Tastycles Newsletter

[Tastycles]

Rare fm, yes it's online, it shouldn't be too hard to find.

 

[Tastycles]

Went to where EastEnders is set today. I did not find a town square with a market, but I did find one of the estates I ever been on. "95% of people here feel safe in their homes" a sign proudly proclaimed, which made me think two things- a) considering about 5,000 people live there, that means there are 250 people who are not safe in their homes and b) If people are unsafe in their homes, Tower Hamlets council just put bars on everything: windows, balconies, doors until they feel safe. Walked past a stabbing scene as well, victim was 18 and the murderer was 16, killed over an argument on Facebook.

I don't know why I've put this here, it was just something depressing I felt like sharing.

 

[Tastycles]

Special Two Huor Special radio show on the go now. It's special.

 

[Tastycles]

Don't you hate it when you wait 15 years for someone, anyone, from your country to win a wrestling championship and then this happens.

 

[Tastycles]

Watching Top Gear on Dave, as you do, and what music do they use during their Botswana challenge?

If you guessed Crash Holly's entrance music, you were right.

 

[Sparky]

Fuck me, I forgot about that. I made one for TM at the same time, but it got deleted.

 

[Sparky]

Wait.... What was you doing searching for me on wikipedia?

 

[Tastycles]

I wasn't, I typed "wrestlezone" in my little wikipedia search box instead of the google one, and that was the first thing that came up.

 

[Tastycles]

Weekly radio plug. Also, I got evacuated from Liverpool Street Station.

 

[Tastycles]

I've finally finished my Royal Rumble reviews. Here they are, if you want to see them...

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?p=1783080

Can't be arsed? Here's the league tables.

PPVs

1. 2001
2. 2005
3. 1998
4. 2002
5. 1996
6. 2009
7. 2008
8. 1999
9. 2003
10. 1990
11. 1991
12. 1992
13. 2000
14. 2007
15. 1989
16. 1993
17. 1994
18. 2010
19. 1997
20. 1995
21. 1988
22. 2006
23. 2004

Rumble Matches

1. 2001
2. 2007
3. 1997
=4. 1992
=4. 2010
6. 1994
7. 2004
=8. 1990
=8. 2008
10. 1996
11. 2005
12. 2003
=12. 2009
14. 1999
=14. 2000
=14. 2002
17. 2006
18. 1998
19. 1989
20. 1991
21. 1995
22. 1988
23. 1993

 

[Tastycles]

My girlfriend's out for the night, so I decided to have a boys' night in. Then I remembered I don't have any friends, and my boys' night is infact sitting on my own watching wrestling.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Welcome to my world.

 

[Tastycles]

It's alright though, because I've also eaten a family bag of minstrels to myself, and am 2 into an 8 pack of Carlsberg.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh. I haven't.

 

[Lee]

It's cool, I'm sure the welsh team in the english league will do well tonight

 

[Tastycles]

Swansea and Wrexham aren't playing, so I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Tastycles]

"Stay with us, because there's more two pints of lager and a packet of crisps up next"

I'd rather die, BBC three.

 

[X]

Is that a show? Or a documentary?

 

[Tastycles]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_pints_of_lager_and_a_packet_of_crisps

It's a shitcom.

 

[X]

I'd kick anyone in the balls that would use the word "crisps".

 

[Tastycles]

I only ever talk about crisps to my girlfriend, and we talk in Welsh to each other. We don't really, but we use Welsh words for stuff if they sound better, so crisps becomes creision (pron: Cray-sh-ion)

 

[X]

When will you two be filming a sex tape for all of us to enjoy?

 

[Tastycles]

I tried, she said no. She looks a bit like Christy Hemme and Jennifer Love Hewitt. I'm sure one of them made a sex tape.

 

[Tastycles]

I think one of my favourite weekend treats is watching Americans on Soccer AM completely not knowing what's going on.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

That's always funnyl. Who was on?