Tastycles Newsletter

[Tastycles]

I'll put on a request if you want.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Got any wrestling anthems? It's all I listen to. Something by Creed preferably.

 

[Tastycles]

No, sorry.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just to clarify, I do listen to some music other than wrestling anthems. But yeah, Nirvana. That'll do.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Aw shucks. You should get some wrestling anthems together. Any whiny generic rock, really. It's all been used on a wrestling show at one time or another.

 

[Tastycles]

I am going to do a wrestling special next time I get a three hour show

 

[Uncle Sam]

Make sure you play Taz's theme then. You know, his WWE one.

 

[X]

I love you Tastycles.

 

[Tastycles]

Who wants an AQA book? They sent me 100. Meanwhile, the woman who is Tommy Pickles is on Friends.

 

[Tastycles]

My girlfriend wanted to show me a ballet dance that she used to do when she was a little girl, so she searched for it on youtube and ended up watching about 30 different videos. Nothing noteworthy there, you might think, except now youtube's suggestions when I go on there consist of wrestling and 6 year old girls in leotards. I couldn't look like any more of a paedophile.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You could, if those girls sensually removed said leotards.

 

[Tastycles]

It's Thursday, It's 2pm, it's Tastycles on the radio.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Alright, I'm listening. Or I will be once it loads. Gotta go out in a half hour though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Good news, it loaded.

 

[Tastycles]

That is good news. If you text in, I'll say your name again.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It did come as quite a shock last time. I'll consider it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Age: 22. Perfect.

Edit: Wait, that leaves two possibilities. Oh dear.

 

[Tastycles]

It might be a lie, yours is.

 

[Dave]

I'm listening, Tasty.

 

[Tastycles]

Cool.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It might be a lie, yours is.

But it all adds up! Don't try and throw me off.

 

[Tastycles]

You'll have to wait and see...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tell me it's downloadable as a podcast. Because I've got to go in about ten minutes.

Edit: BASTARDO!

 

[Tastycles]

It is downloadable, but you were wrong. I was born on New Year's Eve.

 

[Dave]

This is my Mum's favourite song ever. I know the year now. I wont say because Sam is too busy getting owned on the radio.