Some input on a personal dilema
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To be honest, I didn't read the OP very thoroughly. All I saw was that JJ was sexually attracted to a girl that didn't speak English well but he didn't want to be tied down. Her already having a boyfriend is probably a sign that JJ shouldn't lest he walks into a storm of justified wrath.
From a logistical standpoint, though, what I suggested could work.
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
An ex-serviceman working security and training to be a wrestler can't be that far away from being a jock though? Although, there may be a difference between Texas jocks and Salvadoran jocks that makes one seem more nerdy than t'other.
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
I fully expect to get my ass whooped when I go into these situations. But my room mate has been instructed that from this point on, he answers the door as John. This buys me some time to get the gun.
The Mexican girl who's ex came to jump me with his cousins went like this. We were at IHOP after prom. I was eating a Big Steak Omelette. It was delicious. All her friends were sitting at a large table in the back. We sat a couple tables away with a friend of mine. I noticed that there was a Mexican guy right by us staring at that table looking for something. The he looks down at us and looks shocked and runs off. He said "Oh no that's his cousin." Then one of her friends from the table goes out and comes back to let me know that all 3 are outside waiting to jump me. This occurs mid omelette. I take steak and omelettes seriously. This fool just interrupted a Big Steak Omelette. So I go outside pissed. I see a group of Mexican and come towards them asking which one of them is Anthony. They start to panic and Anthony didn't want to come forward. She points him out and I ask if he has a problem. They get scared and start backing up. There are about 5-6 people attempting to hold me back. They tell me don't worry about it they are too scared. So I turn around to go back inside when all of a sudden he calls her a bitch. This really pissed me off. No one calls my girl a bitch. So I turn back and they all start hopping in the car trying to talk shit out the window and saying this is bullshit and I'm on steroids. At the time I was 5'9" 205lbs solid and had been training in MMA for a year. So they left, I returned at ate my omelette, all her friends thought I was a super bad ass to bring the fight to a group of 3 goons trying to jump me. A couple days later I get his number and call him up and tell him we could squash it tonight. I told all 3 of them to name a spot and meet me there for a 3 on 1 fight. They weren't willing to do it at first. And then they call me back about 10 min later telling to meet at her parents house(she had moved out). Actually she kinda got kicked out for dating a black guy and not going with the guy of the same race who took her virginity. So her dad wasn't very fond of the fact that I was dating her or that I was black(not the only time I've encountered this issue). So basically they were calling me out to a 4 on 1 fight and I could clearly here them in the background talking about having the gun ready. Obviously I'm not gonna go against 4 guys and a gun. Especially if I have to beat up my gf's dad in the process. So I told them I was on the way. But then delivered a counter solution that I can't talk about online. But it was effective. So effective in fact, that once when I had problems with them again, I did the same thing and ended up making his cousin's whole family move. He remained in Houston and I never saw or heard from them again. She did eventually leave me for him, only to leave him a month later.
The Mexican girl who's ex came to jump me with his cousins went like this. We were at IHOP after prom. I was eating a Big Steak Omelette. It was delicious. All her friends were sitting at a large table in the back. We sat a couple tables away with a friend of mine. I noticed that there was a Mexican guy right by us staring at that table looking for something. The he looks down at us and looks shocked and runs off. He said "Oh no that's his cousin." Then one of her friends from the table goes out and comes back to let me know that all 3 are outside waiting to jump me. This occurs mid omelette. I take steak and omelettes seriously. This fool just interrupted a Big Steak Omelette. So I go outside pissed. I see a group of Mexican and come towards them asking which one of them is Anthony. They start to panic and Anthony didn't want to come forward. She points him out and I ask if he has a problem. They get scared and start backing up. There are about 5-6 people attempting to hold me back. They tell me don't worry about it they are too scared. So I turn around to go back inside when all of a sudden he calls her a bitch. This really pissed me off. No one calls my girl a bitch. So I turn back and they all start hopping in the car trying to talk shit out the window and saying this is bullshit and I'm on steroids. At the time I was 5'9" 205lbs solid and had been training in MMA for a year. So they left, I returned at ate my omelette, all her friends thought I was a super bad ass to bring the fight to a group of 3 goons trying to jump me. A couple days later I get his number and call him up and tell him we could squash it tonight. I told all 3 of them to name a spot and meet me there for a 3 on 1 fight. They weren't willing to do it at first. And then they call me back about 10 min later telling to meet at her parents house(she had moved out). Actually she kinda got kicked out for dating a black guy and not going with the guy of the same race who took her virginity. So her dad wasn't very fond of the fact that I was dating her or that I was black(not the only time I've encountered this issue). So basically they were calling me out to a 4 on 1 fight and I could clearly here them in the background talking about having the gun ready. Obviously I'm not gonna go against 4 guys and a gun. Especially if I have to beat up my gf's dad in the process. So I told them I was on the way. But then delivered a counter solution that I can't talk about online. But it was effective. So effective in fact, that once when I had problems with them again, I did the same thing and ended up making his cousin's whole family move. He remained in Houston and I never saw or heard from them again. She did eventually leave me for him, only to leave him a month later.
Dowdsy McDowds
Sally was here
Was she as easy as your omelette?
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
Lmao. I didn't seriously tell him to do that. Even if I did, he wouldn't. Plus he never answers the door anyways. I was just kidding there. My room mate is my best friend who I've known since I was 7 years old. Plus he can't fight, so I wouldn't put him in harms way. If anything it would be the other way around. I highly doubt the guy would come to my house. Maybe he'd come to my work, if he knew that's where we met. But then he has to get through access points and security and such. To be honest, if I get my ass whooped, fine. But like I said before. I've decided to wait til she at least breaks up with him before anything sexual. And for the record I've never used a human shield. I have been a human shield before.Why? Nobody from WZ knows who you are.
Likely because he hasn't finished the storyboards yet. I'm sure he will get back to you when he is done.
"Haha just kidding, I didn't say that, he never answers doors, he doesn't even know what a door is."
I have been wondering what backtracking sounds like. Thanks for that.
Really though, tell nobody here anything more. You gotta protect yourself first and foremost, dawg. No reason to put yourself at risk legally to please these animals.
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
Yea I'm constantly rewriting the finishes. I had a perfect ending to that story, but then one of my top characters walked out.
I was trying to be funny with the room mate saying he's me and my exaggeration of how seriously I take my steak and my eggs. Honestly, if I was that willing to throw the guy under the bus, I doubt he'd live here.
Lol. I'm still building up to a hello. No seriously, we talk quite a bit when she first arrives at work and a few minutes here and there during patrols. Sometimes after I'm off we'll hang around for about 30 min to an hour and chat. We just recently started texting. I have been using google translate quite a bit these days.
I love you nightmare.Maybe this is all an elaborate fantasy because he fell asleep watching Family Guy at work.
OMG that's her! You know her too? Oh shit! You're not the bf are you?
Thanks Coco. I've already killed any chance of ever being respected again on this forum. I'm forever going to be the girl stealing douche bag! In all honesty, I'm really not a bad guy. I've done and continue to do a lot of things. I just have two weaknesses and that's girls and booze. We all have different experiences in life and though, once upon a time, I would have completely agreed with the majority of opinions, things that have occurred throughout my life have just led me to not care so much about what goes on in someone else's relationship. Also I drink often. I've become desensitized to certain things over the last 6 years or so. But if you ask anyone who knows me, they will say I'm a nice guy and can be an asshole at times but in a funny way that makes people laugh.
As far as this girl goes. My dilemma wasn't so much that I want to bang her but she has a boyfriend. My dilemma was that I am at a point where I really can not be in a serious relationship, but after getting to know a girl at work a little more and talking to her on a daily basis, I've gotten to the point where I can't stop thinking about her. I don't mean thinking about her sexually, just thinking about being with her and talking to her more. Or thinking about her smile when she first walks through the door. I really like her a lot. There is just something about her.
I really want to thank everyone who has responded. This has been the most fun thread on this forum for me.
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I got dibs on changing my username to JohnJohnson's Johnson.
Stop drinking so much, you're going to ruin your life.
Stop drinking so much, you're going to ruin your life.
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
Lol. She isn't my girl. But on an unrelated note. Would anyone here like to meet me personally?
Sorry bud, already taken- so save the sweet stuff for your lemon fresh ladies.
Nah, she just gave me head behind the taco stand. I cant commit to a lady willing to give it up for a #3 combo. Sure they are fun for a bit, but then they start bitching because you wont take them somewhere with waiters & ice in the water. Took a girl like that to Olive Garden once & they asked her if she could finish the dishes when her break was over. Ruined the mood, ya know?
Miko, you done fucked up now. Quick- offer him some eggs!
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
But what about your confusing and unmanly feelings for her? Or is this all just a ruse to meet men online? Will I need to bring eggs?
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
Still is't my girl friend though. Yes bring eggs and steaks. But I'm specifically referring to Wrestlemania weekend in New Orleans. I assume many people of this forum will be in attendance. I will be attempting to steal AJ Lee from CM Punk that weekend lol. Not really. But if anyone wants to meet me in person, though I imagine some of you would probably punch me in the face after this thread, we can get something going. My room mate will also be there in case any one wants to ask him whether or not I really told him to answer the door as John.
Wait! What if this is the angry ex that wants to crush your skull & this is all an elaborate scheme to trick you into meeting him somewhere?
As your lawyer I advise you not to go & must insist that you take precaution.
