Richard Blonoff
Make America Rassle Again
I hope you get punched in the dick by a rabid AIDS infested bear.
Some input on a personal dilema
- Thread starter JohnJohnson
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Don't worry, Yaz. His failure to understand morality will inevitably result in a very unfavorable conclusion [for him] which should satisfy you just as much as the above scenario.
Fuck hes cleverer than I thought. Oh well, back to being a recluse.
Meet me at ten for a beer in Montagu.
I'll check my schedule...
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
So tonight was my first weekend off since August. It is 6:56 am. I just got home 2 minutes ago. The things that happened tonight pretty much take a huge shit on all that was said in this thread. Had a horrible/great time though. Bad taste in my mouth though.
Mr. Artistic guy
Better Off This Way
I actually don't think you're a dick, yet. The fact that you asked the question means you know there's an issue with what you wanted to do. That's half the battle. Not going through with it becomes the informed decision you make afterwards. Some guys are happy to adulterate, cheat and plunder and will never think anything of it. You are beating them... except for maybe in the sex department.
EDIT: Preparing to change mind in 3...2........
EDIT: Preparing to change mind in 3...2........
...Out with it! You can't bring this shit up and not tell the story.
So, does that mean she had a dick?... Should have seen that coming, the apron probably hid the bulge.
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You get home after a long night and two minutes later you think about us. I'm flattered and anxious to here your tale.
Don't worry about the misogyny from the "morality" police, spill the beans.
Don't worry about the misogyny from the "morality" police, spill the beans.
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
Lol. Yea I thought about you guys. My laptop is right in front of the couch, which is where I decided to pass the fuck out. My night started off just sitting on the couch watching YouTube. That's when my friend asked if I was watching the fights and that he was going to Dave and Busters. 10 beers, at least 6 shots and 2 pints of some weak vodka later I find myself at the front door to my house with no keys. We left D&B's for Applebees to get $1 beers and ate some of the TV dinners they serve. That's when all of a sudden this chick next to me starts going on and on and on about how cute I am and that she wishes she was rich to be my sugar mama and we need to get out and go somewhere else. Well is was almost 2 so all the bars close. Except strip clubs. Oh yea I forgot to mention this chick is not cute at all. She looks like a damn character from Bob's Burgers. Oh and she was same some pretty racist shit to us with a straight face. So here we are at this strip club where all of a sudden she is demanding we pay her way in. Then we agree to each pay our own way in. Except we get to the counter and she says we got her cover to the door man and then runs in. So we basically get hijacked into paying. So we go inside and the club is packed! Some guy from the gang Tango Blast(if anyone from Texas knows them) was just released from prison and partying there. So there were like 30 amazing looking strippers walking around all over the place and another stripper who I'm sure was either lost or unaware of her body shape. Well this chick from Applebees starts climbing on me and slapping me in the face with her large titties and kissing me then tells me she wants to go out to the car for a min. I end up losing the chick on the way out, then I find her. We get to the car where she gives me the worst head I've ever had in my life. We go back in after a few minutes(it was so bad I told her to just stop). So we go in and the guy from Tango is talking to me and invites me to his table full of beer and women. I'm hanging out there and she does not leave me alone. I tried to get her to have a seat and she is rubbing and biting all over me. Then in the middle of the club this chick drop to her knees and tries to give me head again. I'm like this chick is too crazy and needs to go home. She ended up leaving her shoes and purse at the club and said she doesn't care. We end up calling the club every 15 minutes looking for it anyways. We go back to Applebees to switch cars. Then at 5am after all that has happened, she decides to tell us that she's been bad and her husband is going to be pissed. That's right husband. The one she could have mentioned before hijacking our whole night. Then she is telling us that we have to drive her home. WTF. So I drive her car and my friend follows in his. She keeps trying to touch on me still and I have to keep pushing her hand off while driving. Luckily she lived a mile from the Applebees. So we take her home and she wants to kiss before going inside. So what I do, is I leave her a big ass hickey so that she can't lie to her husband who was at home with some number of kids apparently. She was going to say she was out with her girl friends. So we leave and get home when I realize I have no keys. I dropped them in her car. Okay, this is going to be interesting, i thought. We drive back, I hop a gate to a gated community at 6am, coincidentally dressed in all black. Now I have to find this car that hopefully won't have an angry husband with a gun snooping around. Luckily no one was there and it was unlocked. Needless to say, I'm pretty sure she got her Applebees privilege's taken away. It was fun, because it was my first weekend off since August which is when I returned to Austin. But it was horrible because we ended up having to pay for some chick who we had to babysit and who lied to us about being married.
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I don't care who you fuck but driving while intoxicated is a scumbag move.
Have some sense and get your shit together.
Have some sense and get your shit together.
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
Yea I didn't want to do that at all. That's why I parked my car at the house before heading out. It came down to leaving her in the parking lot of Applebees while she was going to attempt to drive herself, which I guarantee would have killed her or sent her to jail, or me drive down the street for her. I know I should not have driven at all. But she had no chance in hell. We even considered hiding her keys in her car and leaving her, but then we thought about the odds of her being mugged or raped. Lot's of bums in Austin.
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
This is going to be my official confessional thread. Every time I do something bad I'll document it here.
Maybe go out of your way to not do anything worthy of this thread then, man. Shit.
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doesn't know REAL wrestling...
It is stories like these that make me glad that I give off an obvious vibe that tells strangers to not try talking to me.
George Steele's Barber
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I'm not saying it's a good or bad thing but the rule changes ans fantasy has really changed the Puppy Bowl from the old days.
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
Monday through Friday of this week will be pretty tame. Nothing going on. Might run a stop sign just to keep the thread going. But Saturday is looking to be a crazy day. It's going to be a pretty wild party. I'm sure there will be plenty to tell here.
Cena's Little Helper
Mid-Card Championship Winner
For the record, I would actually meet you in person, JJ, if you lived anywhere near the Washington, DC, area. Mind you, we'd meet in a very populated, well lit area at noon (like a mall food court), but I'd meet you.
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
Lmao! Are you per chance going to WM XXX?
I would go, but then I would have to stab you with a pencil eraser for attempting to touch my lady. Why the eraser end, you ask? Because that is the part that really gets the point across. Anyone can use the sharp part, but it takes skill to use the other side.
JohnJohnson
aka JuanJuanson
Pretty hostile. But I don't think you would stab me. You would just sit down and drink a beer. Is your lady in the janitorial business per chance?
