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The whole thing left me disgusted with Britain, so I watched NFL, and now I've got UFC on. I've never watched UFC before. So far I can say that it's better than Cage Rage.

Hey, I watched that too. Channel Five's coverage is really limited though. Seems that you only get two fights and they give you minimal build-up and almost zero fight aftermath.
 
Reasons I'm proud to be British #1:

Radio last night said:
DJ: We are discussing countries tonight, asking if anyone knows how many there are, and we have a caller, so how many countries do you think there are?

Caller: Eleven

DJ: Care to name them?

Caller: America

DJ: That's one

Caller: England

DJ: That's two

Caller:Europe

DJ: That's not a country, its a continent

Caller: Poland

DJ: That's three

Caller:Chinky Chong Land?

[DJ puts phone down]
 
Somehow managed to lose my wallet, including provisional driving licence, Fulham season ticket, picture of my girlfriend, oyster, bank card, student ID and other such things in the ten yard space between Stratford ticket barrier and the road outside. Naturally, nobody handed it in. Shit.
 
Damn, Tasty.

Things are just going badly for you at the moment, huh? Don't fret though. I lost my wallet a while back and a bus driver brought it into my work. Keep the chin up.
 
I'm just having a real shit time of it lately. I had a nice time, then my wallet literally disappeared. Thanks for the moral support. Fortunately, I had just bought food and spent all my money, so I didn't lose out on anything material. In additional fortitude, Fulham's game tomorrow is called off, so I can get everything back with minor hassle. Still irritating though.
 
Today's the day I start my annual Royal Rumble countdown. Not particularly looking forward to 1988 to be honest with you. The Dino Bravo segment is abysmal. I might post a review of it somewhere. Wait and see.
 
Artists on Spotify's Smiths radio:


Joy Division, The Cure, Radiohead, Pixies, Blur... Kelis.


Kelis? I can't really imagine Morrissey and Kelis sharing many fans. "Ohhhh my milkshake brings nobody to the yard, and there like, teenage angst, you're damn right, teenage angst"
 
I know. There's about 15 that make sense, though oddly none of the band's later solo stuff, but then Kelis is in there too.
 
You know when you're a kid and someone tells you the man who lives opposite your best mate is a murderer? You know when you assume it was some sort of bar fight, then get older and realise that it was a lie? Then, right, you look up Rhyl on the internet, and his name comes up because he was actually a serial killer and gay rapist?

Good times.
 
Amount Tastycles thought he had in his second bank account: £40
Amount he actually had: £2,581

So I bought a milkshake, Forrest Gump and The Self-Destruction of the ultimate warrior. Now I'm about to watch and review Royal Rumble 1988. What a night.
 
Started my Rumble reviews, 1990 comes later. Here's a link. http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=1690559#post1690559

In other news, went to the dentist today, and for the first time in many years, it was actually 6 months after my last appointment, and not because I required massive treatment.

Also, got my Smackdown tickets today, though oddly not the Raw ones for the day before. There's still a spare Smackdown ticket, for anyone who wants it. You get to meet me in person and everything.
 
Sorry, no can do. I'll pay for your busfare from the airport. As long as you fly to London City. Or Heathrow, and you don't mind 4 hour bus journeys.
 
My girlfriend is watching an actual autopsy on VHS. Yes, UCL still operates a VHS based video library.

The soundtrack is a weird mixture of porn jazz, and a woman telling all the procedures from "he removes the liver" to "he swabs the mouth, vagina and anus".
 
So, went to Accrington Stanley's ground. Old School doesn't even begin to cover it. I was in the tenth/back row of their all standing away end, and my head was outside the stadium. Serioulsy, turned around and I could see the town. The pitch is also like a giant slanted ditch and when I got there, I walked past the entire Fulham first team because they had to park in the same car park as everyone else. They had a player sent off for a characteristically LEague 2 style tackle. Unsuprisingly, it was not a footballing masterclass.

In other news, found this gem on Wikipedia, You'll have to look for it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparky
 
So, went to Accrington Stanley's ground. Old School doesn't even begin to cover it. I was in the tenth/back row of their all standing away end, and my head was outside the stadium. Serioulsy, turned around and I could see the town. The pitch is also like a giant slanted ditch and when I got there, I walked past the entire Fulham first team because they had to park in the same car park as everyone else. They had a player sent off for a characteristically LEague 2 style tackle. Unsuprisingly, it was not a footballing masterclass.

In other news, found this gem on Wikipedia, You'll have to look for it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparky

:lmao:That's fuckin' great, the wiki thing. Hey, Tasty, what station do you work for? Do you broadcast on line?
 
So, went to Accrington Stanley's ground. Old School doesn't even begin to cover it. I was in the tenth/back row of their all standing away end, and my head was outside the stadium. Serioulsy, turned around and I could see the town. The pitch is also like a giant slanted ditch and when I got there, I walked past the entire Fulham first team because they had to park in the same car park as everyone else. They had a player sent off for a characteristically LEague 2 style tackle. Unsuprisingly, it was not a footballing masterclass.

In other news, found this gem on Wikipedia, You'll have to look for it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sparky

:lmao: That Is fucking gold
 

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