answer to all these questions is obviously Justin LaBar.

 

[Lee]

Justin LaBar doesn't even know where Cardiff is.

 

[Nate DaMac]

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

No idea, before my time.

2. Which former mod, who left under a bit of a cloud, had everyone ******ing him when he was here, but everyone chastising him after he left?

48.7

3. Who left to join the army, only to die and be resurrected much like Jesus Christ himself?

Milenko

4. Which former mod had his gay oeuvre exposed following his departure, coining the term "Major JO material" in the process?

Sid

5. Which ex-mod left after making some pretty ludicrous statements about Muslim people?

FTS

Topic 2: Meet Ups

1. True or False, the only man made things visible from the Moon are the Great Wall of China and the collective bromance of the NJexus.

I don't know.

2. I have met 7 posters in real life. Name them.

I read it earlier, so I'm kind of cheating by memory. Gelgarin, Sam, Lee, Deexter,Dave... Phoenix...Jake? Pretty sure the first 5 are right.

Topic 3: Meltdowns

1. Spawn once threatened to meet and beat up a current poster. Name that poster.

I assume it's Justin. Second guess would be Wes.

2. Which poster posted his address on the website, only to recieve tampons in the mail?

Game Rage

3. Who sent them?

No idea. Becker?

4. In my 2 and a half years of moderating, which have I been called more frequently, a Nazi or a mother's basement dweller?

Mother's basement dweller.

Topic 4: Here's the quote, name the poster

1. I would perceive it as me failing as both a father and a man if my son in this scenario ended up being gay.

Dagger Dias

2. Listen to kiddie porn? I always thought it was more of a visual stimulus.

Guessing Coco. It wasn't me though, as JGlass guessed. Though I'm flattered.

3. False. First of all, I assure you I'm never wrong.

Sounds like Sly.

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)

X?

Topic 5: TMI

1. Which poster told us he'd cut his balls whilst shaving them?

Milenko?

2. Which poster regularly regaled us with tales of anal with his wife, who also briefly posted here?

Will

3. Over the space of a month or two, a poster questioned his sexuality, came out and then told us when he had gay sex for the first time. Name that poster.

Phenom something. The Phenom? Something like that.

4. "OK, so I felt this absolutely fucking huge shit building up inside me, I go to shit it out and it's just a fuck load of gas. It's a fart to be proud of but I can't help but feel disappointed" - Who's anecdote?

No idea.

Topic 6: Paragraph questions

1. Describe, briefly, the Slyfox rep/e-penis mechanism?

I read it, don't remember the specifics.

2. Describe, briefly, rep gate.

48 and TM and I assume some others would continuously rep other to make themselves look like respected posters.

3. Will and Becca's e-wedding. What's all that about then, eh?

Wasn't even around for, still completely bored with hearing about it.

4. Who is your least favourite current poster and why?

Todd would be the easy target at the moment. There are a plethora of dummies that post non spam regularly who irritate me, but Todd takes the cake.

 

[klunderbunker]

A few points:

1. I was at least part of the reason TM stepped down.

2. I like Remix.

 

[Miko]

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

Polley (spelt right?)

 

[Uncle Sam]

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

"Whose," school teacher.

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)

I think this was me, after I said I'd fight NorCal.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

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2. Which poster regularly regaled us with tales of anal with his wife, who also briefly posted here?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Which member have I had occasional conversations with via PM about Cryptozoology and in particular the Bloop?

 

[Cereal Killer]

Damn, I'm new around here so can't really answer these but has this much crap actually taken place here? I sure have missed out on a lot. May I ask what the biggest event has occurred around here?

 

[Milkyway!]

This is all I'm remembered for ((((((((((((((((((((((

 

[Alex]

As you may know, I'm going to be a teacher soon. This is a life choice taken to be more like Slyfox. However, one of the things I have to do now is write tests and stuff, so here's my test to you.

Topic 1: Dramatic Exits

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

TM wasn't it??

2. Which former mod, who left under a bit of a cloud, had everyone ******ing him when he was here, but everyone chastising him after he left?

Dunno that one

3. Who left to join the army, only to die and be resurrected much like Jesus Christ himself?

Milenko

4. Which former mod had his gay oeuvre exposed following his departure, coining the term "Major JO material" in the process?

Lord Sidious

5. Which ex-mod left after making some pretty ludicrous statements about Muslim people?

FromTheSouth

Topic 2: Meet Ups

1. True or False, the only man made things visible from the Moon are the Great Wall of China and the collective bromance of the NJexus.

True?

2. I have met 7 posters in real life. Name them.

Lee, Sam, er some other fellow Brits I assume.

Topic 3: Meltdowns

1. Spawn once threatened to meet and beat up a current poster. Name that poster.

Dunno

2. Which poster posted his address on the website, only to recieve tampons in the mail?

Didn't GameRage do that for a fight??

3. Who sent them?

Dunno

4. In my 2 and a half years of moderating, which have I been called more frequently, a Nazi or a mother's basement dweller?

Nazi Mod probably

Topic 4: Here's the quote, name the poster

1. I would perceive it as me failing as both a father and a man if my son in this scenario ended up being gay.

Can't remember his name, but they said they'd go for a three way if his daughter was a lesbian I think

2. Listen to kiddie porn? I always thought it was more of a visual stimulus.

Dunno

3. False. First of all, I assure you I'm never wrong.

That's probably Slyfox

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)

Dunno

Topic 5: TMI

1. Which poster told us he'd cut his balls whilst shaving them?

Dunno

2. Which poster regularly regaled us with tales of anal with his wife, who also briefly posted here?

I have no idea, but that sounds hilarious

3. Over the space of a month or two, a poster questioned his sexuality, came out and then told us when he had gay sex for the first time. Name that poster.

I Am Phenom??

4. "OK, so I felt this absolutely fucking huge shit building up inside me, I go to shit it out and it's just a fuck load of gas. It's a fart to be proud of but I can't help but feel disappointed" - Who's anecdote?

JKO??
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Topic 6: Paragraph questions

1. Describe, briefly, the Slyfox rep/e-penis mechanism?

Sly rules, you suck deal with it??

2. Describe, briefly, rep gate.

Errrr, dunno actually

3. Will and Becca's e-wedding. What's all that about then, eh?

They were getting hitched, but it turns out they were trolling weren't they

4. Who is your least favourite current poster and why?

Can't think of any

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's easier on my stomach if we pretend they were trolling.

 

[Tastycles]

Scores:

Alex - 8
Sam - 1
Miko -1
Nate - 18.5
Barbosa - 20.5
Nu Sexier Noun - 24.5
JGlass - 15
Thriller - 16
The Replenished Artist - 14
Lee - 20.5

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Topic 1: Dramatic Exits

1. Who's innocent stepping down as a mod led to a massive argument, completely instigated by Slyfox, after he made out there was more to the story in the bar room?

Polley

2. Which former mod, who left under a bit of a cloud, had everyone ******ing him when he was here, but everyone chastising him after he left?

TM

3. Who left to join the army, only to die and be resurrected much like Jesus Christ himself?

Milenko

4. Which former mod had his gay oeuvre exposed following his departure, coining the term "Major JO material" in the process?

Lord Sidious

5. Which ex-mod left after making some pretty ludicrous statements about Muslim people?

FromTheSouth


Topic 2: Meet Ups

1. True or False, the only man made things visible from the Moon are the Great Wall of China and the collective bromance of the NJexus.

False. You can't see the Great Wall of China from the Moon

2. I have met 7 posters in real life. Name them.

Lee, Sam, Dave, Phoenix, Gelgarin, Madcap & Deexter.

Topic 3: Meltdowns

1. Spawn once threatened to meet and beat up a current poster. Name that poster.

Justinsayne

2. Which poster posted his address on the website, only to recieve tampons in the mail?

GameRage

3. Who sent them?

Becker

4. In my 2 and a half years of moderating, which have I been called more frequently, a Nazi or a mother's basement dweller?

Neither, because nobody does that if you are courteous to them.

Topic 4: Here's the quote, name the poster

1. I would perceive it as me failing as both a father and a man if my son in this scenario ended up being gay.

Dagger Dias

2. Listen to kiddie porn? I always thought it was more of a visual stimulus.


Y 2 Jake

3. False. First of all, I assure you I'm never wrong.

Slyfox696

4. I've changed my mind. I'd fight CCS. I'd batter him like a Mars bar in Scotland (did I get that right?)


Uncle Sam

Topic 5: TMI

1. Which poster told us he'd cut his balls whilst shaving them?

Milkyway

2. Which poster regularly regaled us with tales of anal with his wife, who also briefly posted here?

TheOneBigWill

3. Over the space of a month or two, a poster questioned his sexuality, came out and then told us when he had gay sex for the first time. Name that poster.

I am Phenom

4. "OK, so I felt this absolutely fucking huge shit building up inside me, I go to shit it out and it's just a fuck load of gas. It's a fart to be proud of but I can't help but feel disappointed" - Who's anecdote?

Luther_Hull

Topic 6: Paragraph questions

1. Describe, briefly, the Slyfox rep/e-penis mechanism?

The more rep you have,the longer your penis, in a nutshell.

2. Describe, briefly, rep gate.

Posters repped each other to get noticed and get mod spots. Most people look at it as pathetic, but in all honesty, I started here about the same time as those guys and took about a year longer to become a mod.

3. Will and Becca's e-wedding. What's all that about then, eh?

Something we should leave in the past where it belongs, but probably never will.

4. Who is your least favourite current poster and why?

If I felt your answer was valid, you got a mark

 

[Coco]

I still ******e TM.