stupid fucking bitches

Not since the herniated disk back in 2002... Walked away and never went back. Going in, I had a very simple goal: Have one match. Endied up with nearly 50 in 9 months. Paid for the training, but the medical bills made it cost prohibited. Wouldn't call it even semi-successful but it has prevented me from looking back and wondering "what if". College was still as available at 19 as it was at 18, so I have no regrets with that choice.

I've been at this internet game too long, man.
 
I've been at this internet game too long, man.

Hell you act like that's impressive or something. I call it a draw. Making $50 a match wrestling in local community centers just doesn't sound like something to be bragging about; it's just a statement of facts and one I'm not entirely proud of as I spent nearly a year of my life and barely broke even doing something that caused various injuries that still linger today. Not really the high point of my life. However, I still feel that the idea of "what if I had tried chasing my dream and done the only thing I ever wanted to do with my life" would have caused more discomfort than a stiff back and sore knees ever would.
 
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  • A period occurs when a woman's body disposes of an unfertilized egg as well as the lining of the uterus.
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  • If the egg becomes fertilized by male sperm, the egg attaches to the lining of the uterus, and a fetus develops
  • This process is what is known as the "menstrual cycle." Each cycle takes about one month to complete and start again.
  • The cycle can cause fluctuating hormone levels, giving some women what is known as "premenstrual syndrome," or "PMS" for short.
  • PMS can cause mood swings, anxiety, bloating, breast pain, and headaches, among other symptoms.

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I dont get why this guy is a cunt. The girl is a moron endeavoring him for anything other than the agreed arrangement. His lack of tact leads me to belive he has never given her even slight provocation to do so.
 
Did your Grandpa invent subway?

Um no, Fred Deluca did. Wish he had, cause I'd be in Hollywood doing some real good coke right now off a ten thousand dollar a day hooker's ass.

But I guess lounging in the recliner by 10am because all my work for the day was done in less than two hours this morning isn't all that bad. Anytime I can be shit faced by noon just sounds like a good day.
 
I dont get why this guy is a cunt. The girl is a moron endeavoring him for anything other than the agreed arrangement. His lack of tact leads me to belive he has never given her even slight provocation to do so.

Because the story ended up too well in his favor. He's pretending he put her in her place, and expected a standing ovation from a bunch of beer-drinking, women-hating sports fans he thinks populate these forums.
 
Hell you act like that's impressive or something. I call it a draw. Making $50 a match wrestling in local community centers just doesn't sound like something to be bragging about; it's just a statement of facts and one I'm not entirely proud of as I spent nearly a year of my life and barely broke even doing something that caused various injuries that still linger today. Not really the high point of my life. However, I still feel that the idea of "what if I had tried chasing my dream and done the only thing I ever wanted to do with my life" would have caused more discomfort than a stiff back and sore knees ever would.

Believe me, nobody is impressed by you. Not one person.
 
Because the story ended up too well in his favor. He's pretending he put her in her place, and expected a standing ovation from a bunch of beer-drinking, women-hating sports fans he thinks populate these forums.

What was the ending of the story? Like fuck if im going to go looking for it
 
I dont get why this guy is a cunt. The girl is a moron endeavoring him for anything other than the agreed arrangement. His lack of tact leads me to belive he has never given her even slight provocation to do so.

I don't even know the bitch's last name, haven't spoken more than a couple dozen words to her, and our communication has consisted of "hey are you coming to town this week". "Yep." Then while down there: "hey he's gone, come over." "on the way." And that's all in texts.

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Not sure why knowing about their shit does me any good. All I care about is that week of the month is head week. Just because the fun house is down for service doesn't mean the amusement park closes for business.
 
Because the story ended up too well in his favor. He's pretending he put her in her place, and expected a standing ovation from a bunch of beer-drinking, women-hating sports fans he thinks populate these forums.

Well those beer-drinking, women-hating fans used to populate this place back when the forums got 10 times the traffic the main page did. Didn't realize so many people had their testicles removed in such a short period of time.
 
Well those beer-drinking, women-hating fans used to populate this place back when the forums got 10 times the traffic the main page did. Didn't realize so many people had their testicles removed in such a short period of time.

It's probably that Wrestlezone has been put on the banned list on prison computers.
 
Well those beer-drinking, women-hating fans used to populate this place back when the forums got 10 times the traffic the main page did. Didn't realize so many people had their testicles removed in such a short period of time.

I am the only one here who I know of has had their testicles removed (sort of).

When did the forums get 10 times the traffic of the main site?
 
I am the only one here who I know of has had their testicles removed (sort of).

When did the forums get 10 times the traffic of the main site?

From about 2002-2004. Before the BQ exodus. We had over a thousand regular to semi-regular posters, several hundred thousand members, nearly every single thread had stats similar to this one (over a hundred replies, several hundred views or more) instead of 20-50 replies being the average.

The forums even had it's own stand-alone url at the time because most of us didn't visit the main page at all. Then in 2004-05, Brian wanted to position it to sell the site (not that I blame him) and started changing things. It worked though as Crave paid a decent amount for it so it worked out really well in his favor.

The forums, however, have never been the same.
 
You think this forum gets less traffic because of the people here? And not because internet forums have lost steam since AOL 7.0? For 2012, this forum is doing great.
 
You think this forum gets less traffic because of the people here? And not because internet forums have lost steam since AOL 7.0? For 2012, this forum is doing great.
No the rule changes in late 04-05 and then more strict rules after the crave purchase caused a lot of posters to jump ship. Forum traffic fell 80% in 3 months after the BQ exodus. I've seen Brian's traffic stats for the time... It was brutal. However, it's hard to sell a site with the posts that were on here at the time.

There was a period of about 6 months you couldn't open up any image attachment on here without worrying about goatse or tubgirl searing your eye balls.

But yeah, it was well documented that the rule change and subsequent crackdown caused the drop in traffic.
 
0h not all forums are low traffic...

Total members that have visited the forum in the last 24 hours: 2,021
Total guests that have visited the forum in the last 24 hours: 50,471

That's from another site I frequent. And that's during the mid week slow days.
 
There was a period of about 6 months you couldn't open up any image attachment on here without worrying about goatse or tubgirl searing your eye balls.

I sure wish we had THAT version of the site back.

0h not all forums are low traffic...

Total members that have visited the forum in the last 24 hours: 2,021
Total guests that have visited the forum in the last 24 hours: 50,471

That's from another site I frequent. And that's during the mid week slow days.

Some people don't like high traffic forums. Some people like medium traffic forums. If you don't, why are you are? Nobody gave a shit about you then, and nobody gives a shit about you now.
 
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Just an example of how lax the rules used to be... Hell WZ used to have a porn sub-forum too.

You could talk about anything, post anything, only real rules were no serious flame wars outside the bar room and no spamming (not today's standards, more like to fill the entire page of a thread with one character posts and shit).

Good times all around.
 
I don't even know the bitch's last name, haven't spoken more than a couple dozen words to her, and our communication has consisted of "hey are you coming to town this week". "Yep." Then while down there: "hey he's gone, come over." "on the way." And that's all in texts.

Oh, cheatin' bitch too?

Yea, dunno how this guy is the one being labeled cunt.
 
Just an example of how lax the rules used to be... Hell WZ used to have a porn sub-forum too.

You could talk about anything, post anything, only real rules were no serious flame wars outside the bar room and no spamming (not today's standards, more like to fill the entire page of a thread with one character posts and shit).

Good times all around.

There's no reason to have a porn forum. If you're having issues finding porn, give away your computer.

Flame rules are pretty much exactly the same as you've described.

The spam rules are the reason this forum runs so well. There's a chance for actual discussion to be had instead of threads getting cluttered with one word responses.

You should still kill yourself.
 

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