Tastycles Newsletter

[Dave]

He fucking should though.

 

[X]

Tasty's name...is Gareth?

Do I dare make a joke here?

 

[Tastycles]

Ironically enough, I find myself doing Tim style faces in disbelief of people around me. Only there isn't a camera.

 

[Tastycles]

So, I was preparing for my weekend on my own, and bought beer. Got IDed for the first time in about a year, didn't have any, muchos embarrasment, but he still let me take the beer.

 

[X]

What is your secret to youth Tasty? Electro-pop?

 

[Tastycles]

Edge steals a joke off Happy Gilmore on Smackdown. Tut tut, WWE, it's a pretty famous film.

 

[Tastycles]

What is your secret to youth Tasty? Electro-pop?

I drink a lot of Coke, or I used to, until my girlfriend made me stop, maybe it's that.

 

[X]

Yes they must see your rotting teeth, fine slacks and walkman playing The Fall's B-Sides on loop and just assume you're underage.

 

[Tastycles]

I think it's probably because a kit kat chunky and six beers doesn't look like the most adult of shopping lists.

 

[Tastycles]

So, I have mentioned my house's coundensation problem on here before I think. Today's task was cleaning the mould it left in its wake. There was a lot, and I have breathed far too much of it in to be considered safe.

 

[Tastycles]

The Hoff is hosting the London Raw! Maybe I can relive this again:

Only fatter.

 

[Tastycles]

There's a woman coming to inspectmy flat in a bit, but I also want to watch Randy Savage vs Hulk Hogan. Dare I be watching a wrestling DVD when a woman I don't know enters my home?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I wouldn't, but I always thought you were superior to me.

Gareth.

 

[Tastycles]

I could always have babestation on, ready to quickly flick over so I can save face.

 

[Dave]

Both are absolute "chick-magnets" anyway, Tasty.

 

[Tastycles]

I know. If porn has taught me anything, it's that this woman will definitely have sex with me.

 

[Dave]

And if wrestling has taught you one thing, what would it be?

 

[Tastycles]

That she'll then double cross me and sleep with Hulk Hogan.

 

[Tastycles]

I couldn't risk it, I decided. Watched a programme about conspiracies presented by Danny Wallace instead. It was shit, and she didn't show up.

 

[Tastycles]

My first mod propaganda broadcast is on today. Obviously, not wishing to broadcast the fact I am on a wrestling forum in the University bar, I shan't be mentioning it, but I will have the show that three of you know and have not hated.

In other news, the word "Tastycles" looks even more ridiculous in bold, but I'm too attatched to change it.

 

[Барбоса]

I want you to say "mod" on the radio sometime during your show

 

[Dave]

My first mod propaganda broadcast is on today. Obviously, not wishing to broadcast the fact I am on a wrestling forum in the University bar, I shan't be mentioning it, but I will have the show that three of you know and have not hated.

I'll be there, as usual.

In other news, the word "Tastycles" looks even more ridiculous in bold, but I'm too attatched to change it.

I think it looks good...

 

[Tastycles]

I want you to say "mod" on the radio sometime during your show

I'll try. If I was doing 1967, it would be a lot easier. There's your special WZ clue for the day, it isn't 1967.

 

[Dave]

I'll try. If I was doing 1967, it would be a lot easier. There's your special WZ clue for the day, it isn't 1967.

Sweet! I'm already half way to the prize.

What time are you on at, Tasty?

 

[Tastycles]

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